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Can you butt huff??
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Sep 2, 2016 19:22
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my favorite pope was the one who would hold orgies in the vatican and was deposed three times, but kept getting the papacy back because he had ties to the super rich in rome edit: or the one they dug up from the grave and then put his dead body on trial and found his dead body guilty and threw it into a river
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Sep 2, 2016 19:22
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OctoberBlues posted:The bible says homosex is wrong and yet you constantly advocate for homosex, please explain op they meant dont tell your bros you're going golfing if you really plan to do something else. Conversely, dont tell your wife that the busty redheaded serving your table gave you a blowjob in the broom closet. its good advice imo
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Sep 2, 2016 19:26
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TwoStepBoog posted:my favorite pope was the one who would hold orgies in the vatican and was deposed three times, but kept getting the papacy back because he had ties to the super rich in rome Just because someone is dead it doesn't mean that you can't take revenge on them still, and create justice in the land. Nixon's body still needs to be tried and dumped in a septic pit along with many others ! and Pope Alexander VI was the best Pope !
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Sep 2, 2016 19:28
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i want to find where a bunch of dead kkk guys from the 20s are buried and take a dump on their graves perhaps one could be dug up and used as a trump spokescorpse also was there weed in the bible?
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Sep 2, 2016 19:43
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That Robot posted:i want to find where a bunch of dead kkk guys from the 20s are buried and take a dump on their graves You could do that now if you want.The corpses of horrible people have no protection in the eyes of the law. As the Bible wisely teaches us, revenge doesn't have to stop just because someone is dead
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Sep 2, 2016 19:52
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*goes into store and puts Bible into "Fiction" section* "Heh. That that, God."
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Sep 2, 2016 19:53
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OctoberBlues posted:The bible says homosex is wrong and yet you constantly advocate for homosex, please explain op I'm still waiting for an answer.... looks like I really owned op this time
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Sep 2, 2016 20:00
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That Robot posted:i want to find where a bunch of dead kkk guys from the 20s are buried and take a dump on their graves Isaiah posted:The Lord said unto me, 'I will take my rest and I will consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs.' Revelations 22:1-2 posted:and the leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations. quote:The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. imo if weed is illegal that insinuates god hosed up which is pretty much blasphemy
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Sep 2, 2016 20:00
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Does the Bible really show that the flat earth is more then a conspiracy theory?
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Sep 2, 2016 20:25
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dad gay. so what posted:its one of the oldest and most respected books and according to most accounts it is the literal word of god. just for that fact alone, it is probably worth looking into. thanks for your time. Hail Satan
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Sep 2, 2016 20:38
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dad gay. so what posted:its one of the oldest and most respected books and according to most accounts it is the literal word of god. just for that fact alone, it is probably worth looking into. thanks for your time. the tao te ching is like 2000 years older or some poo poo tho dog
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Sep 2, 2016 20:40
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Deuteronomy 23:12-13 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. The bible has a little something for everyone. Even camping enthusiast.
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Sep 2, 2016 20:51
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm still waiting for an answer.... god treats all sins eaqually, therefore the only way to salvation is through his son Christ jesus
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Sep 2, 2016 20:53
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like a lie is the same as murder. all have sinned
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Sep 2, 2016 20:54
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Moridin920 posted:the tao te ching is like 2000 years older or some poo poo tho dog ya no thanks homo
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm still waiting for an answer.... also weed is fine much like everything in the world
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Sep 2, 2016 20:55
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dad gay. so what posted:god treats all sins eaqually, therefore the only way to salvation is through his son Christ jesus Hmm op, hmmm
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Sep 2, 2016 20:58
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a god that doesn't let me masturbate is not worth worshiping
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Sep 2, 2016 21:00
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"Jesus came to bring salvation to the sinners." First Letter to Timotei 1:15 He forgot about us. 
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Sep 2, 2016 21:00
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Moridin920 posted:a god that doesn't let me masturbate is not worth worshiping god lets you do whatever you want. that's the paradox
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Sep 2, 2016 21:01
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That Robot posted:i want to find where a bunch of dead kkk guys from the 20s are buried and take a dump on their graves God created the world, that means weed too. Smoke some of that Sticky Gloriole and praise Jesus son ! 
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Sep 2, 2016 21:03
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dad gay. so what posted:god lets you do whatever you want. that's the paradox no but not really though because afterwards you burn for eternity lol
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Sep 2, 2016 21:06
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These guys are coming to my town for an End Of The Wolrd seminar series! http://www.seminarsunlimited.org Here's the speaker's facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/jerrod.boling and his beard pic is in the flyer I got in the mail. So, Dad Gay, what is your opinion on Revelation, Seventh Day Adventists (their church is hosting it), and the giving away of tablet computers as door prizes to entice people to listen to your 4 hour sermons?
