Battlefield 5: My wife and I walked down the aisle to the Terminator theme

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Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

wtf caused this scream, testicular torsion? https://1drv.ms/v/s!ApKA_vbjiTcybPmmTSty6vsmVrU

# ¿ Dec 12, 2016 12:18

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 08:26

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Vladimir Putt-Putt posted:

wtf caused this scream, testicular torsion? https://1drv.ms/v/s!ApKA_vbjiTcybPmmTSty6vsmVrU

srsly tho why he yelling like this, i had squad voice muted

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 05:04

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

There's a few full 64 player servers right now. I got the early enlister edition w my bf1 bone so i get to play it too i guess

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 22:39

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 07:49

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

watched two friendly medics stand on my corpse healing themselves until it booted me to the map screen :anime:

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 09:30

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

the revive icon starts flashing when they hold a so i just ignore it and seem to have no problem getting revives on the non impatient

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 08:55

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Gotta be honest, I think I figured out my biggest problem with this game. Its not fun with parties of 3 or more, unless you're friends with a ton of people who don't care about vehicles.

The few games I've joined with yall was just us sitting in menus waiting for one of us to die in a tank, which happens infrequently amongst us. That and the tank instant respawn system is loving retarded.

Went 45-2 as Cavalry the other night. The secret is to don't focus on one guy. If you miss the kill, you should just keep galloping.

this is all because there is no stupid loving stats site to obsess over

# ¿ Dec 23, 2016 05:25

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Born in Bexhill posted:

You should rock a Martini-Henry or Gewehr 95 Infantry and die with some dignity. These are the guns of a true man.

Playing with this experimental crap does a disservice to anyone who fought and died in WW1 ok

thats why i only use the gewehr with a holo sight for maximum historical accuracy

# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 22:31

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 06:18

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

i have my fov set to 105 because having peripheral vision is real nice

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 06:25

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

it looks like the fov changes when i'm on the ladder. the first person models dont scale with fov so thats probably why i look stationary while everything else zooms out

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 09:22

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Booger Presley posted:

Just busted a medal out in like four maps. 20 Repairs, 20 Heals and 20 reapplied or somesuch BS. I literally run the maps with wrench in hand so nbd. It was all squad level so had to look for green but it was fun!

Are the medals available different for each person every week? None of mine involve any of that

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 08:38

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

I'm finishing up the third of three medals where I had to get multiple participation trophies by shooting around my enemies at a very specific time

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 19:42

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

support is the #1 class, just follow one simple rule:

when a problem comes along

you must limpet

bonus ownage

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 02:16

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

http://i.imgur.com/T0XTLXI.gifv

my great grandpa died in ww1 but his body was never recovered bc he got owned so hard by a hand grenade he was shot down deep into the strata of southern france

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 04:25

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

theres a bunch of wrong opinions in this thread about lmgs that arent the madsen

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 21:59

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

back in the bf3 days you could unlock a hidden thalidomide baby mode by moving all the dlcs to a thumb drive and disconnecting it, allowing you to stunt on the morons too poor to get their media anywhere other than redbox

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 00:39

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

yeah id understandably get upset if some deadweight is wasting armor doing gently caress all to cap points

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 19:07

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

DELETED posted:

E:

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 06:59

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

hc is garbage and always will be, classic mode in bf4 was legit good but that pretty much means we'll never see it again

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 00:39

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

frank.club posted:

You better believe I would love a no hud hardcore historic weapons only

there's the standard issue rifle mode on pc where everyone get a stock bolt action but im not sure if or when its coming to consoles

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 14:29

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Analdeath posted:

Don't be fooled by the tank hunter attack plane, it is clunky and awkward to use on actual ground attack. It is the funniest dogfighter now, however, ever since dart flyovers were nerfed.

http://i.imgur.com/zeQHZKS.gifv

ooh, bonus: http://i.imgur.com/imp6sGJ.gifv

a2a kills with the boop cannon are so satisfying, its also real good as an anti wook tool

also if you dont run smokes on every class you are an objectively bad player

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 23:06

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Zipperelli. posted:

Finally level 10'd all my classes. gently caress. So glad that's over with. Assault was literally the worst class to level up because it's what, like 55,000 points/level? Or some stupid poo poo like that?

were you not running any of the squad boosts the game shits at you? or leeching off of john q pubbie?

