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PostNouveau posted:They should bring a knife in. You'd win like immediately if you had a knife. I can't believe no one's thought of this. Not UFC, but New Jack did actually shank a dude in a house pro-wrestling match. This new kid was telling New Jack how hardcore and "ready to bleed" he was so NJ said, "gently caress it." And stabbed him up.
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Lasher posted:Not UFC, but New Jack did actually shank a dude in a house pro-wrestling match. This new kid was telling New Jack how hardcore and "ready to bleed" he was so NJ said, "gently caress it." And stabbed him up. Oh yeah'd he hit the ref with a chair after that? Pretty hardcore
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Sep 11, 2016 22:12
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you realize that wrestling is fake, right?
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proof of concept posted:you realize that wrestling is fake, right? Stop the presses boys. People need to know this.
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i too am impressed and tell stories about the goings-on in wrestling, riveting stuff and a deep, rich history, please post more of these anecdotes
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Sep 11, 2016 22:40
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remember the time a guy who pretends to fight was doing a pretend fight and assaulted another guy who was also pretending to fight? that's why they call him wacky jacky on the internet
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mick foley was once in an "i quit" match where you can only lose if you yell "i quit". he clearly yelled "i quit" over the loud speakers, but since he's wearing a mask and he was laying on his face, you couldn't see his lips moving. it was later revealed that the sound clip of him yelling "i quit" was taken from a promo he did where he proclaimed that The Rock would be the one to say "i quit".
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el B posted:He also kicked the guys trainer after the fight That's Edmond Tardvereyan, Ronda's trainer and a shithead Werdum was right to kick this loving idiot
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Sep 11, 2016 22:58
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shoulda done one of these to that mouthy rear end in a top hat too
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Sep 11, 2016 23:31
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she seems fun
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Cnut the Great posted:i think weight classes are bullshit because Spider-Man routinely beats foes who are several times stronger than him 
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proof of concept posted:you realize that wrestling is fake, right? Yes, but New Jack legitimately assaulted an underaged kid at a wrestling show once. Some 16 year old kid in attendance signed a waiver to get in the ring and job for the Original Gangsters(?). He lied about his age and then proceded to get the poo poo beat out of him, cut open scissors? A knife? And bled all over the place. The kid's dad filed assailant charges. I think New Jack had some kind of legal punishment, but I can't remember what.
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haha, that's classic wacky jacky
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proof of concept posted:you realize that wrestling is fake, right? nice try edgelord
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I'm guessing you get real rowdy about onion articles on social media
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Cigstomper58 posted:nice try edgelord I actually meant to say "professional wrestling" sorry
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ElectricSheep posted:she seems fun it's a pretty good victory dance looks like something out of Street Fighter games
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el B posted:Yes, but New Jack legitimately assaulted an underaged kid at a wrestling show once. new jack got away scot free because the fat kid (he was fat btw) pretty much schmoozed his way backstage and told everybody he was a wrestler but the promoters never bothered to check. (this was ecw so this is really likely) it almost cost ecw their pay per view deal several years later the fat kid died during open heart surgery also new jack stabbed another kid in a match like 17 times and actually went to jail for attempted murder. the kid dropped the charges because new jack told him he'd train him if he did, and then he promptly skipped town afterwards a retard fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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proof of concept posted:I actually meant to say "professional wrestling" sorry Cigstomper58 posted:nice try edgelord
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I'm just saying that this is the thread about real fighters really fighting, like these guys:
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What is this Ronda Rousey shits on the woods meme from?
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a retard posted:new jack got away scot free because the fat kid (he was fat btw) pretty much schmoozed his way backstage and told everybody he was a wrestler but the promoters never bothered to check. (this was ecw so this is really likely) it almost cost ecw their pay per view deal Lol
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'm guessing you get real rowdy about onion articles on social media ask him about his opinions on football and nod seriously at the very manly tantrum that ensues
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el B posted:Lol I wasnt gonna lol until he mentioned the kid was fat multiple times. Then it became okay and righteous to laugh verbally.
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proof of concept posted:I'm just saying that this is the thread about real fighters really fighting, like these guys: Smooth balance. They're both Champs.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Smooth balance. They're both Champs. Sorry. Smoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth baldness.
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Sorry, smmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooottttyttttttttthhhhhhhhhhuhh bababalance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fighter, for fighter. Good times.
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I'm the shirtless dude's tiny punches thrown mid-bellyflop
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It's a good thing I don't fight in the octagon because I'm too real for that poo poo Like I'd go mad dog in there you know bro, just unleash hell, and I don't wanna kill anyone, which I would in the octagon Can't hold me bro
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whoflungpoop posted:ask him about his opinions on football and nod seriously at the very manly tantrum that ensues say something bad about sportsball and watch people get butt rash for days
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Robot Pride posted:say something bad about sportsball and watch people get butt rash for days shut the gently caress up and talk about fighting you dork 
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Charlie Zelenoff tho
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Werdum is a national treasure.
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Teikanmi posted:true or false False: soccer
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ElectricSheep posted:she seems fun She did manage to create a pretty good narrative for herself too by beating up Rondas clubmates in order to get a title shot with Ronda. She told Ronda not to kill herself if she lost, not knowing (or maybe knowing) that Rondas father killed himself. She also yelled "Don't cry" at Ronda during the weighins. In the fight Ronda knocked her out in 30 seconds with strikes, making it the first UFC female knockout, and Ronda yelled "Don't cry" at her while walking away from her. All in all one of the more interesting actual storylines in the UFC.
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maxe posted:Charlie Zelenoff tho Charlie Zelenoff is what happens when a delusional troll forgets he isn't on the internet. http://www.fightsaga.com/news/item/4481-Charlie-Zelenoff-Delusional-internet-troll-believes-he-can-beat-Wilder,-Pacquiao,-and-Floyd-Jr http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/boxing/article-2624566/Deontay-Wilder-beats-internet-troll-Charlie-Zelenoff-abused-social-media-phone.html
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evobatman posted:She did manage to create a pretty good narrative for herself too by beating up Rondas clubmates in order to get a title shot with Ronda. She told Ronda not to kill herself if she lost, not knowing (or maybe knowing) that Rondas father killed himself. She also yelled "Don't cry" at Ronda during the weighins. This was what caused Rondas ego to reach the tipping point. A long con orchestrated by Holms.
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el B posted:This was what caused Rondas ego to reach the tipping point. A long con orchestrated by Holms. Bethe Correia is an anagram for Bearer Ice Hot which could apply to the sick burn she laid on Ronda pre-fight which confirms the Holms ego boost long con. It's also an anagram for Beater Heroic which could sound like "Beat Her Heroic." Bethe Correia was a false flag operation to make Ronda overconfident, as Ronda was SUPPOSED to be the hero which beats her.
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wrestling is just sexier and more physically stressful theater, nobody gives a poo poo if you start yelling 'wrestling isnt real'
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Neurolimal posted:wrestling is just sexier and more physically stressful theater, nobody gives a poo poo if you start yelling 'wrestling isnt real' But the primary audience and demographic is men, so why is 95% of all wrestling two dudes getting to third base? is this part of the gay agenda?
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