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Hold up, slashdot says Apple users are sheeple!
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Sep 7, 2016 17:48
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robodex posted:I'm surprised slashdot is still A Thing
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Sep 7, 2016 17:57
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App store needs a way to manage the 100 million fart apps.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:08
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Nintendo brings a fart app to the app store fart marketplace. Pokemon Go and that other lovely avatar game are all barely games.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:14
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Lol super mario run isn't free. Who will pay for this?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:15
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Pretty weak event so far. Schools are still buying Macs, this is notable?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:18
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When did Google introduce collaborative editing online? Like 2008?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:24
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2016 update: still no use case for apple watch. But there are emoji now I guess
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Sep 7, 2016 18:28
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quote:A new app called Breathe reminds you take a moment to breathe and relieve stress.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:29
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Steve Jobs rolling in his grave.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:32
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New tech revealed so far: 1. rubber gaskets in apple watch to make it water resistant.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:38
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Over-selling an incremental 50% increase in performance that took two years.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:41
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I don't think this nerd has ever gone outside, nevermind hiking.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:42
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Calling first hiking death blamed on apple when some dumbass walks off a cliff while staring at his iwatch.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:43
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"swim-resistant"
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Sep 7, 2016 18:46
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So is Apple just going to put the new phone on the store without discussing it due to embarrassment?
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Sep 7, 2016 18:49
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So uh why didn't Apple just build this run poo poo in to the watch OS instead of some dumb "NIKE RUN CLUB" fart app? Also strava or it didn't happen.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:52
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Use HomeKit on your apple watch to control your butt plug settings.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:56
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Well hopefully the 2017 keynote actually has new poo poo and not just fart apps, marketing tie-ins and implementation of features like GPS and rubber gaskets.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:01
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No one is taking pro photos with a loving phone.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:09
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7MP FaceTime HD: You will never have the wireless bandwidth for this to not look like rear end.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:11
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So they incremented the iPhone model number solely for a new camera module.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:13
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Hahahhahahah 2x "telephoto" lens hahahhahahahahahhahahaha
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Sep 7, 2016 19:15
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I bought this $2000 phone so I could take modeling pictures with bokeh of my infants in their $200 outfits for instagram.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:20
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hahahah instagram at the keynote now.cowofwar posted:I bought this $2000 phone so I could take modeling pictures with bokeh of my infants in their $200 outfits for instagram.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:21
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"IR detects when AirPods are in your ear - they only play when they're in." Or when full of ear wax. Six months after people get these things they are going to jam up and play all the time. Go look at your current ear buds.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:30
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cowofwar posted:"IR detects when AirPods are in your ear - they only play when they're in." No, I'm wrong, people will lose them within a week when they fall out on the street down a drain while running for the bus.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:33
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iPhone 7: 1,200,000,000x faster than the ENIAC!
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Sep 7, 2016 19:37
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Well I'll be keeping my 6 for another year.
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Sep 7, 2016 19:50
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Rorus Raz posted:Is there really any reason to get the Series 2 if I don't give a poo poo about GPS and swimming with the thing?
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Hoax photoshop
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