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 19:40

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

plz dont pull out posted:

Thanks. Just picked up the Russian 1895 Trench and the Bodeo so I can roll as Sheriff Scout.

cowboy mode is real fun. i dont see anyone ever use the trench periscope but that thing is useful as all get out. your crosshair stays in the same place when you switch back to your gat so it makes counter sniping with irons a breeze, and the red outline it gives to spotted enemies is incredible

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 02:15

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

FastestGunAlive posted:

same. i've run into maybe 2 actual good pilots. its not worth bothering when there's an actual good pilot in the air, to be honest. air to air just isn't very fun in this game. hence why i usually leave pubbies alone and focus on dartin', til they get uppity and i have to put the smack down

a2a isnt fun if you run anything other than tank buster

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 01:35

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Auxiliary Treats posted:

I'm mostly just referring to Beez deciding not to host a new page for BF1. I noticed that battlefieldtracker has a team function, maybe that would be similar.

the man is already residing in a louisville mental hospital as a direct result of you cockshakes

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 02:18

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Captain Log posted:

If you play this game like Destiny you are hosed. I like the "realism" in BF1 but it gets frustrating how NOBODY plays a medic well. I've made it to 40 without partying up and it's getting ridiculous how twitchy PvP is getting.

My best weapon is the gas grenade. I'm a big deal.

Does anyone who was part of the Xbox 360 BF3 crew still play? My memory fails me when I look at my friends list due to constantly shifting names and avatars.

popeadactyls playhouse krew reppin

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 15:07

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

don't waste money on factory variants

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 18:28

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

lambskin posted:

I've been using the Madsen with AA sights on it, and I gotta say it's very nice. Doesn't kill quite as quickly as the BAR but you have enough bullets to kill more than 1-2 dudes.

might as well name the madsen raid bc of how well it cleans up roaches

12g auto owns too, the most important thing to remember is stats are irrelevant if you have a sick rear end skin to murk dudes with

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 23:47

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

FastestGunAlive posted:

behemoths are cool because its fun to shoot the blimp with an arty truck and get kills off unsuspecting pubbies in the little boxes. and its cool to lay down lots of mines on the train track and wreck that poo poo because pubbies are too dumb to just shoot the ground in front of them constantly. arty truck.

my boyfriend calls it a gently caress truck

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 02:55

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

HisDudliness

Good guy. Lot of us miss him.

no, im pretty sure that was Carmaine318

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 14:46

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

RCarr posted:

In your opinion, what is the hardest weapon (not vehicle) to get a service star for?

Kolibri?
Field Gun?
Something else?

Because I will loving do it. I promise you that.

gas tripmine

# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 20:52

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Captain Log posted:

The third in the Someguy, Captain Log team was I THINK Nicko33. Good dude but never talked about anything.

no, there's only one person who's that good at video games and its Carmaine

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 02:19

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Chemmy posted:

You need to charge it but it's still dumb sometimes. You also need to get a feel for where to hit the guy. Sometimes despite this it just fucks up anyways and you die.

http://xboxclips.com/Iscariote/28cbff26-3bfc-4d1c-8cc2-eb5e9e217046

if you have it charged and someone does a front takedown it will fire and kill them

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 00:34

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

the playhouse will rise again

# ¿ Feb 15, 2017 14:16

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

I'll reg one, all hate mail will continue to go to someguy00

as long as i get to be captain of the badminton team

# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 04:45

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

Nevermind, per forums they're still completely broken. No multiple admins, you have to leave the game to kick someone, im getting my money back

Lets see, any changes and you don't show up in server browser, only the server owner can admin, you still can't ban people

Quality product EA/DICE

incredible

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 00:47