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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

down n out posted:

Those arguments feel like conjecture pieces and could apply to a number of forums besides SA. Like they heard about SA through a friend or passively browsed a few times and decided to wax philosophical.

And yet they are dead on.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

nigga crab pollock posted:

if something awful is a coal train on a dead end track, reddit is a train made entirely out of diesel locomotives facing different directions all trying to push ahead at full power while ignoring the electrical fire happening in half of them

Yes, SA is very clumsily managed just like this metaphor.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I saw them at the supermarket for like 5.99/lb the other day. You can get bone in ribeye for that price.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Marshall Louis posted:

Pastor says that when goons die and go to reddit, no one will recognize each other because their ages aren't posted, oh and there are no dogs.

Tough break for your mom.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

Is there some logical of how the posts read? Like I'm dumb I guess and can't follow any thread of thought/discussion there.

It's like a magic eye but you can only see the dolphin if you've suffered significant brain damage.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Aw snap, the representative from the millennial breakfast club wants to throw down.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Nerdlings who can't be bothered to figure out tumblr, mostly. So like everyone in my office who's not A Girl or A Gay or An Old

I feel like if you use tumblr you"re also a pedophile or at least a total weirdo creep.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

It's the least bad of the "major" ones :shrug:

People in general moved on from crying about pointless nomenclature on tumblr like 2 years ago now it's just another content aggregator where you go to look at pictures of dogges or whatever

I'm a be honest dude. It sounds like you're one of those super weirdo creeps.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

a retard posted:

i have no idea but i meant in the sense of "pictures of people in swimsuits are not porn unless you have the mindset of a 1920s preacher"

for the record i'm indifferent to reddit and r/jailbait was creepy and i'm glad its gone but a lot of goons use it as an excuse to feel superior about the fact they paid actual irl money to post on a message board

Yo, stop creeping on children in swimsuits.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Does this guy ever shut the gently caress up about his nasty rear end fetishes?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You know what always makes comedy great? Overthinking.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Those popular kids think they are so cool but they are so not, right guys?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna have a viewing party for "The Crow" later; ya'll wanna come? You seem like nonconformist outsiders, just like me.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Disappear them. Delete their accounts and their histories from the database. Ban anyone who remembers their names fondly and probate anyone else who mentions them at all. Only then will we be purified. After we have purged, purged them all.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's like a desert. It's hosed up, unlivable, and nobody really wants to be there except people who can't go anywhere else, but it's also home to some cool kinds of dung beetles.

Woah, it's not as bad a Phoenix.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Excuse me, but I don't try to lay down the sickest burn; I succeed.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Who hurt your feelings? I will gut them like a fish.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
No, don't do that!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Look at me I'm so smart I pay $60 a month to carry around a card saying how smart I am. Worth every penny.

Holy poo poo, is Mensa 60$ a month?!

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

Sorry, after googling it turns out they are $70 a year. That's pennies a day!

That's a bottle of George T Stagg on release every year. No way it's better than that.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
What would he patent, exactly? He'd be like that loser that tried to patent podcasts

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
When you read that back does that make sense to you? When was the last time you had a CAT scan?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, don't be a real not chill fella.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You guys are nerds.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Neither of those hands have ever touched a breast.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Itt a hopeless nerd chastises another hopeless nerd in a hilarious attempt to feel superior.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

Hi lowtax. Happy Labor Day how are you.
IMO if you made me and Iron Prince IKs in gbs it would fix everything, including all the problems in forums other than gbs too. Well that's all i've got, hope you're having an excellent day w/ your family.

These guys are great posters with a good sense of humor that don't take things personally. They would make fantastic mods and it's a really good idea.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

AugmentedVision posted:

Whenever I see lowtax post I get a feeling in the pit of my stomach that's probably not too dissimilar from what Germans felt when watching Hitler speak in 1938

Whenever I see you post I get the feeling your handler is slacking off.

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax was cooler when he was hanging with Stile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk

Falun Bong Refugee fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Sep 7, 2016

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