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Sleeping in a supes fancy/hotel casino, tomorrow I roll 3 hours into the desert to set up a bunch of projectors, juggle a bunch of fire and get lovely wasted with cool, pretty weirdos. This is my 5th one so I'm kinda over it already but still super excited, even if it's a super white privileged tech valley party these days, the art this year is berserk looking and I have a couple of performances that I'm pumped to do. If you can think of any weird cool stuff you'd like me to do while I'm out there lemme know, I got all week to get into shenanigans and do dumb poo poo. For the record I am not a rich tech nerd, I'm a broke art teacher who gets hired by bigger camps to come work for/support their arts in exchange for helping me shlep from Reno to Philly. We can't change the world by partying but we can certainly waste a lot of time & valuable resources trying to find deeper meaning in extremely superficial idealistic platitudes! Goons, come to Burning Man with me, I will show you the world
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symbolic posted:use the communal fleshlight
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Shove a fire poi up your rear end, but it's a firepoiraspberrypi !!!!
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And a super heady non-burn where you just wield a stick saying sjw sjw sjw cuck
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turn off ur monitor, u flaming homo 
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You should just go to Gathering of the Juggalo, its the same thing but with more intellectual honesty.
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yeah id say for 1-3 nights id rather go to juggalo fest, for a week burning man would be better, but then if you're talking about a 2 week stay or longer i think it goes back to the juggalos
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Jesus do either of those things actually go for over a week?
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Bust Rodd posted:Goons, come to Burning Man with me, I will show you the world Okay. How do I find you?
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Ork of Fiction posted:Okay. How do I find you? check the closet
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Oh poo poo ur right, I have laundry to do, sorry OP!
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If it involved making a giant wicker man and then putting you inside it and setting fire to it, I'd come
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the only burning man im involved with is gonorrhea
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dfoesnt it get hot as poo poo out there in the desert
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Pookum posted:dfoesnt it get hot as poo poo out there in the desert it also gets cold as gently caress lol
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hope you wanted a sand crusted rear end in a top hat b/c youre gettin one it gets everywhere
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symbolic posted:use the communal fleshlight Noone used this, I camped right by it.
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have you ever tried to make a lunchable on LSD....and in the desert???? If you do it on the first try the army makes you a honorary NAVY SEAL
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Jonny 290 posted:are there stairs in your hexayurt No, but it had a floor and mattress and thus is better than most places you have coitus with other people at burning man.
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Pookum posted:have you ever tried to make a lunchable on LSD....and in the desert???? If you do it on the first try the army makes you a honorary NAVY SEAL Acid is great, it took like thirty minutes to fill a camel back because we kept laughing a lot in the dark.
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Grognan posted:Noone used this, I camped right by it.
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symbolic posted:why did you camp next to the communal fleshlight 'cause I manned the bar within sight of it. I am lurking this thread instead of going to burning man, ask questions you fuckers.
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I will hug you instead of fighting you, goddamn I hated being reasonable when other fuckers are too hosed up. A good hug prevents punches though.
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Beefeater posted:Camp next to the orgy tent. Same place, BRCU motherfuckers. from what I hear it is the same place this year You ain't known charity work until you start trading habanero infused tequila for condoms for the orgydome .
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everyone should go to amusic festival once in their lives its a trip.i couldnt believe something like that was allowed to exist.
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i like the hammock tent Also, drugs.
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Pookum posted:everyone should go to amusic festival once in their lives its a trip.i couldnt believe something like that was allowed to exist. Use a loving test kit and drink water you meta-ironic poo poo-postering fool
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Ask me about the time I got tasered to get on an art car and got good rum for the hassle. Do it, I challenge your balls.
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Grognan posted:Use a loving test kit and drink water you meta-ironic poo poo-postering fool what the gently caress are you on about. im not being ironic.
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Drink until dawn and watch it with complete strangers at a temple that sings with the dawn.
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it sounds like you dont "get" music festivals
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Pookum posted:what the gently caress are you on about. im not being ironic. Alcohol and regret that I am not out there this year.
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Burning man is a music festival like Something Awful is a discussion forum. poo poo gets strange and there are depths that are mostly about the relationships encountered in the dive.Chief McHeath posted:How many get elephant tranqs? Special K is around a lot for some reason, didn't do it myself. gently caress, gotta sleep now. Grognan fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Aug 27, 2016 |
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Bust Rodd posted:even if it's a super white privileged tech valley party these days why do these people have to infest everything it's like they have some deep seated need to be liked be everyone and everything so they just insert themselves loving everywhere
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its actually a ritual sacrifice op, our leaders are crazy techno pagans and this is what our future will be like
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The total solar eclipse of August 21, 2017 will have its maximum effect at the nexus of Illinois, Indiana, and Kentucky. Any Gathering of the Juggalos organizing officials reading feel free to contact me to license this idea.
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