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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
if all the zombies come at the same time then i guess im gonna drown in zombie jizz

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Gatekeeper posted:

today on imdb I learned that ayn Randian fuckman and music video director zack "attack" snyder's 2008 reimagining of dawn of the dead featured a deleted scene of some turbobros keeping a hot dead girl in a small pen with a football helmet on her head so they can bang her on a dirty mattress without her bein able to bite them (I guess that white plastic guard thingy blocks her chompers)

this sounded cool and wholesome before but after your post I'm a lil concerned about the problematics of the situation

this is the kind of thing american cinema needs, harsh realism, because who wouldn't turn into a corpse raper collecting half rotten dead girls if given half a chance???

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
what kind of a nerd reacts to the end of society with "good time to go to school!!" lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Bagarthach posted:

I'd turn the tables and start eating THEIR brains a little at a time until I built up an immunity. Then when one bites me, I'd go "I'm immune, IDIOT!" and punch them in the face.

There is a dumb video game called Rimworld, and it has a mod for zombie invasions, and you can do just this. It is pretty baller.

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