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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > approach tips for a girl on a bus?
 
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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Approach from behind and stay in her blind spots.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
No. I change my answer to,

"How long have you been a school bus driver?"

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

gingers aren't attractive

is she a ginger or is she a normal redhead

British women dye their hair fire engine red to distract you from their teeth. The OP would be safer putting his dick in a Rototiller.

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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

opus111 posted:

The problem is that i see her every morning so the risk of shame is high. I need to somehow trick her nto spending time with me so i can let my personality shine.

Ask her to come to your house to help shred alyoominium cans for recycling.

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > approach tips for a girl on a bus?