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Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect?
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:40 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:55 |
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I'm a shower not a grower. hth
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:41 |
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Yeah... My ex-husband!
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:41 |
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Wouldn't know. I've got a perfectly symmetrical baby arm with a plump strawberry tip.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:43 |
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im a rinky dink
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:43 |
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What about people who stay the same size
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:45 |
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I'm neither a shower or a grower. But there's advantages to this IMO. My penis never goes into toilet water, I would think this would be an issue for people with big penises; thank god I never need to worry about that.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:45 |
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Like it's just a floppy little micropenis then you get hard and it's the same size but it doesn't flop around anymore
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:46 |
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i wonder if anyone has accidentally poo poo on their dick and then peed real hard in excitement/fear????
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:50 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect? yes it's called being a jesus christ.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:51 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect? Like instead of filling with blood and expanding, it compresses into a hard little mass? That would be loving bizarre, and some bizarre loving
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 06:56 |
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"This gorilla dick daddy is hongry"
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:01 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Is there something for people who start off large when flaccid, then get small when erect? unfortunate
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:05 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:i wonder if anyone has accidentally poo poo on their dick and then peed real hard in excitement/fear???? It's dirty and frightening. You have to stand up and finish the pee reap hard while you frantically search for WetOne (TM).
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:06 |
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Kuato posted:I'm neither a shower or a grower. But there's advantages to this IMO. My penis never goes into toilet water, I would think this would be an issue for people with big penises; thank god I never need to worry about that. Do you find yourself scraping your dink on that difficult to clean part of the toilet right under the front part of the rim?
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:08 |
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BLARGHLE posted:Like instead of filling with blood and expanding, it compresses into a hard little mass? That would be loving bizarre, and some bizarre loving it's be like a little corpse penis, stiff with rigor mortis
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:09 |
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Chief McHeath posted:It's dirty and frightening. You have to stand up and finish the pee reap hard while you frantically search for WetOne (TM). *scribbles in notebook*
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:10 |
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Cowboy Pope posted:Do you find yourself scraping your dink on that difficult to clean part of the toilet right under the front part of the rim? Nah, but I do end up peeing through that little slit between the lid and the toilet. Its the only downside TBQH.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:11 |
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I'm a grower but no one cares.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:12 |
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Honestly I don't think I'd be able to hold it all together in this life if I didn't have the pretty alright dick I ended up with. It's one of those pieces of confidence the world can't take from you without you making some real bad choices
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:12 |
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I laughed op
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:13 |
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alex "dare" levert has a haunted rapist penis and he sucks gently caress that guy and his lovely gay baby dick
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 07:57 |
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I'm a flower not a plower
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:02 |
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I'm a grover not a shover
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:07 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:"This gorilla dick daddy is hongry" Batmanv rub your butt
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:09 |
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I am Grover, not a shover.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:13 |
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Yes OP, it's called "I'm an rear end in a top hat." Christ
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:18 |
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I'm a bathtub not a shower.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:22 |
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Not a grower or a shower, more of blower.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:34 |
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I am a flower. I haven't been deflowered yet.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:55 |
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yeah I heard of the phrase but i didn't read the op but yeah I head of it
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 08:59 |
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Iron Prince posted:yeah I heard of the phrase but i didn't read the op but yeah I head of it You'll never be the head of a major corporation.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:00 |
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Paladinus posted:You'll never be the head of a major corporation. watch me, bitch
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 09:03 |
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I'm the very definition of a grower. My flaccid fella looks totally hosed because of all the extra foreskin to accommodate the massive size difference when all boned up.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:35 |
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if you feel the need to make excuses for your dick you obviously aren't very confident in general. flaunt that tiny and/or misshapen dong to the world at every opportunity.
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRiXcfp-1Y
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:54 |
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I usually just hit the sauna with a full hard-on and when people comment that it's tiny I tell them "Hey, I'm not a grower, I'm a shower" and then piss everywhere
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 10:55 |
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Even more alarming, how do you treat this? http://i.imgur.com/1DNQR1j.jpg EDIT: Do not hide NWS images behind spoiler tags, please. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 11:31 |
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Jesus Christ posted:Even more alarming, how do you treat this? Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 28, 2016 |
# ? Aug 28, 2016 11:40 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 21:55 |
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i rarely shower
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# ? Aug 28, 2016 11:42 |