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yes yes zombies aren't real and if they were we'd probably all die or kill ourselves etc, but don't pretend you've never thought about it. for the purposes of this thread assume they are "Walking Dead" style zombies, and you have maybe 3 or 4 days warning (mysterious illness reported on TV, reports via the internet etc) before your area is zombie central. Assume everyone nearby finds out roughly the same time as you so if you plan to escape by car, many roads etc will be blocked and stores will be packed. Personally I have a few guns but nothing that'd help against more than a handful of zombies. Since the gunshots would probably draw more they'd have to be a last resort. I live in a semi-rural area with a 6-foot high fence so I'd be safe from a few roamers, but if a swarm came though, I'd be overrun. My plan would be to stay put for as long as possible and keep out of sight. I'd have the truck packed full of fuel, food and a generator so if there is a breakthrough I can high-tail it out of there and head for the bush (where I would probably starve to death or die stupidly). What's your plan? I'm sure at least one of you has a concrete bunker packed with supplied purely for this occasion.
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Zombie pornoes.
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Sep 2, 2016 11:56
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Suicide probably.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:13
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I'm not really a survivalist type dude, I'd probably die horribly and become a zombie myself. But at least that way, I'd have joined the winning team. It doesn't seem like zombies starve to death (not sure where they get their energy from), so in effect, I'd probably be around longer than a normal human could expect to be.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:29
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proposition one to have sex with me
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Sep 2, 2016 12:30
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I would laugh because zombies wouldn't be able to do poo poo.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:30
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Op what are walking dead style zombies. Are they shamblers or are we talking 28 Days Later.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:31
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I'd get a rake to push them out of the way when I need to go to the store, and maybe knock the steps of my front porch so I can sit outside and have my morning coffee without needing my rake.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:34
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no sprinting like 28 days, no saying "braaaains", think more of a shuffle where a "fresh" zombie could easily break through a window, but as they age, they revert to the weak shambling type whose only strength is numbers.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:35
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if you have a contingency plan for fast zombies feel free to share it as well.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:36
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My plan of course is to eat brains.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:41
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Sep 2, 2016 12:56
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Oh easy then, shamblers aren't really climbers so just y'know find something that's a pain in the rear end to scale. I always knew doing suspicious poo poo like climbing buildings in my teenage years would pay off when I grew up to be someone actually fit enough to do it properly. I mean, no parkour poo poo, but you don't need to know how to do that to pull yourself up some roofs or weird overhangs that take some basic thinking to navigate.
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Sep 2, 2016 12:56
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I'd probably go for a pint at the Winchester and wait for it to all blow over.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:19
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after hanging around outside for a couple years there is no reason why they wouldn't all skeletonize and everyone knows skeleton soldiers are way more dangerous than zombies.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:36
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TracerBullet posted:I would laugh because zombies wouldn't be able to do poo poo. Walking dead then yes 28 days later then probably hope I'm out in the middle of nowhere
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Sep 2, 2016 13:36
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I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!
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Sep 2, 2016 13:38
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Serious Frolicking posted:after hanging around outside for a couple years there is no reason why they wouldn't all skeletonize and everyone knows skeleton soldiers are way more dangerous than zombies. skeletons suck for sure but its nothing even a low level cleric can't handle. plus you get bonus damage from blunt weapons.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:42
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well how about millions of skeletons? sissy little clerics can't turn that many hit dice.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:43
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Couldn't you get on a roof of a building via s ladder, bring the ladder up, and drop roof tiles on their heads? They are dumb, slow and don't protect their head from large objects falling on them from a hight. Easy to lure (make a loud noise) and they stand at the base of your tower where you let gravity do most of the work.
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Sep 2, 2016 13:47
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Serious Frolicking posted:well how about millions of skeletons? sissy little clerics can't turn that many hit dice. cast control undead, thin out their ranks with infighting
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Sep 2, 2016 13:54
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probably die in a shameful and cowardly way
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Sep 2, 2016 15:21
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I'd do as many drugs as I could until I eventually became a zombie
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Sep 2, 2016 15:25
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I've been killing my brain with alcohol for years so I suspect they'd leave me alone. We'd have a sort of understanding I guess.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:35
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Find a solid medieval suit of armor to wear at all times and then just hang out at my apartment, since no one seems to come around there anyway.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:36
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When I realized every zombie survivalist was consciously or subconsciously just looking for an acceptable way to horde items to kill other people it made a lot more sense to me
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Sep 2, 2016 15:40
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Well, i'm gassing up or stealing gas depending how late in the day i find out and then i'm driving to the deep country, and staying there. I'm willing to bet it's not gonna be a walking dead scenario so i mostly just need to get out of town while everyone devours themselves and decay. if i can avoid human/zombie contact i predict i can survive with the least amount of ptsd or bloodshed
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Panch posted:When I realized every zombie survivalist was consciously or subconsciously just looking for an acceptable way to horde items to kill other people it made a lot more sense to me They are also all hoping to someday be in a scenario where they are in close quarters with lots of other sweaty men so they can have buttsex.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:46
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OctoberBlues posted:They are also all hoping to someday be in a scenario where they are in close quarters with lots of other sweaty men so they can have buttsex. Maybe it's not so bad after all
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Sep 2, 2016 15:47
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id wonder how i went back in time to like eight years ago when this zombie poo poo was funny, then i'd have a meltdown in gbs over it
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Sep 2, 2016 15:52
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are they girl zombies
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Sep 2, 2016 16:13
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Climb Everest.
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Sep 2, 2016 16:28
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probably succumb to the illness during the initial epidemic with the other 99% of the world
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Sep 2, 2016 16:31
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What if there were aliens and dragons and robots too, and ghosts and hobgoblins and werewolves and vampires???? What would u do then, huh???
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Sep 2, 2016 16:36
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zombies hahaha omg op ur so like random xD
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Sep 2, 2016 16:44
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what about pirate ninja zombies hahahaha
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Sep 2, 2016 16:45
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i would trap myself somewhere the zombos cant get me preferably somewhere i have no access to food or water but only if i have enough time to prepare
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Sep 2, 2016 16:55
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OP is a zombie dont tell him your plans you dumbkoffs
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Sep 2, 2016 17:05
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Barricade myself in a Walmat with a gun counter and a pharmacy. Once secure, I'd only let the hottest female zombies come inside.
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The Wizard of Poz posted:what about pirate ninja zombies hahahaha Wow, that is something to consider.
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