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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's the show critics are praising as "Ill conceived," "Just plain Bad," and "Exactly what I'd expect a butt to spew all over my TV screen."

In all humility I will concede my writing is pretty "ill" and the show is "bad" as the kids say (though I would go even further and call it "bad rear end." That's a butt pun), but I think the highest praise is that I have brought these cartoon butts to life to such a degree that a TV critic can imagine their motives and form expectations of the living butt characters.

I'll get the ball rolling with my most frequently asked question:

Where did you come up with such a crazy cool idea?

Well, I was sitting on my couch getting high as gently caress and watching Fairly Oddparents when the idea suddenly struck me: what if Timmy Oddparent wished... that his butt... went psycho?

I couldn't let a flash of inspiration like that slip away, I leaped to my computer and three grueling hours later I'd crafted a script that was at once hilariously zany as well as a thoughtful and realistic look at what society would be like if people's butts really did come to life and started walking around on their own.
In my fervor, I also made several hundred sketches of the living butts and the denizens of this weird world. The sketches imbued the story with such life that I knew this was too good an idea to keep to myself.

I pitched the idea to Nickelodeon as an episode of Fairly Oddparents, but they told me that Fairly Oddparents had been off the air for ten years. I was devastated. I thought my dream of a world of living butts and their human friends would die right there.
Butt fate had other plans:
I week after my meeting I got a call. It turns out Nickelodeon was so impressed with my script that they put me in touch with Netflix! Netflix ordered twenty four episodes and the rest, as they say, is rear end-story :smug:

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Like what is your butt's specific mental health diagnosis in this movie and do you fix it by using antipsychotic suppositories?

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
Yeah, I mean was the butt taken to see an actual mental health professional/proctologist, or is it one of those internet self-diagnosis rear end psychosis things?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
what happened in the saga of the incredibly broken girl ?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Is this the prequel series to Assy McGee and his slow slide into alcoholism?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

Like what is your butt's specific mental health diagnosis in this movie and do you fix it by using antipsychotic suppositories?

When a butt goes crazy, the main characters, Sally Sternwise and Billy Buttworth, and their butts, Buddy and Beatrice, hunt it down and shoot it with toilet paper guns and plunger crossbows.


Zorodius posted:

what happened in the saga of the incredibly broken girl ?

While I was on hiatus I realized it wasn't going to be very funny and also I'm too busy to update every day.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

Is this the prequel series to Assy McGee and his slow slide into alcoholism?

I've never heard of Assy McGee.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my butt is normal just a little depressed maybe, thanks for asking about it

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

give him a lobuttomy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

my butt is normal just a little depressed maybe, thanks for asking about it

Pictured here: The main characters taking down a psycho butt:


Also there are butt birds.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Applewhite posted:

I've never heard of Assy McGee.

It was a bad one-note Adult Swim show about a butt detective.

Applewhite posted:

When a butt goes crazy, the main characters, Sally Sternwise and Billy Buttworth, and their butts, Buddy and Beatrice, hunt it down and shoot it with toilet paper guns and plunger crossbows.


I'm just not following how shooting a psycho butt with toiletries is really helping his psychosis. Probably gonna just exasscerbate the situation.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

TOOT BOOT posted:

give him a lobuttomy

and take 'em to the assylum

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Vastarien posted:

and take 'em to the assylum


TOOT BOOT posted:

give him a lobuttomy

I am using both of these jokes for the next episode of this, a show that has been renewed for a second season.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

It was a bad one-note Adult Swim show about a butt detective.



I'm just not following how shooting a psycho butt with toiletries is really helping his psychosis. Probably gonna just exasscerbate the situation.

No you see, the psycho butts are a menace and they need to be *wiped* out.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Applewhite posted:

It's the show critics are praising as "Ill conceived," "Just plain Bad," and "Exactly what I'd expect a butt to spew all over my TV screen."

In all humility I will concede my writing is pretty "ill" and the show is "bad" as the kids say (though I would go even further and call it "bad rear end." That's a butt pun), but I think the highest praise is that I have brought these cartoon butts to life to such a degree that a TV critic can imagine their motives and form expectations of the living butt characters.

I'll get the ball rolling with my most frequently asked question:

Where did you come up with such a crazy cool idea?

Well, I was sitting on my couch getting high as gently caress and watching Fairly Oddparents when the idea suddenly struck me: what if Timmy Oddparent wished... that his butt... went psycho?

I couldn't let a flash of inspiration like that slip away, I leaped to my computer and three grueling hours later I'd crafted a script that was at once hilariously zany as well as a thoughtful and realistic look at what society would be like if people's butts really did come to life and started walking around on their own.
In my fervor, I also made several hundred sketches of the living butts and the denizens of this weird world. The sketches imbued the story with such life that I knew this was too good an idea to keep to myself.

