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Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

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Sit next to her and then begin slowly turning your head towards. I mean incrementally slow - like you know how you can't tell if clouds are moving unless you really pay attention? - that slow. She won't notice your head turning until, all of a sudden, she looks up, there's your face and you are locked in direct eye contact with her. I mean really emphasis this, open your eyes all the way.

Don't blink. DON'T YOU DARE loving BLINK.

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