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Sep 2, 2016 21:11
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Moridin920 posted:a god that doesn't let me masturbate is not worth worshiping okay then i hope you enjoy your principled stand while you're burning in hell for all Eternity That's Eternity with a capital E
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Sep 2, 2016 21:17
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lol that poo poo isn't real
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Sep 2, 2016 21:22
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Moridin920 posted:lol that poo poo isn't real okay fair enough. i was lolling at the people who go "even if it was real i still would refuse to worship such a god" like come on are you a loving idiot, have you ever stopped to seriously think what it means to suffer in eternal torment? and you're going on like it's a matter of civil disobedience or whatever? lmao
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Sep 2, 2016 21:25
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:These guys are coming to my town for an End Of The Wolrd seminar series! http://www.seminarsunlimited.org Here's the speaker's facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/jerrod.boling and his beard pic is in the flyer I got in the mail.  Is Christian hip-hop a thing in States ? This guy sure knows how to rhyme.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:29
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Decebal posted:You could do that now if you want.The corpses of horrible people have no protection in the eyes of the law. As the Bible wisely teaches us, revenge doesn't have to stop just because someone is dead I'm too lazy to actually do that The bible teaches us that people will take fairy tales super seriously The_end posted:Deuteronomy 23:12-13 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. ah so there is poop in the bible good to know op what is your opinion on onan and onanism I think masturbation rules and is loving great 
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Sep 2, 2016 21:32
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That Robot posted:I There are a couple poop stories in the bible. 1 Samuel 24 Then Saul took three thousand chosen men out of all Israel and went to seek David and his men in front of the Wildgoats' Rocks. 3 And he came to the sheepfolds by the way, where there was a cave, and Saul went in to relieve himself.[b] Now David and his men were sitting in the innermost parts of the cave. 4 And the men of David said to him, “Here is the day of which the Lord said to you, ‘Behold, I will give your enemy into your hand, and you shall do to him as it shall seem good to you.’” Then David arose and stealthily cut off a corner of Saul's robe.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:39
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Bible talks about fishing but really doesn't explain techniques, especially for local areas. Like fishing in the med is totally different than fishing the Baja
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Sep 2, 2016 21:45
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King of Bees posted:Bible talks about fishing but really doesn't explain techniques, especially for local areas. Like fishing in the med is totally different than fishing the Baja Jesus had a wicked stank yeast infection and he made loaves with his man pussy bread and it just smelled like fish but people were all like whoa this makes more bread with the same amount of flour. The he taught people how to distill grapes into alcohol (wine to "water") so they could stop the future oil wars and promote communism and fuel distilleries to overthrow the pharoahs oil based auto industry.
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Sep 2, 2016 21:50
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i read the bible as a rebellious teenager and it steadied my soul and made me keep my scales level
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Sep 2, 2016 21:56
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Jesus had a wicked stank yeast infection and he made loaves with his man pussy bread and it just smelled like fish but people were all like whoa this makes more bread with the same amount of flour. The he taught people how to distill grapes into alcohol (wine to "water") so they could stop the future oil wars and promote communism and fuel distilleries to overthrow the pharoahs oil based auto industry. Hahhaha. Yeah. This "instruction book" is really bad. And he doesnt even explain the distilling process. Jeesh.
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King of Bees posted:Hahhaha. Yeah. This "instruction book" is really bad. And he doesnt even explain the distilling process. Jeesh. People were so stupid back in then it was literally a miracle. It didn't even catch on, people were drinking beer and mead through the dark ages.
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Sep 2, 2016 22:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:People were so stupid back in then it was literally a miracle. It didn't even catch on, people were drinking beer and mead through the dark ages. They probably threw all their garbage in a barrel aand then it rained and it sat around a while and some dumbasss drank it and was was like "whoah I'm all messed up, better become a saint!"
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Sep 2, 2016 22:12
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actually chuck zito's autobiography "street justice" is way better
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Sep 2, 2016 22:14
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jarofpiss posted:actually chuck zito's autobiography "street justice" is way better Street Sword is way better
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It is an early example, maybe the first, of a god becoming mortal to enable humility despite godhood, which is cool. It is not the first example of a god becoming mortal so that he could die and therefore experience mortality. It's not well written and tries to accomplish other tasks than storytelling but whatever. I'm a fat prick hth
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