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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Toadvine posted:

But the calf raise is not as gay as the butt abductor, which I also use without shame because like the calf raise the results are appreciable

Is the butt abductor the one where you kick your leg back? 'cause that machine rules.

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I actually need to tone down my leg days because my chinos are getting a little too tight in the thigh. Or I could shop for pants somewhere else but I like the slim look. Goon advice always welcome.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Zidrooner posted:

I have been complimented by girls on my rear end and calves. My traps are pretty big but only my gf ever said something about them ("they're too big")

Traps make ya look like a swamp monster.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Toadvine posted:

I actually need to tone down my leg days because my chinos are getting a little too tight in the thigh. Or I could shop for pants somewhere else but I like the slim look. Goon advice always welcome.

Lose some weight fatty.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

notZaar posted:

Lose some weight fatty.

I'm a 32" waist 34" inseam bitch

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
And my tummys flat

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Toadvine posted:

I'm a 32" waist 34" inseam bitch

Yeah well I'm a 30/32. :grin:

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Toadvine posted:

I actually need to tone down my leg days because my chinos are getting a little too tight in the thigh. Or I could shop for pants somewhere else but I like the slim look. Goon advice always welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GT9UN7nDo

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
maybe if u didnt have a small penis u wouldnt have 2 pretend w/ur arms

FACE

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Toadvine posted:

I'm a 32" waist 34" inseam bitch

Yeah so? You can still have fat thighs with a 32" waist. That's my pant size and I got that juicy booty.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
My booty is getting juicy for sure, but I've never carried fat in my legs but rather my front torso, mostly.

I made for quite the weird skinny fat in high school.

So your advice to lose weight is worthless!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


When your thighs are meaty, all jeans are slim fit.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Let's judge your booty. Take a side on picture of your legs sitting down completely relaxed, let's see that thigh pancake.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
gently caress no

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It's cool, ilk go first.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Well ok

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

OctoberBlues posted:

Hi op, I don't lift weights at all. I walk 15-20 miles every week, which sounds somewhat impressive, but that's really the only exercise I get, so... :shrug:

it doesnt sound impressive it sounds like 2 or 3 miles a day you fat gently caress

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

XMNN posted:

it doesnt sound impressive it sounds like 2 or 3 miles a day you fat gently caress

I know, right?!?! :haw:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I'm back in a 34x34 for thé first time since high school and I've never felt so alife

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

8 track betamax posted:

I'm back in a 34x34 for thé first time since high school and I've never felt so alife

Congrats bud

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Thanks friend I enjoyed you in blodd meridian

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

8 track betamax posted:

I'm back in a 34x34 for thé first time since high school and I've never felt so alife

The perfect square pant, most men can only dream of this...

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
How many does 34 x 34 equal? Because that is how many square centimeters of leg flesh I call home

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Well 30 squared is 900, so at least that.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I do cross fit

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Cross fit while you cross dress, that's my motto.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I go across the kitchen to fit a sandwich in my mouth :grin:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The machines at this gym have weights in 15lbs increments and its too much for my gay self

e' what are dips good for ?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Dips are triceps/shoulder/pecs depending on how you do them and the angle of your body.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
the ideal male form:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

the ideal male form:



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

JiveHonky posted:

the ideal male form:



get yourself some frog tech

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Reminder that squats and deadlifts"releasing more T" is utter unscientific nonsense. Complete and utter fantasy. Cucky pizzone.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

bing bang boom!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I lift weights

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I lift a donut to my mouth and then wait for my mom to clean up. :grin:

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I saw a guy last night with a decent upper body and chicken legs. He was wearing skinny jeans too just to accentuate it. Legit made it look like he had some leg wasting disease. Do some squats guy they're fun and good for you.

Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

XMNN posted:

it doesnt sound impressive it sounds like 2 or 3 miles a day you fat gently caress

Lol brutal

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
Walking isn't exercise no matter how far you go unless you're walking up a mountain.

Everybody walks except the really obese

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Berious posted:

I saw a guy last night with a decent upper body and chicken legs. He was wearing skinny jeans too just to accentuate it. Legit made it look like he had some leg wasting disease. Do some squats guy they're fun and good for you.

Not to mention they release hella T.

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