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get him to post on sa then  him
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DICKLORD BONE posted:put his penis in your mouth when he comes back hahahah its just a prank bro coming back to this I think if you sucked his dick that would be really funny and everyone would laugh at him
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Aug 29, 2016 23:01
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Poop in his file cabinet.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:02
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Spoof your bosses email address and write your co-worker a "you're fired' email.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:04
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poo poo on the floor repeatedly when he comes back then make everyone think he did it since there were no floor making GBS threads incidents when he was away
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Aug 29, 2016 23:06
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ChrisHansen posted:Put a glass stink bomb under the wheels of his office chair so as soon as he sits down.... kapow! i sit right next to him you big rear end dummy!!!!
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Aug 29, 2016 23:28
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ROFLburger posted:i sit right next to him you big rear end dummy!!!! cut out the middleman and just poo poo yourself
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Aug 29, 2016 23:29
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http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/pranksters/n11681 To death with a tire iron!
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Aug 30, 2016 00:29
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ctrl-alt <downarrow>
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Aug 30, 2016 00:33
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turn on stickykeys
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Aug 30, 2016 00:34
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kill yourself in his cube with his fingerprint covered scissors
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Aug 30, 2016 00:35
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Move his chair a few inches to the left, and when he comes in on Monday, hit him with a loving brick.
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Aug 30, 2016 00:35
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get a stick with some dog poo poo on it and wave it around in his face. optional: "accidentally" touch his face with the poop stick. bonus points if both ends are covered in poo poo
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Aug 30, 2016 00:54
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do ur job op he won't know wtf
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Aug 30, 2016 00:57
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well hey now don't go too far
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Aug 30, 2016 01:03
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Enfield posted:chop his head off with a long sword
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Aug 30, 2016 01:03
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Tell his boss he has been hiding his mistakes and deleting emails he doesnt like and that he's telling clients that he doesnt have a manager they can contact.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:11
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Whatever you do make sure it goes wrong goes sexual (in the hood!!)
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Aug 30, 2016 01:11
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Empty his balls with your eager mouth.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:13
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We need to know about yourt setup. Are you in an office together? Is it a more communal area with cubicles? Just benches? The pranking changes depending on many factors.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:13
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Enfield posted:chop his head off with a long sword 
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Aug 30, 2016 01:15
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Have you killed your coworker yet?
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Aug 30, 2016 01:20
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Start dating his mother and when he comes back have a "I'm your new dad" speech.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:20
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change the height of his chair that'll REALLY ruffle some feathers!!
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Aug 30, 2016 01:24
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the classics are always best, what you do is you crush up about 5 ambien and put it in his coffee then when he fals asleep put one of his hands in warm water and pee on him
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Aug 30, 2016 01:27
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Fill his desk drawers with grasshoppers.....crickets will work in a pinch. Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer and gently caress with him when he returns. I did this to a dude for a week and he never did figure it out. I eventually got bored with it and stopped.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:31
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dress up like a dandy fop and dance around him whipping a lace handkerchief at him. when he finally snaps and attempts to strangle you immediately start sucking his dick.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:36
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JiveHonky posted:dress up like a dandy fop and dance around him whipping a lace handkerchief at him. when he finally snaps and attempts to strangle you immediately start sucking his dick.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:46
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Subliminal feminization is apparently the hottest new trend in porn. Let's make it the hottest new trend in office pranks, too.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:56
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Throw a big "we missed you" party when he returns. Have everyone sign a card and give him a nice planted orchid. Tell him it's a rare and valuable Platanthera Azorica orchid, but when it blooms after many years of daily care he'll realize it's just a common Huron Green . At that point he'll realize no one missed him at all! He got Pranked! Also maybe the card is full of spiders.
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Aug 30, 2016 01:59
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JiveHonky posted:the classics are always best, what you do is you crush up about 5 ambien and put it in his coffee then when he fals asleep put one of his hands in warm water and pee on him This but 5 mg phenazepam
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Aug 30, 2016 02:00
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Copy a full gig of hardcore dickgirl cartoon porn from your computer onto his.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:16
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flaming bag of poop on the desk
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Aug 30, 2016 02:19
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Five classic office pranks from the prank king 1. Boogers. Nuff said 2. Start bringing up around the office how you've been watching this Bigfoot documentary. Start small at first. Hey these Bigfoot people are crazy huh? Then a few times a week be like hey did you know they actually proved bigfoots used to exist? Or did you know they found unknown DNA trapped in amber with a primate queef? Over the next few months transform yours into the office bigfoots guy, and then invite your buddy out to go hunting bigfoots with you. When you get him alone in the woods, push him over and run away fast 3. If he is a yogurt eater, replace the yogurt with mayo 4. Sit in his chair. When he asks what you're doing in his chair, pretend you're trying to fight and then unplug the computer 5. If he is a fan of packing yogurt for lunch, replace the yogurt when he's not looking with mayonnaise.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:19
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Convince him to play World of Warcraft with you. Promise him you'll help him get started and you'll play with him and you'll even invite him to your guild.
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Aug 30, 2016 02:22
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i already suck his dick on the reg so please stop suggesting that. i do it ALL of the time
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Aug 30, 2016 02:34
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wheres that goldmine thread where a goon spent an entire week wrapping every single item in his sisters room with tinfoil, from furniture down to individual pencils in a desk
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Aug 30, 2016 02:36
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Have sex with his wife/husband and then tack the pictures all over his cubicle for when he gets back! Laughs will be had by all!
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Aug 30, 2016 02:38
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Switch out his mouse with track ball mouse
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Aug 30, 2016 02:42
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Switch around the M and N keys on their keyboard. Hurr hurr.
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