approach tips for a girl on a bus?

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > approach tips for a girl on a bus?

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Tell her your name is bus. James bus

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

You want to get her into a conversation but need a third party so it's not too obvious.

Hire a prostitute. You sit on one side of ginger. Prostitute on the other side.

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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 00:37

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Keep smelling your finger. Make her curious

# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 01:12

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