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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Chill la Chill posted:

She seems p legit, op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmTk2Gbl2E

:agreed: I also enjoyed posting pavel petel in that thread

Mods Knew I loved that thread

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Just a quick reminder, people thought Ronda Rousey could beat up Floyd Mayweather, what a world

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Keg posted:

People wanted Ronda Rousey to fight Demetrious Johnson, a man who gave up a career at a box factory to become the best p4p fighter on planet earth and a twitch streamer.

That's even funnier

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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ROFLburger posted:

i would have payed good money for rousey vs dj

Same

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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You know what wasn't boring? That goddamn kick to the head.

For real, if your super power is breaking peoples' arms, don't try to box with the former womens welterweight champion. Grab her goddamn arm, you psycho.

ed: I wish people were more interested in the Women's Strawweight division, that's where there is tons of talent.

ElGroucho fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Aug 30, 2016

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Just a reminder, people thought Ronda Rousey could beat up Floyd loving mayweather in a pure boxing match as well ROFL

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
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Is this love

That I'm feeling?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZvbk54Y418

Alexa Grasso is the girl I want to punch me to death :swoon:

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Cosmopolitan

5 Sexy Moves to Put Your Man in a Coma


This is my dream

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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When you tell bae about the crick in your neck

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Hey baby, help me with the gardening, yeah?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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a retard posted:

homeschooling isn't a bad idea if you know what you're doing and they have certain places where your kid can meet up with other homeschooled kids and they can socialize them

- a retard

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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EoinCannon posted:

Why would that fighter agree to it? What accomplishment would she feel in battering that untrained woman?

Don't be mean to Lowtax

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Zzulu posted:

What

She beat everyone except the girl who beat her

Looks like she started fighting again this year?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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That's gotta be some sort of weird rear end fetish

"Hey Mike Tyson, I bet you couldn't knock me out by uppercutting me in the dick."

"What? Ok, lets try it out."

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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doctor 7 posted:

you are the best part of the thread because I am actually learning something from reading your posts and I get what you're saying about how MMA isn't real fighting compared to a street fight or some poo poo due to rules preventing matches from turning into endless dick punching

but you are also the best because the responses to the goon ninja brigade are amazing I don't care if you're serious or not but never stop

fake edit: I'm not kidding this thread is garbage except for you

What I've learned from morodin is that the people who argue about MMA vs boxing vs kickboxing are missing out on the real enemy

People who unironically defend ninjitsu

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Al Cowens posted:

I am a samurai AMA

How much tape do you use on your katana

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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lmao

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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I saw one of her fights, it was fun, like watching "Man uppercuts woman, body slams her" on Worldstar

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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The meme thread taught me that the best defense is wolololo

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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How many tattoos is the prerequisite for joining an MMA gym?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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beep by grandpa posted:

Holly reached out with both hands to touch gloves right before the fight started, ronda turned her back to her (to the crowd's amazement) then holly went "hm oh well" and beat the living poo poo out of her for 8mins then did a sick as hell backflip over ronda's miserably disgraced dead body

It was pretty loving delicious

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Germstore posted:

Jesus. The implication of what Moridin said is in the ring a ninja would lose, but out of the ring a ninja would win because the MMA fighter wouldn't know the fight was happening until a poisoned blow dart landed in their neck. Which is so obviously true that it almost doesn't need to be said, and yet the video exists.

I know I could probably defeat Brock Lesnar if I knew he we were going to fight, and set up a bomb in his car so he blows up on the way to the gym to work out, QED

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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The Sphinxster posted:

You seem to be having a grand time making up poo poo to argue with. Enjoy!

The meltdowns are always the best part of any thread, thanks

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Crossfit is the ronda rousey of exercise

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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el B posted:

Haha well yeah... It was pretty clear she wanted to make the move to Hollywood. She even strongly hinted(or outright said?) that after she beat Holm she was going to leave fighting indefinitely.

I respected Ronda for her skills. I never thought she fought anyone with her same skill level, but as I said I think it was because they simply didn't have enough fighters to pick from. I don't mind her "me against the world" attitude. I don't care if she doesn't shake hands and all that. I thought it was silly that she tried waaayyyy too hard to sell beef with Holm. And it was obvious Holm got in her head before the fight. Seeing her get ko'd was deeply satisfying and it's god drat hilarious that she ragequit.

My favorite part of that whole fiasco is her shaky voiced, "You bitch, you see? You see who you are, hitting me during a picture?" She sounded like she was legit going to cry.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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I'm Dana White, trying to get my fat-gently caress face in every single shot

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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"It takes a lot of energy to be a rock star"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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CrazyLoon posted:

gently caress you,

the UFC wasn't the only MMA organization once upon a time and outside of it you could find a lot more class. Sadly, they figured that *DRAMA* sells better than talking about actual fighting, so now here we are with lovely context pandered to simpletons like yourself and fighters that have the emotional maturity of teenagers getting most of the spotlight.

Just let me bang, bro!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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proof of concept posted:

You're right, the UFC is positively barbaric compared to its early competitors like SuperBrawl, Cage Rage, assorted one-offs on indian reservations, and Fleshlight Fights, for which the fighters recorded interviews singing the praises of jacking off with a fleshlight, so satisfying like real sex, really lets you focus on training for combat with zero distractions

uh, brb

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Remember Joe Rogan almost breaking down in tears about how incredible Ronda was on his podcast, haha, good times

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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EugeneJ posted:

CM Punk's going to get knocked the gently caress out this weekend

:dance:

Don't watch that, watch Chocolatito deal death to a new challenger

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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She looked like complete poo poo that whole fight. Maybe if she had actually prepared instead of working on being The Worst Actress in the World, she would have dominated, but I guess we'll never know, now that she has retired to the nearest trailer park.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Frosted Flake posted:

How are the "military" martial arts like Sambo, Krav Maga, Army Combatives, MCMAP?

When I did my Army Combatives certification, they told me it was good enough training to kill a malnourished peasant, or get your rear end kicked in a bar fight.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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proof of concept posted:

sambo was the base for the greatest fighter ever in the history of the universe

That family gave us some classic footage

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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proof of concept posted:

watch this fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS2SVOWRm6g
if you've never seen it then you don't know it yet but it's actually your favorite mma fight of all time

I like the aussie man break down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb-ZR9DMEcY&t=5s

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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beep by grandpa posted:

Hey I haven't checked in on this thread in a few days fellas hehe just wanted to stop by and find out if ronda rousey is still fat. If anyone could let me know I'd appreciate it, have a blessed day everyone :D

Rounda Rousey still fat

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Trast posted:

Dana White has stopped insisting that she is coming back. Only that "when she comes back" she'll break records. Even if she gives an interview now you can't ask questions about fighting or she ends the interview.

What kind of sad sack would want to interview her now

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I guarantee that he talked about her because that's the narrative the UFC wanted to promote. When was the last time you heard someone talk down a current champion ramping up to a title fight? Hell, what about a challenger?

Tyson loving Fury

I don't think any commentator thinks any of the current heavyweight contenders deserve any of those belts, they are pretty much across the board mediocre.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

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Harrower posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKqX7wCjQec

Seems to be a bit more than just some company man shilling some hype. Though It's not like I listen to his fight commentary at length unless there is some big upset or whatever that my family and coworkers won't stop talking about.

Why isn't Rogan's side gig being a WWE announcer, it's like he doesn't know he has a microphone

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