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Every morning this ginger gets on my bus and every morning, getting off at the same stop, sbe smiles and says cheers in her breathy voice when i let her go down the stairs before me. I well wanna smash it. How do i approach inthis day and age without being a creepo?
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Ein cooler Typ posted:do you live in England or is she one of those wanna-be-English Doctor Who fans The former, hence attractive reheads using busses!
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Ein cooler Typ posted:gingers aren't attractive Not sure, its not bright red. She has really great tits and milky skin though. Not sure about her arse because of the weird angles we stand at when exiting the bus. I plan on upping my scoping game next week tho. I did see her at lunch once but she was sat down.
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William Stoner posted:"Hi, would you like to do X normal activity with me" The problem is that i see her every morning so the risk of shame is high. I need to somehow trick her nto spending time with me so i can let my personality shine.
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jBrereton posted:Gotta think of some good lines, op, like "Ere love are you a cup of tea? Coz I'm a ginger nut!" or "What's your take on this doctor's strike then?". Thats good cos our bus rolls past a huge hospital where the strikes are quite visible. Whats your take on these strikes cos you just stopped my heart!
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Sep 2, 2016 09:52
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Gatekeeper posted:how does she rate compared to that homeless chick cleaner.
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Sep 2, 2016 19:25
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Gimbal lock posted:Too slow OP, I've wooed the bus ginger. You may imagine us banging non-stop like animals while you're staring at your bedroom ceiling. I can always move onto the next busbabe: there's a chinese girl who gets on every day who wears outrageous dresses.
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Sep 2, 2016 19:26
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thathonkey posted:came into this thread ready to earnestly give good advice to a GBS poster in need then i saw it's opus1111111 lol get hosed would be my advice to you ya fuckamana harsh.
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SweetKarma posted:My advice is to quit riding the bus like a poor. i dont live in america, dildohead.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:45
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amityville anus posted:have you tried masturbating in front of her? I hear its a common bus activity opus111 posted:i dont live in america, dildohead.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:46
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opus111 posted:i dont live in america, dildohead.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:47
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Moridin920 posted:even the poorest americans still generally have some kinda car though I live in london.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:50
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well done on having the financial acumen of the average guardian reader.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:52
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Moridin920 posted:yea keep pretending like poo poo's okay I am not going to discuss finance in gbs.
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Moridin920 posted:complaining about having to get around by bus n poo poo what's wrong city is too poor to afford road improvements LOL lmao you're being dumb as poo poo bro.
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Speleothing posted:My parents met on a bus, so I know it isn't impossible. Though that was the 80s and things are different now. she gets on after yeah. It used to be with another girl every morning and they'd sit together, but the other girl must have either moved to a new office or been murdered cos she's been absent for yonks. Maybe ginge is lonely? She works in the office next door. After we get off the bus we walk to said office blocks in step for a moment before I overtake, because she's a girl and so does girly steps while I stride. There's a lovely scrub of grass in front of the office that all the girls try to relax on during summer at lunch. I walked past her there once when on my way to the bins which are lined up nearby.
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Sep 2, 2016 22:07
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Jose posted:i don't know this story but has anyone considered he might be stephen merchant because he has a story about an attractive homeless woman I wish i was him. I saw him crouch into his Ferrari parked on Brewer St. once and I'd really like a Ferrari.
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