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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
thats like Kljestans 40th assist and BWPs 50th goal this season

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Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

One Bradley on the field is good

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
He got that freekick after diving from contact from loving Felipe. gently caress TFC

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
I think we're just conspiring to give up leads at this point

Syrinxx
Mar 28, 2002

Death is whimsical today

lmao new jersey

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Syrinxx posted:

lmao new jersey

lmao at everybody involved today

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
At least no one involved today is Vancouver!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Seltzer posted:

At least no one involved today is Vancouver!

My team isn't good enough to disappoint in hilarious ways or bad enough to be entertaining so yeah, today would have been MUCH more boring if we were playing.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
WRong thread

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
POP QUIZ BITCH

IS SOCCER ON TONIGHT??????

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
And now with an MLS update, here is Frankenstein's monster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nApazedQ7-E

Thank you, Frankenstein's monster.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
Update: Pirlo is still dreamy.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'
Unimas English language announcers added a 3rd guy in the booth and are worse than ever tonight. But that Mendoza goal was real good.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Patrick Vieira has done good work at NYCFC.

I don't think they ever looked as good or were ever as high in the table last year.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

camoseven posted:

Unimas English language announcers added a 3rd guy in the booth and are worse than ever tonight. But that Mendoza goal was real good.

Yes, that was the problem with the Unimas English broadcast team: not enough people.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Just listen to it in Spanish so you can hear a guy get really excited and yell a lot, much more fun than the guy who sounds like an ESL student with CTE trying to call the game.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

threeagainstfour posted:

Just listen to it in Spanish so you can hear a guy get really excited and yell a lot, much more fun than the guy who sounds like an ESL student with CTE trying to call the game.

I totally would, but I watch on fubo.tv and there's no SAP option :(

e: fubo.tv is otherwise fantastic, btw. I highly recommend it.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
Sucks to be you, cable havers. WMDO, channel 47.1, has the sweet Hispanic goodness.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
I may have audibly yelled drat at that last goal.

NYC plays some pretty combinations. Chicago are just completely outgunned.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

You're killing me TFC :smithicide:

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Sigh loving useless Union

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Get hosed ref

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids just scored on a beautiful long pass and lead 1-0. Naturally Toledo missed the red card for a dogso on Ousted. :argh:

And no yellow on Laba for that elbow in Powers' throat. Of course.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
1-0 Rapids over Vancouver at the half. Probably should be 2-0 or 3-0 but the crossbar made some beautiful saves.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Well gently caress. Rapids have taken their foot off the gas and are bunkering like mad, 1-1 now. Way too easy for Vancouver there.

Feels just like the FSL game.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Penalty! Red to Watson! Gashi converts! 2-1!

Can the Rapids defend for 34 minutes now? Or will they get a third?

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Sep 25, 2016

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Feels good man

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Nope, Rapids forget to defend up a man and a goal and the 'Caps tie it. gently caress.

And Cronin with a firm elbow to a Caps player's chest. Lucky he didn't get a yellow there.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
And not a sign of a sub from Pablo. Again. Damnit Pablo...:argh:

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
WHAT A GOAL FROM GASHI HOLY poo poo. 3-2!

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'm glad every time Drogba plays the Red Bulls he just gets assaulted for 90 minutes and the ref doesn't give a poo poo.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
:sigh:

That's so Rapids. Burch and Sjoberg with the bad defense.

:sigh:

Rapids *draw* 3-3.

On a side note the Celtic Tavern is closing effective Monday morning in Denver. Head on down for one last pint.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 25, 2016

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
Erik Hurtado, all most much is forgiven!

(we still aren't making the playoffs but what the hell I can be happy)

Dallan Invictus fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Sep 25, 2016

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Timbers still haven't won on the road this season, right?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
In case you missed it, DC basically hosed Orlando out of a playoff spot with a comprehensive fist loving.

September is End Boss Month

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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porkface posted:

Timbers still haven't won on the road this season, right?

That is correct.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Your Boy Fancy posted:

In case you missed it, DC basically hosed Orlando out of a playoff spot with a comprehensive fist loving.

September is End Boss Month

I can only climax when OCSC is eliminated from playoff contention.

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Why do they call it Orlando City, by the way? That's like saying Seattle City.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

DR AIDS posted:

Why do they call it Orlando City, by the way? That's like saying Seattle City.

Like Manchester City or Swansea City.

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TheNakedJimbo
Nov 18, 2004

If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you. The question is, if I die first...what are YOU gonna do?

DR AIDS posted:

Why do they call it Orlando City, by the way? That's like saying Seattle City.

You could not, for instance, refer to FC Dallas as Dallas City because the team's headquarters and stadium are located around twenty miles from downtown Dallas in a completely different town. OCSC's office is in downtown Orlando, as are their current and new stadiums.

Something like this came up a few years ago when Carlos Tevez transferred from Manchester United to Manchester City, and the latter hung a giant banner in the city center saying "Welcome to Manchester," a dig at the fact that United plays in a different place.

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