I pitched the idea to Nickelodeon as an episode of Fairly Oddparents, but they told me that Fairly Oddparents had been off the air for ten years. I was devastated. I thought my dream of a world of living butts and their human friends would die right there.
Butt fate had other plans:
I week after my meeting I got a call. It turns out Nickelodeon was so impressed with my script that they put me in touch with Netflix! Netflix ordered twenty four episodes and the rest, as they say, is rear end-story :smug:

I know this is a lie because the series is based on a book I read in elementary school.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Applewhite, living forums legend

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I need your blessing for my porno parody, "The Night My Penis Went Postal," can you grant it?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nanomashoes posted:

I know this is a lie because the series is based on a book I read in elementary school.

Well when Netflix saw my idea, they synergized it with an existing intellectual property that I believe was based on the book in question, but the characters, lore and events of the TV series are all me.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Leroy Dennui posted:

I need your blessing for my porno parody, "The Night My Penis Went Postal," can you grant it?

Only if I get 30% of the residuals.

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Wtf, from a quick googling of the name, not only is this apparently an actual thing somehow, but it also has 2 seasons totaling 40 episodes?

I do not understand

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

HJE-Cobra posted:

Wtf, from a quick googling of the name, not only is this apparently an actual thing somehow, but it also has 2 seasons totaling 40 episodes?

I do not understand

Welcome to the fandom :smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Op have you thought of featuring the hit book, "Everybody poops"?

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem
Also, 'kipedia seems to suggest the series is "Canadian-Australian"

So are you canadian or australian

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

HJE-Cobra posted:

Also, 'kipedia seems to suggest the series is "Canadian-Australian"

So are you canadian or australian

Actually when you're a citizen of one you're automatically a citizen of the other. So both.


VendaGoat posted:

Op have you thought of featuring the hit book, "Everybody poops"?

One of the sight gags in episode S1E17 is a butt reading this book in the background. Freeze frame on your VCR and you might catch it ;)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

somebody posted:

How do people in this world poop if their butts detach and walk around?

Haha! I get this one all the time!

Even though their butts are detached, there's a hole beneath their coccyx where the lower intestine terminates. Poop slides directly out of it.

Also, the butts poop and fart from the clefts in their heads so they have to do handstands over the toilet when they want to make poops. It's hilarious the first time you see it on screen and in every episode thereafter!

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sounds like a assy McGee ripoff tbh. :shrug:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sounds like a assy McGee ripoff tbh. :shrug:

ASSY MCGEE IS HACK GARBAGE! I AM CREATING ART!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I will take no further questions about Assy McGee.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Applewhite posted:

ASSY MCGEE IS HACK GARBAGE! I AM CREATING ART!

Oh ok.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Let's check out what twitter is saying about THe Day My Butt Went Psycho!

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Nanomashoes posted:

I know this is a lie because the series is based on a book I read in elementary school.

Captain Underpants was for retards who couldn't read or wipe their own rear end

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

somebody else posted:

How do the butts reproduce?

Another one I get all the time!

The answer is they're born at the same time as the human they're attached to and come to life afterwards.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

diabeetz posted:

Captain Underpants was for retards who couldn't read or wipe their own rear end

Ok but the kids were gay so it was a landmark cultural revolution.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Nanomashoes posted:

Ok but the kids were gay so it was a landmark cultural revolution.

The gay agenda marches on

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mange Mite posted:

The gay agenda marches on

There are gay butts in episode S1E8 "Booty Queens." My favorite sight gag from that episode is when the gay butts are punched repeatedly in the head but they make faces like they're enjoying it. LOL!

It's a very progressive show. We're breaking all sorts of boundaries.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
There is even a butt of color on the show: Sassy. She's big and black and a strong independent butt.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Thanks to Wikipedia, I now know there's an episode combo entitled ""Basic In-Stink / Jurassic Fart". A Jurassic Park parody makes sense because it's obviously going to be about a park full of butts, but what's the premise with the Basic Instinct parody? Are they going to interrogate a sexy butt until it spreads its cheeks and shows full uncensored rear end in a top hat?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Naerasa posted:

Thanks to Wikipedia, I now know there's an episode combo entitled ""Basic In-Stink / Jurassic Fart". A Jurassic Park parody makes sense because it's obviously going to be about a park full of butts, but what's the premise with the Basic Instinct parody? Are they going to interrogate a sexy butt until it spreads its cheeks and shows full uncensored rear end in a top hat?

Jurassic Fart is actually about a dinosaur's butt that comes unfrozen from a glacier and goes on a rampage until the heroes subdue it with an army of caveman butts unfrozen from the same glacier.

Basic In-Stink does feature a sexy butt getting interrogated, but the network censors wouldn't let us show the rear end in a top hat. Those pencil necked dweebs have no appreciation for artistic integrity.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
its really a real show? cool man, congrats!

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

What does it mean when they say someone "created" a TV series :confused:

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