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Better goons have already drawn out the scenario in great detail:
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I would just sit it out for like 2 weeks. Zombies are dumb as gently caress and they'd all die of exposure
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Sep 2, 2016 17:18
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They'd just dry right up
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Sep 2, 2016 17:20
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The Wizard of Poz posted:what about pirate ninja zombies hahahaha
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if all the zombies come at the same time then i guess im gonna drown in zombie jizz
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I'd just wait it out. There's no way a modern military could fall to those zombies. Plus they probably just become frail and mushy after a week or two. Also I live in the south so people would probably make an event of hunting them down just so they could kill something that's human and not get in trouble for it.
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Pawn 17 posted:Barricade myself in a Walmat with a gun counter and a pharmacy. Once secure, I'd only let the hottest female zombies come inside. zombies can't consent you fucker
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Sep 2, 2016 17:55
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Serious Frolicking posted:zombies can't consent you fucker Zombies can't feel anything so it's like you're not even really sexing them. Plus they'll be trying to bite you the whole time which is probably fun for them.
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Millions of Crows posted:Better goons have already drawn out the scenario in great detail: this fat nerd would get owned by wights though. "go for the head" yeah ok buddy.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:07
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I've got a lot of guns and ammo so I'll probably set myself up in some sort of governor situation. I'll probably have to kill that Asian guy though because I'll be trying to hook up a threesome with Beth and Maggie.
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Sep 2, 2016 18:13
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lol op you got banned for goatse also holy poo poo you do not learn your lesson in the auspol threads lmbo
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Sep 2, 2016 18:29
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OP is gone for good, or is he !? 
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Sep 2, 2016 18:50
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FrankieGoes posted:Zombies can't feel anything so it's like you're not even really sexing them. Plus they'll be trying to bite you the whole time which is probably fun for them. great, another proponent of facilitated communication
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Sep 2, 2016 18:51
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The Wizard of Poz posted:what about pirate ninja zombies hahahaha my mom is gonna be at a taping of dr oz all afternoon if u wanna come over and watch gravity falls w me :^)
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Serious Frolicking posted:zombies can't consent you fucker today on imdb I learned that ayn Randian fuckman and music video director zack "attack" snyder's 2008 reimagining of dawn of the dead featured a deleted scene of some turbobros keeping a hot dead girl in a small pen with a football helmet on her head so they can bang her on a dirty mattress without her bein able to bite them (I guess that white plastic guard thingy blocks her chompers) this sounded cool and wholesome before but after your post I'm a lil concerned about the problematics of the situation
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honestly id go to a rooftop asap and attempt to survive a week or so since theyd all "die" after they have no more food. afterwards, id also die probably due to extreme spread of disease likely due to hundreds of millions of rotting bodies lying around
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Gatekeeper posted:today on imdb I learned that ayn Randian fuckman and music video director zack "attack" snyder's 2008 reimagining of dawn of the dead featured a deleted scene of some turbobros keeping a hot dead girl in a small pen with a football helmet on her head so they can bang her on a dirty mattress without her bein able to bite them (I guess that white plastic guard thingy blocks her chompers) It would seem to me that if the zombie virus is transmissible through a bite (I'm guessing in the saliva), then it is highly likely that the zombie virus would also be transmissible through sexual contact. This means that a broken condom is a way-more problematic issue than it is today. I wonder if the zombie woman could get pregnant and give birth to a little zombaby, and if you would have to pay zombie child support.
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Handy tip: British troops with lovely, unreliable, inaccurate firearms would routinely massacre thousands of screaming, fast, sneaky, capable of planning African natives with only a few dozen troops taking effectively 0 losses. A slow moving, walks directly at you, obvious enemy incapable of thinking or planning, enemy is going to be cut down by a modern military so fast they would have to be put on an endangered species list.
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Sep 3, 2016 05:18
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in all likelihood I prob wouldn't read this thread
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Gatekeeper posted:today on imdb I learned that ayn Randian fuckman and music video director zack "attack" snyder's 2008 reimagining of dawn of the dead featured a deleted scene of some turbobros keeping a hot dead girl in a small pen with a football helmet on her head so they can bang her on a dirty mattress without her bein able to bite them (I guess that white plastic guard thingy blocks her chompers) this is the kind of thing american cinema needs, harsh realism, because who wouldn't turn into a corpse raper collecting half rotten dead girls if given half a chance???
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Sep 3, 2016 05:22
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I'm going to the library at the first sign of zombie apocalypse:
But let's be realistic: without Google or wifi or internet in general I'd be a goner anyway.
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https://youtu.be/yBpNWgN9DQQ naem fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Sep 4, 2016 |
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Sep 3, 2016 05:40
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Flesh Forge posted:if all the zombies come at the same time then i guess im gonna drown in zombie jizz
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Sep 3, 2016 05:41
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idk but if theres one thign i wouldnt do its join with other people in a group cause that never works out
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Sep 3, 2016 05:43
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gonna suck a zombies dick
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Sep 3, 2016 05:45
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i'll tell them about gamer gate, milos yammpilous, call them cucks, and show them pepe the frog, op.
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Sep 3, 2016 05:46
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I'll make myself as sexually unattractive and white as possible. They always kill the blacks and sluts first in the movies. 
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Sep 3, 2016 05:47
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I'll make myself as sexually unattractive and white as possible. They always kill the blacks and sluts first in the movies. Triggered af 
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Sep 3, 2016 05:48
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You know what? I'd just go be a zombie. WAY more fun than canned food and and screaming
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Sep 3, 2016 06:01
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I'm in the wrong profession for this. I would probably end up getting bit in the first few minutes and be part of the great wave of zombie medics.
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Sep 3, 2016 07:01
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jackyl posted:in all likelihood I prob wouldn't read this thread My hero
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Sep 4, 2016 06:42
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Has anyone made a CORAL joke yet?
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Sep 4, 2016 06:43
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I'm going to corner the market in ketchup. People are going to be eating some gnarly poo poo, and Fido or fluffy are gonna taste a lot better with ketchup.
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Serviette posted:I'm going to the library at the first sign of zombie apocalypse:
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https://youtu.be/avaSdC0QOUM
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Sep 4, 2016 07:54
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I have prepared for this already. I have a goat to tie to the tree, some spare rope, a brick and lots of lube. Not sure if zombies have internal selfbasting. I heard that some living girls have this ability
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If zombie apocalypse was to happen, for real, then I'd probably just apply a gun directly to my forehead.
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Is it frowned upon to have sex with a zombie?
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I'll just gently caress my brains out then I won't be desirable to ANYONE! I mean...more so than normal.
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