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i too struggle to reconcile the part of me thats a woke rear end modern man with the part itching to go caveman on some strange
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 09:01 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 19:26 |
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Acid Haze posted:Sit next to her and then begin slowly turning your head towards. I mean incrementally slow - like you know how you can't tell if clouds are moving unless you really pay attention? - that slow. She won't notice your head turning until, all of a sudden, she looks up, there's your face and you are locked in direct eye contact with her. I mean really emphasis this, open your eyes all the way. drat, pro
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 22:21 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah the worst that can happen is he single-handedly drives her off public transportation actually the worst that could happen is he stammers and trips, sending her flying out the bus door into traffic and she dies, and he is so ashamed and traumatized that he resolves to kill himself, but before he can, a gamma ray burst burns the atmosphere and sterilizes the surface of the earth
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 23:03 |
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Fintilgin posted:Yeah, but the gamma ray burst would happen anyway being already en route now, with no causal relationship to him asking her out. i'm just going to take your word on it and not click that link
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