Remember Ronda Rousey?

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Chinatown posted:

http://i.imgur.com/ZPlb2me.mp4

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 07:21

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:00

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Moridin920 posted:

how is "MMA is a sport not real fighting" a real opinion?

idk how are you so fuckin dumb

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_oa7ibbrCcu1r3uvu0.mp4

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 21:10

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I liked that Vice thing on Rin Nakai. Really inspiring. Makes me want to workout. They should play that on a monitor at gyms to get people hype

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:16

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Moridin920 posted:

The thing to remember about MMA is that it is still a sport. This is most obvious when you see people turning around and showing the back of their head to their opponent, who doesn't take that opportunity to inflict massive injury on them (hits to the back of the head are not allowed).

I'm not really sure what Ninja VS MMA fighter is supposed to prove when a 'real' ninja or whatever would probably immediately try to gouge your eyes out.

The most 'effective' moves are often also illegal moves in MMA because effective fighting is about disabling your opponent by any means necessary as fast as possible.

illegal moves:
groin shots
small joint manipulation
joint breaks without allowing opponent to submit
eye gouges
fish hooking
biting
"rabbit" punches
strikes to the back of the head
grabbing clothing
"spiking"
throat strikes
trachea strikes
ear ripping

Ronda is very good person, but soon she will learn manners. I will torture her body so that she learns to be humble.

God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher. Ronda is the student. I am God's instrument.

When I squeeze your lungs, Ronda, and you beg me for life then your heart will open up to the lord.

When you eat through plastic tube and when you are paralyzed from neck down then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Ronda.

God's lessons are so beautiful.

Al Cowens fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Aug 30, 2016

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:24

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Wamdoodle posted:

Got a link or the name of the vid? I'd be interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdR6VAcW34Q

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:27

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

ElGroucho posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZvbk54Y418

Alexa Grasso is the girl I want to punch me to death

I would literally die if my gf did this to me :swoon:

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:39

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

ElGroucho posted:

Cosmopolitan

5 Sexy Moves to Put Your Man in a Coma

This is my dream

when you come home after a long day at work and there she is to greet you at your doorstep

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:44

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

a leg massage? sure thing, hon

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 22:47

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

gingrich posted:

ahh rin nakai. how's she been doing since she washed out of the UFC?

Let's just pretend that didn't happen.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 06:30

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Ninjas flip out ALL the time.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 21:25

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpgwlj4wWFc

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 21:59

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

I am a samurai AMA

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 22:36

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

ElGroucho posted:

How much tape do you use on your katana

all of it

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 22:41

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

proof of concept posted:

right, you already said that, nobody cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Q7CcINC8M

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 01:29

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Keg finally got someone to bite.... sad.

Wait 'til the QCS+transgender communities hear about this this transphobic fuk

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 04:10

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

doctor 7 posted:

I dunno why goons think that having respect for your opponent and expressing this in a competitive sport is this weird thing.

But then again that would require a understanding about basic social interaction and now I get why some goons are so confused at touching gloves before a fight.

...who are you talking about

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 19:43

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHzzqmbyUQ

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 21:25

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Keg posted:

Go away.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 03:50

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

a retard posted:

i bet this theoretical mma chick is super glad forums user "the sphinxster" is defending her honor on the internet

really stubborn attempted thread invasion and derail by Sphinxster and Keg here

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 04:25

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Go away.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 05:03

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1YfQAE2XWc

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 05:22

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Fat Shat Sings posted:

"Do you want to know how little I care? I hope you are sitting down because boy will you ever find out how little I care about this topic"

Please don't encourage him. This was a fun, jovial thread once...

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 05:52

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

proof of concept posted:

yep that's him. He tried to throw a guy over the top of the cage once because he was mistakenly under the impression that it would be an automatic win for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7uneldkhc

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 06:26

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:00

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

proof of concept posted:

# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 09:06

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