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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Smythe posted:

the most important muscle to exercise? the Mind.

actually its the biceps. theyve proven this

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cigstomper58 posted:

actually its the biceps. theyve proven this

Wrong. It's the "wallet"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smythe posted:

Why don't you Mind the gap and take the train outa this forum
just jokes buddy just jokes

any ways where would i go baby?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

numberoneposter posted:

just jokes buddy just jokes

any ways where would i go baby?

Are you Rich Piana?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

just jokes buddy just jokes

any ways where would i go baby?

Cinema DIscourso :newlol:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I don't workout legs because it's really hard and it makes me tired

Also, I'm a pussy-gay-boy.

FAN OF NICKELBACK
Apr 9, 2002
i agree deadlifts are loving stupid and dangerous unless you use good form by just kipping the hell out of them with the appropriate amount of bend in your back

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I have to work out even though I'd rather just waste away because no matter how thin the rest of my body gets I maintain mad pecs, so if the rest of my body withers it ends up looking like I have unusually perky man tits on an otherwise slender frame.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I did a deadlift once. It was crazy.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Deadlifts are dangerous?

lol op, how on earth were you doing them?

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Deadlifts aren't a leg exercise op it's all about your lower back.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

ArbitraryC posted:

Deadlifts aren't a leg exercise op it's all about your lower back.

Lift 500kg with your lower back. Good luck.

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
I ONLY workout legs.
In fact I don't work out the rest of my body.
I run everywherr with my powerful legs while my torso and neck limply flops around.
Hawking up top, Bolt down below

Fight me

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I normally try not to judge people at the gym because I wouldn't like them judging me but there's this one dude I see pretty regularly there who has an upper body so jacked it no longer looks human and thighs that are legit skinnier than his forearms

Always strutting around looking smug too, loving upside-down triangle-looking jerk. It's like God put his limbs in the wrong sockets but there's no way he ended up looking like that by accident

What I'm saying is do some squats OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Gently KRS posted:

I ONLY workout legs.
In fact I don't work out the rest of my body.
I run everywherr with my powerful legs while my torso and neck limply flops around.
Hawking up top, Bolt down below

Fight me
Run? What you doing, what? Some kind of human being that don't wanna to go fast? Ehhhh fughetaboutit.

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aswXtdajHxQ

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvlmOIsbJ88

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i like how zyzz spent all that time in the gym/money on roids and then covered himself in terrible tattoos once he got swole. body dysmorphia much?

ahrehrejhejajaj
Aug 26, 2016

by zen death robot
i think zyzz was a beautiful person that got hosed from clen and a hot dose thats all

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

love zyzz

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The leg day thing started because when fat people lose weight, they have these big legs left over from carrying their fat asses around for all these years. It's the only thing they have to brag about so they started bragging.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

deadlifts more enjoyable than squats imo

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

Gaunab posted:

The leg day thing started because when fat people lose weight, they have these big legs left over from carrying their fat asses around for all these years. It's the only thing they have to brag about so they started bragging.

This is false as you lose the fat bearing legs concurrently with the fat, speaking from experience. Squats are the one true path.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Artum posted:

This is false as you lose the fat bearing legs concurrently with the fat, speaking from experience. Squats are the one true path.

squats help the legs maintain; you're not actually squatting more, the weight is just moving from your gut to the barbell

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Squats are the one true path to the surgery ward for total knee replacement.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Post your legs op if you're so confident in your scrawny poo poo

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I have thick upper legs because I exercise my whole body but life bestowed upon me slender calves. I just recently learned how to build those up but it involves the gayest machine in the gym...


The Calf Raise

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Toadvine posted:

I have thick upper legs because I exercise my whole body but life bestowed upon me slender calves. I just recently learned how to build those up but it involves the gayest machine in the gym...


The Calf Raise

Lol at being worried about looking gay using a machine. Embrace the gay. Then use the Calf Raise

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Lol you idiot. There are seven days in a week, no homo.

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Lol you idiot. There are seven days in a week, no homo.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days. 

How do you go 3.5 times? Do a half workout or something? lol


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That thread still makes me laugh.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Wamdoodle posted:

Lol at being worried about looking gay using a machine. Embrace the gay. Then use the Calf Raise

I'm at the gym, clearly I don't care about looking gay.

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.
*does quarter squats with shearing force directed entirely to the knees with no glute/hip use whatsoever*

"oh man squats are bad for your knees"

*deadlifts with rounded lower back and no leg drive at all*

"lol deadlifts are stupid"

*puts on belt and wrist wraps, does curls*

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
But the calf raise is not as gay as the butt abductor, which I also use without shame because like the calf raise the results are appreciable

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Toadvine posted:

I'm at the gym, clearly I don't care about looking gay.

:hfive:

HoboTech posted:

*does quarter squats with shearing force directed entirely to the knees with no glute/hip use whatsoever*

"oh man squats are bad for your knees"

*deadlifts with rounded lower back and no leg drive at all*

"lol deadlifts are stupid"

*puts on belt and wrist wraps, does curls*

Make sure to do the curls in the squat rack!

HoboTech
Feb 13, 2005

Reading this with the voice in your skull.

Wamdoodle posted:

Make sure to do the curls in the squat rack!

Failing that, do them as close to the dumbbell wracks as you possibly loving can. Same with any kind of lateral raise.

If other people can use any of the equipment around you, you're doing it wrong.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
i dont need to exersize my legs because i am naturally bulky and musculer

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

HoboTech posted:

Failing that, do them as close to the dumbbell wracks as you possibly loving can. Same with any kind of lateral raise.

If other people can use any of the equipment around you, you're doing it wrong.

*nods sagely*

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Squats and deadlifts use the hugest muscles in your body and release tons of T. Plus they are fun as heck.

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I have a prolapsed anus thanks to squatting.

Wouldn't recommend them at all.

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