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His owner threw away his ball and bought him a new one, but he doesn't want a new one, he wants his ball back.
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Bulldog keeps pushing him over when he tries to talk to the poodle at the dog park and he gets sand all in his fur.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:02
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He witnessed his owner brutally murdered in front of him and doesn't know who is going to open the milk bone jar now
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Aug 30, 2016 06:02
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"Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? It's me. I'm the good boy"
 
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Aug 30, 2016 06:05
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Owner was pretending the ball disappeared when it went behind his back but he really lost it and is earnestly asking the dog where it went.
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Aug 30, 2016 06:06
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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mod note: i don't care if you put it in nws tags. stop inserting awful things in a funny thread
Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Aug 30, 2016
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Aug 30, 2016 08:03
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spilt milk, because their limited cognitive abilities don't allow them to grasp how futile it is to cry over spilt milk
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Aug 30, 2016 09:28
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A dog trying to lap up a pool of spilt milk but his tears keep falling in to it, adding to the pool and it grows faster than he can drink it
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Aug 30, 2016 09:58
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A dachshund falling down the stairs like a slinky.
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Aug 30, 2016 11:10
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If they understood the plot of Schindler's List.
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An excited pug running down a bowling lane and then getting stuck in the ball return.
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Aug 30, 2016 13:33
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a dog upon learning he'll never play professional football because of a leg injury
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Aug 30, 2016 14:30
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Witnessed owner close door to take a poo poo. Owner has disappeared. Where is owner?
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Aug 30, 2016 15:08
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humanity constructs giant metal bubble around the Earth, covering it in darkness and eliminating the possibility of going outside
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Aug 30, 2016 15:12
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A Shi Tzu getting headgear to fix its underbite and the other dogs laugh at it.
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Aug 30, 2016 15:17
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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All the food in the bowl disappeared right after it got eaten
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Aug 30, 2016 15:53
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after hearing about the ending of old yeller and trying to prepare himself for the inevitable he finds his paws are unable to properly operate a gun
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Aug 30, 2016 15:54
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is strangely unaffected when other dogs die in a movie but loses his poo poo when a human dies
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Aug 30, 2016 15:58
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finds out the attractive exotic dog he's been crushing on from down the street is actually a raccoon
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Aug 30, 2016 15:59
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A very tired Corgi being spun around in lieu of a bottle at a middle-school party.
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Aug 30, 2016 16:07
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Master left the house I'm forever alone who will feed me pls send help
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Aug 30, 2016 16:11
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is strangely unaffected when other dogs die in a movie but loses his poo poo when a human dies
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Aug 30, 2016 17:02
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real upset the dogs on tv wont bark back!
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Aug 30, 2016 17:13
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is strangely unaffected when other dogs die in a movie but loses his poo poo when a human dies
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Aug 30, 2016 17:17
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A chair. A table. A blanket. A pile of towels. A doghouse.
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Aug 30, 2016 17:30
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has existential crises after finally catching tail.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:49
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can't pee higher on the neighborhood peeing rock than the previous dog despite trying really hard, proving to everybody who's anybody that he's not top dog.
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Aug 30, 2016 19:05
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"losing the big game..." -charles barkli
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Aug 30, 2016 19:24
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My dog cries when he has to pee but he also cries when he wants snuggles. He's a good dog.
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Aug 30, 2016 21:02
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A bath all set up and ready to go, proving once again that the tongue is not a legitimate way of cleaning oneself.
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Aug 30, 2016 21:57
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Avatar by Garden Walker
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Dog realizes that his entire life has been spent pleasing others, seeking the coveted "Good boy!" Dog realizes his life is meaningful only because others grant it meaning.
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Aug 30, 2016 23:50
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dog realizes he is not, in fact, a reflection of god
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Aug 31, 2016 00:08
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Dog is standing on a dock on a lake. Dog realizes his reflection is not, in fact, an actual dog, but a reflection of his current self. Every experience he has ever gone through: every trauma, every pleasure, every "good boy" and "bad dog", every humiliating winter sweater, and every time he ate so much that he threw up and then ate the throw up, shows up in that reflection. Dog backs away, reflecting on the new world of insight this has opened to him. Dog jumps in the water several minutes later when it notices another poor doggy who looks just like him stuck beneath the water at a different spot on the dock.
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Aug 31, 2016 00:34
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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Dog got wet, and was reminded of bathtime
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Aug 31, 2016 00:41
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Dog is named Skrillex.
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