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Somethingsomething we're really excited to show you, awkward app demo, Ive video, badphone, worse watch. We think you're gonna love it. Roll credits.
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Henrik Zetterberg posted:Can't wait for my yearly Jony Ive wank video! They're going to (headphone)jack off on stage!
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Sep 7, 2016 18:01
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Oh Apple, you're so wacky and unpredictable like episodes of Leave It To Beaver.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:01
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Apple with the best jokeyjokes money can buy.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:02
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This is the worst sitcom ever.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:03
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Apple has officially become your grandma trying to Rickroll people in TYOOL2016.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:04
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Um... wow. That's actually really big. 
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Sep 7, 2016 18:10
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Oh... just a lovely Mario endless runner. Whatever.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:11
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But there's one more thing... Pokemon Sun/Moon coming to iOS the same date we release it on the 3DS.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:16
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We need to harvest future codemonkeys and chain them to their desks before they can drive or they may escape.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:20
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I don't think I'm ready guys. 
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Sep 7, 2016 18:23
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I wonder if they've managed to come up with something better than a $50 Seiko and a FitBit yet. Probably not.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:25
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Sure Mario isn't going to set the world alight but if Apple agreed exclusivity over future Nintendo mobile games that could be a shrewd move. "Coming to iOS first".
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Sep 7, 2016 18:28
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This keynote can go Donald Duck itself.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:28
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That would have been huge a month ago.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:30
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Would have been more exciting if the egg hatched a decent version of Apple Watch.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:34
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eames posted:Apple is basically selling Rolexes at the moment. No, (some) Rolexes are actually good.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:34
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Apple Watch: It makes your bike defy gravity.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:36
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:So all Apple devices are being thrown in water now. Apple has an evil plot to submerge North America with their earthquake machine.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:37
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logikv9 posted:the watch cums water It simulates hundreds of thousands of strokes while they headphone jack off.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:39
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The New Apple Watch: It measures your stroke efficiency.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:39
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Sweet. Now I can buy an even uglier Apple Watch.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:47
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Apple cannot handle my riddum, my pace.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:50
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Jolarix posted:At this rate they will overlap with Sony's conference. I'm actually thinking of switching to that at noon. I can only take so much of Apple making GBS threads the bed.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:52
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fordan posted:So my current Apple Watch isn't just 1 generation behind, it's 2 generations in one fell swoop. lol you bought a first gen Apple product.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:55
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Question Mark Mound posted:iOS 10 is not the biggest release ever. I love it, but it's not adding anything spectacular outside of Google Photos-esque image tagging. Doesn't it add new emoticons or something?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:56
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This is not the iPhone 5s. Liar.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:02
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Apple breaking stunning new ground in TYOOL 2016 introducing... black electronics!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:03
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Want them to bring out the guys from Spinal Tap to talk about how black the new iPhone is.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:08
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JHVH-1 posted:Dick pics have never looked so good. No more blurry, badly lit, miscolored dongs. Anthony Weiner would still be in congress if his photos were this high quality.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:10
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Thwomp posted:Poors will still have to settle for
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Sep 7, 2016 19:12
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As part of their collaboration with Nintendo they're releasing the iPhone R.O.B. edition.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:13
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Missed the perfect opportunity to now show a MS Paint of the guy in sunglasses and say it's the iPhone 7+ version.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:17
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The ability to shoot fast without losing sharpness. While your Apple Watch measures your stroke speed.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:19
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Sue posted:Console-level gaming? You can play lots of lovely games on the iPad. 
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Sep 7, 2016 19:41
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Forget Oz: Broken Kingdom, this is Apple: Broken Company.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:42
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We've seen some incredible products, like the iPhone 6s we just showed getting a price drop.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:51
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Who the gently caress? Ah well. At least they're done stinking the joint out before the Sony thing starts.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:53
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This is the real world embodiment of how out of touch Apple has become.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:55
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Acquilae posted:Meh, don't see what's so bad about the AirPods design. They basically look like the normal Apple earphones with the wires cut off and replaced with microphones. The price.
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