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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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gigawhite posted:

If they're so ultimate why don't they use weapons and secret ninja techniques. I don't understand UFC at all they just hug and roll around

This man is asking the real questions! Why must we be stuck with boring rear end homo-hug battles instead of badass ninja wars?

Also Ronda seems cool, she just lost a fight is all, it happens, like when I tried to beat up Bane in Batman Arkham Origins once but he beat me up instead. Luck of the draw

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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jonathan posted:

Cris Cyborg is the new UFC female star. She was mad because Joe rogan said she had to cut off her penis to make weight.

http://www.powerdojo.com/cris-cyborg-strikeforce-fedor-werdum/


Oh I guess she's the wife of that guy who's skull got caved in. Yuck

I'm pretty sure "She" is just her husband in a goddamed wig and sport bra

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Kaedric posted:

I don't know anything at all about this person or MMA or whatever, but didn't she win a lot of fights? Does losing a fight or two suddenly make you a fraud? This confuses me and also it sounds really dumb

MMA fans are like wrestling fans but without any understanding of theatrics

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I feel racist for asking this but which one is the ninja? I don't see any smoke bombs or swords so I'm pretty sure this bullshit don't count, either.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Thanks for that explanation, Moridin, I know many of us were thinking these were death matches and planning on showing up with a net gun and a tazer to become grand champions, but you saved us the embarrassment

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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In the arcade by my house as a kid they had a ban on using Edwin Honda's grab and hug in Street Fighter II, so don't you tell me about having to fight within limitations

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Say Nothing posted:

Ronda Rousey inspired this soccer mom to try mma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwz5H43ND5I&hd=1

They should get a soccer mom that can get the 40% off TV on Black Friday

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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How would she do against known boxer and Stern show caller "Tan Mom"?



Or Tan Mom's Boxing Rival Kayla Vas

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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proof of concept posted:

watch this fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS2SVOWRm6g
if you've never seen it then you don't know it yet but it's actually your favorite mma fight of all time

That's amazing

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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whoflungpoop posted:

shes a bad sport and has poor character and believes dumb things and acts like a baby when things dont go her way

im so happy with the work shes done in highlighting the equality of gender in a hypermasculine sport to prove that women fighters can be just as much of worthless undignified retards as their male counterparts

I read this in Bob Costas' voice

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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No one seems more aware of the fact that Joe Rogan is a giant idiot than Joe Rogan, at least

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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I'm guessing you get real rowdy about onion articles on social media

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