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Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Share your "truths" about your life.

Truth: I will never be able to retire. I will die unable to retire. I have no retirement package or savings.

Truth: it doesn't matter who is elected president. It won't help me one bit or make my life better.

Truth: marriage is a sham.

Truth: I will die and cease to exist. There is no God.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
deeeeaaaaathhhhhhhhhh

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: This thread sucks

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Friginator posted:

Truth: This thread sucks

Truth: your mom sucks good dick.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Suck a fart out of my rear end OP

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: Abe was a piece of poo poo mod.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: Trump lovers are racist assholes.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tony Homo posted:

Share your "truths" about your life.

Truth: I will never be able to retire. I will die unable to retire. I have no retirement package or savings.

Truth: it doesn't matter who is elected president. It won't help me one bit or make my life better.

Truth: marriage is a sham.

Truth: I will die and cease to exist. There is no God.

strange I don't remember posting this OP but you're clearly living my life

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot

Volume posted:

strange I don't remember posting this OP but you're clearly living my life

Maybe it's a universal truth

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: I love this forum for some reason.

Truth: I've been permabanned twice in the past.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: It's happy salad time, motherfucker.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: I survived a heart attack but you'll likely die

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Truth: my wife wrapped my dick in a fruit roll up and sucked it last night.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Truth: fiction is actually stranger in a whole lot of ways.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Truth: Or Dare

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


.....dare :smug:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you ever fart so pungently that all the air around you smells like its been lightly burned? that just happen to me. Fact.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Truth: Civilization will likely collapse by 2100.

I'm glad of it. :smugdon:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Both. :smuggo:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Truth: Or Dre

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Tony Homo posted:

Share your "truths" about your life.

Truth: I will never be able to retire. I will die unable to retire. I have no retirement package or savings.

Truth: it doesn't matter who is elected president. It won't help me one bit or make my life better.

Truth: marriage is a sham.

Truth: I will die and cease to exist. There is no God.

wow all of these are actually falses for me (cept for the god part ofc). sorry bout your life tho op :(

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fis24ST999k

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Truth: it's all...... A dream.

Yeah......... A dream.........

Truth: It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream—a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought—a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Aug 31, 2016

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
On average, women are physically weaker than men

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

Truth: it's all...... A dream.

Yeah......... A dream.........

Truth: It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream—a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought—a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

super nintendo sega genesis when i was dead broke i couldnt picture gbs!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Penis size matters and you're right to be insecure

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Iron Prince posted:

super nintendo sega genesis when i was dead broke i couldnt picture gbs!

Truth: Iron prince buggers boys.

Nathilus wrote this.

it's not a flame its roman wall gbs

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

butt bugs are real

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



George W Bush did 9/11

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

The alphabet is a lie

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I will never have a girlfriend or a wife. I will be alone my whole life and then I will die alone.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Dennis System posted:

I will never have a girlfriend or a wife. I will be alone my whole life and then I will die alone.

That sounds awesome. :kiddo:

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
Truth: I enjoy sex with the OP's mom

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Farmland Park posted:

Truth: I enjoy sex with the OP's mom

I don't really enjoy it, just sort of do it out of habit I reckon, like an old familiar broken in catchers mitt. :clint:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

The Dennis System posted:

I will never have a girlfriend or a wife. I will be alone my whole life and then I will die alone.

Truth: Everybody dies alone.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nathilus posted:

Truth: Everybody dies alone.

What about people who die at the same time? :shrug:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The vast majority of deaths are drawn out and painful as all hell, even the cushy ones where you die in your sleep because you usually have years if not decades of costly and invasive medical procedures while your faculties constantly dim.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
When you are cooking or baking the times/temps the recipe gives you are guidelines not laws

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What about people who die at the same time? :shrug:

You still die alone. Ever been in a lot of pain? Remember how it takes you out of reality and puts you totally inside yourself? How it becomes impossible to consider anything but the agony? Death is a subjective experience that is inherently unsharable.

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