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Moridin920 posted:even the poorest americans still generally have some kinda car though I live in london.
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thats because you're probably homeless or incredibly rich living in a city centre without one
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Sep 2, 2016 20:51
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opus111 posted:I live in london. 
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Sep 2, 2016 20:51
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well done on having the financial acumen of the average guardian reader.
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opus111 posted:well done on having the financial acumen of the average guardian reader. yea yea like i don't see brits getting imported goods going 'WTF WHY IS IT MORE EXPENSIVE NOW' all over the internet complaining about having to get around by bus n poo poo what's wrong city is too poor to afford road improvements LOL
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you realise we're still in the EU right moridin?
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Moridin920 posted:yea keep pretending like poo poo's okay I am not going to discuss finance in gbs.
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Jose posted:you realise we're still in the EU right moridin? you realize you're not on the Euro right
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Moridin920 posted:complaining about having to get around by bus n poo poo what's wrong city is too poor to afford road improvements LOL lmao you're being dumb as poo poo bro.
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opus111 posted:I am not going to discuss finance in gbs. is this red head a gypsy that really upsets moridin for some reason
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opus111 posted:lmao you're being dumb as poo poo bro. lol you don't understand how the pound falling means imports are more expensive
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nah but really idk what you want from us man strike up a conversation organically and if it goes well ask to grab some coffee or drinks sometime if she is wearing earphones or something she isn't interested
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Sep 2, 2016 20:55
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Tell her your name is bus. James bus
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Approach her slowly and with sure footing so you don't fall
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Sep 2, 2016 21:07
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Do you drive a school bus and if so what age range are we talking? Is she older than 10?
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Sep 2, 2016 21:11
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I think you need to ingratiate yourself with the bus driver. As leader of the bus he may be willing to sanction your romantic pursuits with the junior females if you in turn back his plan to skip three stops and take a nap.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:13
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wasnt there a fad on 4chan where people would upload videos of them jizzing on themselves/other people/things while next to a girl in public? dont do that ask for permission first
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Sep 2, 2016 21:17
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Tell her you want to gently caress, OP.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:30
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Smythe posted:how about you jam some baboo shoots up your fingernails while screaming her name nah no no nah, shove em up HER fingienails while screamin HIS name
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Jose posted:thats because you're probably homeless or incredibly rich living in a city centre without one opie11111 isn't homeless but the girls he obsessively creeps on usually are
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Sep 2, 2016 21:34
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You should drag her out of the bus and curb stomp her while shouting  SOMETHING!!! AWFUL!!! DOT!!! COM!!!
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Gatekeeper posted:opie11111 isn't homeless but the girls he obsessively creeps on usually are i don't know this story but has anyone considered he might be stephen merchant because he has a story about an attractive homeless woman
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My parents met on a bus, so I know it isn't impossible. Though that was the 80s and things are different now. I think the trick would be to get her to knowingly choose to sit next to you. Hopefully she gets onto the bus after you? If not just try to say hello and introduce yourself as you step off. Obviously she must work in the same area as you if you've seen her at lunch. So ask her to lunch?
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Speleothing posted:My parents met on a bus, so I know it isn't impossible. Though that was the 80s and things are different now. she gets on after yeah. It used to be with another girl every morning and they'd sit together, but the other girl must have either moved to a new office or been murdered cos she's been absent for yonks. Maybe ginge is lonely? She works in the office next door. After we get off the bus we walk to said office blocks in step for a moment before I overtake, because she's a girl and so does girly steps while I stride. There's a lovely scrub of grass in front of the office that all the girls try to relax on during summer at lunch. I walked past her there once when on my way to the bins which are lined up nearby.
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Jose posted:i don't know this story but has anyone considered he might be stephen merchant because he has a story about an attractive homeless woman I wish i was him. I saw him crouch into his Ferrari parked on Brewer St. once and I'd really like a Ferrari.
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Acid Haze posted:Sit next to her and then begin slowly turning your head towards. I mean incrementally slow - like you know how you can't tell if clouds are moving unless you really pay attention? - that slow. She won't notice your head turning until, all of a sudden, she looks up, there's your face and you are locked in direct eye contact with her. I mean really emphasis this, open your eyes all the way. drat, pro
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i don't tip
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Just take her in a dark alley and take what's yours OP.
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she even works in the office next to you just ask her for a drink the worst that happens is she no longer gets the bus becauseits awkward
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Bring your guy friend as support while you suck his dick in front of her, showcasing oratory skills
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Jose posted:she even works in the office next to you just ask her for a drink the worst that happens is she no longer gets the bus becauseits awkward Yeah the worst that can happen is he single-handedly drives her off public transportation
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah the worst that can happen is he single-handedly drives her off public transportation she could get the tube or a different bus or maybe he gets laid
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Jose posted:she could get the tube or a different bus or maybe he gets laid this is a goon we're talking about. if things go south during the social interaction she probably won't feel safe leaving her house
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mind the walrus posted:Bring your guy friend as support while you suck his dick in front of her, showcasing oratory skills oratory is speaking
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