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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

TracerBullet posted:

I would laugh because zombies wouldn't be able to do poo poo.

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The only advantages humans have over other animals are their intelligence and manual dexterity. Zombies have neither of those things. They have no real defenses against wolves, bears, stray dogs, etc., let alone humans with guns and cars and stuff.

So my answer is: hole up in my house and wait for the military to mop up all the zombies.

E: Or even be a proactive citizen and run them over with my car. I doubt they'd even be smart enough to try and dodge. :smug:

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Sep 5, 2016

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

ColoradoCleric posted:

Why do all zombie films always show society immediately collapsing, it would take months for something like that to happen. I wanna see regular zombie cleanups and poo poo

Because zombie stories are fables about the dehumanizing influences modern society has on individuals and/or escapist fantasies for people who wish they were allowed to go on spree killings. They're not supposed to be realistic.

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