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Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

OMGVBFLOL posted:

actually the worst that could happen is he stammers and trips, sending her flying out the bus door into traffic and she dies, and he is so ashamed and traumatized that he resolves to kill himself, but before he can, a gamma ray burst burns the atmosphere and sterilizes the surface of the earth

Yeah, but the gamma ray burst would happen anyway being already en route now, with no causal relationship to him asking her out.

I'm going to go with him striking out so badly that his shame collapses into a microscopic black hole which triggers a false vacuum decay event which destroys the entire universe.



:colbert:

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