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Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
It was really great actually . but I'm about to head home tomorrow and gently caress im so sad. Like I can probably figure out why but wow I don't care

Sucks rear end. I'm not used to this. I always hear some goons are chronically sad, how do you deal ?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

:420:

also, :firstpost: some threads

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the true recognition of death just is the understanding of ones ultimate contingency,and the first step to the vision of being as such

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
That's what happens when you don't pull any tail at a wedding duder. :smith:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I deal with it by being pretty happy generally

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

the true recognition of death just is the understanding of ones ultimate contingency,and the first step to the vision of being as such

none of those words will matter when youre a maggor buffet

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

That's what happens when you don't pull any tail at a wedding duder. :smith:

at my brothers gay wedding i won every round of pin the tail on the donkey

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

hth posted:

none of those words will matter when youre a maggor buffet

i will live forever

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

also OP try not to get so drunk at the reception

youre depressed because of a hangover

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Orkin Mang posted:

at my brothers gay wedding i won every round of pin the tail on the donkey

drat you're like Neo. :stare:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i find i whack off a lot when im hungover. a poo poo load,i go apeshit on my dick

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
go to sleep until the world seems less terrible

note: the world will not be any less terrible, but your hosed up brain will be more willing to ignore it after a good night's sleep

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

i find i whack off a lot when im hungover. a poo poo load,i go apeshit on my dick

unironically same

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

thia thread is now about the best type of porn to have a hangover JO to

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

POV

the answer is always pov

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

Hey OP

try not to think about dying alone

try really hard

now realize that you and everyone you know will die alone regardless of how many or how close our relationships are. even if you are surrounded by loved ones as your final moments pass, it will be lonely. You will be alone and then you will be dead.

all through life you are really alone

no one is really able to connect, at least not completely. Language is flawed that way.

we are just islands that sometimes light fires for the others to see in the night

one day you will no longer light any fires

however, your island will see be alone

just dark

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

William Stoner posted:

Hey OP

try not to think about dying alone

try really hard

now realize that you and everyone you know will die alone regardless of how many or how close our relationships are. even if you are surrounded by loved ones as your final moments pass, it will be lonely. You will be alone and then you will be dead.

all through life you are really alone

no one is really able to connect, at least not completely. Language is flawed that way.

we are just islands that sometimes light fires for the others to see in the night

one day you will no longer light any fires

however, your island will see be alone

just dark

real deep bro

have you heard of this nieztche guy

shits crazy

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Master your existential loneliness mang. Its not weakness, or if it is, its a weakness everyone shares. And one that can easily be transmuted through the power of envy, hate, and loathing.

Just remember: you're not happy, so no one else should be either. Drown the ceremony of innocence. Slouch toward dat bethlehem. Hate. HATE. HATE!

And don't forget to hail satan. Because self-love is the best love.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the garden of gethsemane imo

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

hth posted:

also OP try not to get so drunk at the reception

youre depressed because of a hangover

Ohh man I'm not much of a hair of the dog kind of guy but it got so bad that if I didn't drink more id be in the ER and that was BEFORE the wedding. It was like a 3 day permanent not quite hangover haze

But no that part was actually great cause it was with old friends and lots of good times.

I'm just sad of death and stuff. Amazing how we used to see each other practically every day like it was nothing, and 10 years later we fit into the same routine like a glove, but when will it happen again ? 10 years ? Lmao chances are it will never be quite like that again.

Oh well.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i asked my dad what happened when you die and he said 'all you see is black and you think of nothing'

when i go to sleep i try to think of nothing

a baby floating in space

then i think of chick gagging on my cock and WHAOOOOOOOOa

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Seeing your middle/high school chums receding hairline and their Facebook updates about being parents now really makes you realize you're not getting younger either.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/i-cant-imagine-my-wedding-day-without-you-sitting--53579

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol why are you jealous of people getting married

the tax benefits aren't even worth it anymore

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The answer to having this happen to you is to get SHITtanked and have a loving blast and/or cause a massive scene. Captain ahab quotations are appropriate but don't feel required to make them.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
old people getting married? LOL

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

how do you deal ?

open bar, idiot

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Writing, denial, and drinking.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
someone i went to school with died of brain cancer aged 24 this week

your still alive stop being so mopey

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
was there an open bar at the funeral?

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

XMNN posted:

someone i went to school with died of brain cancer aged 24 this week

your still alive stop being so mopey

Lol talk about an epic fail

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It was really great actually . but I'm about to head home tomorrow and gently caress im so sad. Like I can probably figure out why but wow I don't care

Sucks rear end. I'm not used to this. I always hear some goons are chronically sad, how do you deal ?

Drinking can boost your mood and you have to do it for years every day to get addicted so buy a 6pack now.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i love wedfiings every wedding ive gone to ive gotten laid

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

Ohh man I'm not much of a hair of the dog kind of guy but it got so bad that if I didn't drink more id be in the ER and that was BEFORE the wedding. It was like a 3 day permanent not quite hangover haze

But no that part was actually great cause it was with old friends and lots of good times.

I'm just sad of death and stuff. Amazing how we used to see each other practically every day like it was nothing, and 10 years later we fit into the same routine like a glove, but when will it happen again ? 10 years ? Lmao chances are it will never be quite like that again.

Oh well.

It does suck.

You'll talk about visiting them in whatever different city they live in and be really excited about it, but then it won't happen.

You'll send an email every now and then and sometimes there'll be really enthusiastic responses, but then silence for months at a time.

Maybe you'll see some of them when they visit their parents over Xmas, and you'll go on a walk and talk about everything and you'll feel 16 again.

It's just getting older--you've made other friends that you see more often, presumably.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Strange Aeon posted:

It does suck.

You'll talk about visiting them in whatever different city they live in and be really excited about it, but then it won't happen.

You'll send an email every now and then and sometimes there'll be really enthusiastic responses, but then silence for months at a time.

Maybe you'll see some of them when they visit their parents over Xmas, and you'll go on a walk and talk about everything and you'll feel 16 again.

It's just getting older--you've made other friends that you see more often, presumably.

get a load of captain buzzkill of the uss sadsack

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Turn that frown upside down op.

Gray skies are gonna clear up
Put on a happy face
Brush off the clouds and cheer up
Put on a happy face

Take of the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Nosam0819 posted:

old people getting married? LOL

lol OP hangs out with a bunch of wrinkled bags

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Enfield posted:

get a load of captain buzzkill of the uss sadsack

All aboard!

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

It was really great actually . but I'm about to head home tomorrow and gently caress im so sad. Like I can probably figure out why but wow I don't care

Sucks rear end. I'm not used to this. I always hear some goons are chronically sad, how do you deal ?

Alcohol, masturbation, and all you can eat buffets.

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