Things that dogs would cry over

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super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

A peeing robot fire hydrant

# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:19

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# ? May 21, 2024 00:31

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comes across an animal corpse

doesn't roll in it

spends three nights staring at the ceiling wondering why

# ? Aug 31, 2016 01:59

FactsAreUseless

Calvinist dog who's terrified he won't go to heaven.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:07

deep dish peat moss

Me: It's okay, boy, all dogs go to Heaven.

My sad dog: Even- even the bad boys? *wiping tear away from his eye with an ear*

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:09

Piso Mojado

dog watches a movie where a human dies

# ? Aug 31, 2016 02:33

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

is strangely unaffected when other dogs die in a movie but loses his poo poo when a human dies

# ? Aug 31, 2016 12:27

alnilam

Owner got Lyme disease and can't play; dog wonders why she was spared

# ? Aug 31, 2016 12:32

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the monologue in blade runner about tears in the rain

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 13:10

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Piso Mojado posted:

dog watches a movie where a human dies

# ? Aug 31, 2016 13:39

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Piso Mojado posted:

dog watches a movie where a human dies

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# ? Aug 31, 2016 13:48

FactsAreUseless

Dog gets mad because it's not allowed to chase cats, buy owner keeps talking about eating pussy.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 13:51

Senior Management

Owner keeps eating pounds upon pounds of chocolate and crying. Owner keeps staring at the scary loud stick and wishing for courage instead of paying attention to me. More importantly that chocolate looks tasty and owner won't share. I want the human's food so badly.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:37

FactsAreUseless

And Alexandruff wept, for there were - oh hey tree, new tree, new tree, new tree, new tree, new tree, new tree.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:38

Senior Management

I ate minty dental floss and it is just hanging out after pooping. I have no hands to rectify the situation. The humans mock me. One day I shall have my revenge.

:jerry:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:39

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The bell rings. The dog drools. No food comes. Dog cries. Pavlov just takes notes...

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# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:40

Palpek: Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

While being completely alone, undetected and leaving no trace whatsoever dog eats from the trash can. When seeing his master 8 hours later dog is completely losing his mind shaking from fear and crying because of the lack of cognitive ability to understand the concept of lie.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 14:35

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# ? May 21, 2024 00:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Palpek posted:

While being completely alone, undetected and leaving no trace whatsoever dog eats from the trash can. When seeing his master 8 hours later dog is completely losing his mind shaking from fear and crying because of the lack of cognitive ability to understand the concept of lie.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 15:26

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