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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Smash it Smash hit posted:

that mad dog takes his food very serious, one time i went to a hole in the wall chinese joint with him and when they tried to charge us a quarter for fortune cookies he drat near wrecked the place

Whoa...poo poo.... I dodged a bullet.... whew

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OJ.SImpson
Jan 20, 2001

Reddit is so goddamn unfunny and unoriginal it hurts. Reposts of reposts of forwards of unfunny images of quotes from a 15 year old movie. Just a combination of every retard on the internet yelling as loud as they can hoping they can hear themselves.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
There's some niche subreddits for hobbies you like that can be good but yeah for the most part that's what it is.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

There's some niche subreddits for hobbies you like that can be good but yeah for the most part that's what it is.

Porn, porn, porn, cats, porn, anime, porn, porn.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You forgot anime cat porn.:catstare:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

You forgot anime cat porn.:catstare:

:catstare:

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Moridin920 posted:

There's some niche subreddits for hobbies you like that can be good but yeah for the most part that's what it is.

There are smaller subreddits that are actually really good but the big subreddits (like all the default ones) are terrible.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I was talking to someone about SA in an AIM chatroom the other day and they said "Something Triggered" and I laughed and laughed for hours until I poo poo myself so hard that my colon prolapsed

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

I was talking to someone about SA in an AIM chatroom the other day and they said "Something Triggered" and I laughed and laughed for hours until I poo poo myself so hard that my colon prolapsed

I feel pretty triggered.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Jack Trades posted:

I feel pretty triggered.

Im sorry I should have considered your history of catastrophic anal trauma before making that joke

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

AugmentedVision posted:

I was talking to someone about SA in an AIM chatroom the other day and they said "Something Triggered" and I laughed and laughed for hours until I poo poo myself so hard that my colon prolapsed

I was the colon in the story, AMA

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

AugmentedVision posted:

Im sorry I should have considered your history of catastrophic anal trauma before making that joke

No poo poo. I mean, AIM? Really? Don't you know that I was mentally raped by my uncle through AIM?
My mental rear end in a top hat still hurts from that one.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Lowtax i like your review of revolution 60

https://steamcommunity.com/id/lowtaxico/recommended/350200/

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Jack Trades posted:


I know that every time I see Lowtax post, I poo poo and piss my pants in terror.



HAHAHAHAA

i mean

hell, same

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

What kind of hosed up baffoon posts in /r/funny or anywhere else for that matter?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

paco650 posted:

What kind of hosed up baffoon posts in /r/funny or anywhere else for that matter?

I bet Lowtax secretly does.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Laurenz posted:

There are smaller subreddits that are actually really good but the big subreddits (like all the default ones) are terrible.

Aren't they saying the same about SA?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i huff gasoline with lowtax on friday nights and then we cruise the walmart parking lot in my 86 ford ranger

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Lowtax once asked me "what is love?" and then broke my arm when I asked him to no longer hurt me.

das crikstar
Dec 11, 2015

a glitzy recycle bin
I completely agree when the word white noise is thrown out. Some of the posts were interesting, in particular the 'dare backstory.' But around page 20, the onslaught carried on like a river of garbage sludge that rolled over the top of my head, and carried me along for a not so wild ride. I wish I had spent that time watching the ceiling fan spin in circles

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

vols bitch posted:

i huff gasoline with lowtax on friday nights and then we cruise the walmart parking lot in my 86 ford ranger

hosed up, you should rise in mad dogs suped up el Camino any chance you can

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

MisterPlastic posted:

I wish I had spent that time watching the ceiling fan spin in circles

It's never too late. Reach for the stars baby!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

paco650 posted:

What kind of hosed up baffoon posts in /r/funny or anywhere else for that matter?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MyLGBTPony/

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010


Stop posting my bookmarked links.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jack Trades posted:

Stop posting my bookmarked links.

"Frustrated with gender and presentation lately. So I drew myself as a pony. Feels more like me."

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Rambling Robot posted:

"Frustrated with gender and presentation lately. So I drew myself as a pony. Feels more like me."



Good wank material. Thankx.

The human misery that is.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Darth123123 posted:

Aren't they saying the same about SA?

To be honest it's probably true with most sites out there.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010
Further proof reddit is not full of normal people. He dated his wife when she was 13 and he was 24 and married her when she was 15.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
hmmm where is the best place to research pedo culture?

jailbait forum on Reddit or mods forum on SA
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:boom:

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Holyshoot posted:

Further proof reddit is not full of normal people. He dated his wife when she was 13 and he was 24 and married her when she was 15.

That and the whole "had multiple forums for sexy pictures of children until Anderson Cooper and the Executive Branch of the US Government told them to knock that poo poo off" thing.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:

That and the whole "had multiple forums for sexy pictures of children until Anderson Cooper and the Executive Branch of the US Government told them to knock that poo poo off" thing.

Yea but my screenshot was more for people thinking "it was years ago it's not a thing now!"

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Holyshoot posted:

Further proof reddit is not full of normal people. He dated his wife when she was 13 and he was 24 and married her when she was 15.



"It's just their culture" is the worst way of defending a crime.

Holyshoot
May 6, 2010

Laurenz posted:

"It's just their culture" is the worst way of defending a crime.

The guy keeps self owning himself. It's great. https://www.reddit.com/r/narcos/comments/51jmol/til_pablo_escobar_was_a_pedophile_along_with/

"He's not a pedophile because it was in their culture."

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

If the choices are dead and gay or this, ill take dead and gay tyvm.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Yolomon Wayne posted:

If the choices are dead and gay or this, ill take dead and gay tyvm.

drat straight

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Yolomon Wayne posted:

If the choices are dead and gay or this, ill take dead and gay tyvm.
"We're not all like that!"

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I just can't believe I posted in a retarded thread that got BOTH

Rich "MADDOG" Lowtax Kyanka
and
Applewhite "FUTUREDOG" Dick Tracey

to post some realtalk inside.:toot: It's been a real :gas: lemme tell ya :)


BTW There should be a special vetting process to allow for good content posters like Applewhite and other CYOA-makers to self-promote the art they make on SA more directly.

LOWTAX LISTEN - YOU 'MISSED OUT' ON "trademarking 'Let's Play'"'s SO DON'T YOU MISS OUT ON making "CYOA Forum Comix" a thing! :dance:

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Jack Trades posted:


I know that every time I see Lowtax post, I poo poo and piss my pants in terror.

Blanket of Feartm

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Sep 10, 2016

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

MeLKoR posted:

Blanket of Terrortm

keebler elfer™

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I just can't believe I posted in a retarded thread that got BOTH

Rich "MADDOG" Lowtax Kyanka
and
Applewhite "FUTUREDOG" Dick Tracey

If Gamequoter posts here I will rate this topic a 5.

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