|
King of Bees posted:They probably threw all their garbage in a barrel aand then it rained and it sat around a while and some dumbasss drank it and was was like "whoah I'm all messed up, better become a saint!" But there's only 40,000 saints who get saved in the mainframe, that's all the gold they have. I mean you're not gonna cash out on some beer and wine and poo poo and not get necromanced. You gotta have some serious duckets to get your poo poo right to send your DNA into the future.
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 22:18
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 2, 2024 21:30 |
|
|
ClamdestineBoyster posted:But there's only 40,000 saints who get saved in the mainframe, that's all the gold they have. I mean you're not gonna cash out on some beer and wine and poo poo and not get necromanced. You gotta have some serious duckets to get your poo poo right to send your DNA into the future. Quote for truth
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 22:22
|
|
|
gods seem a lil queer to me even the capital G like "ooh i wanna cosplay as my kid while I get the poo poo bdsm'ed outta me" pretty queer
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 22:22
|
|
|
God could have told them about that mold which makes penicillin and not just how to brew stuff. That's how you know it's all fake. No advanced knowledge in an all-knowing being
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 22:33
|
|
|
dad gay. so what posted:we have all fallen short of the glory of god this is definitely going in my collection of favorite out of context goon quotes
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 23:07
|
|
|
 quote:God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 23:12
|
|
|
I'm planning on writing a sequel pretty soon, anything in particular you'd like to see in it?
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 23:20
|
|
|
it created the whole dues ex machina trope motherfucking poo poo
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 23:28
|
|
|
books without pictures are worthless
|
|
#
?
Sep 2, 2016 23:37
|
|
|
I believe in the bible because my parents shoved it down my throat from infancy. Boy do I get angry when anyone in anyway says anything that makes me consider how utterly ridiculous it all is.
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:12
|
|
|
i understand why ppl need bibles. death can be spooky. people want to be told that it's not the end. as for me, what do i think will happen to my body after i die? idk 
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:17
|
|
|
Gatekeeper posted:i understand why ppl need bibles. death can be spooky. people want to be told that it's not the end. I believe Gozer gets it.
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:21
|
|
|
VendaGoat posted:Angels are everywhere op. So true Vendagoat. Spot on man.
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:27
|
|
|
i actually believe it was written in the 20s
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:28
|
|
|
Post hot and sexy Bible verses itt
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:31
|
|
|
While the king sitteth at his table, my spikenard sendeth forth the smell thereof. A bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts. [Song of Solomon 1:12-13] 
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 05:48
|
|
|
I saw a man on a street corner near Coors Field yelling about the bible into a megaphone tonight. Was it you op??
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 06:32
|
|
|
yeah, Bible Black
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 06:34
|
|
|
I found it to be a bit too preachy, OP
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 09:58
|
|
|
Better than The Art of the Deal? I doubt it!
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 11:18
|
|
|
actually the qur'an is better
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 14:27
|
|
|
Moridin920 posted:no but not really though because afterwards you burn for eternity lol I have some really good news for you, brother!
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 14:45
|
|
|
RaceBannon posted:actually the qur'an is better no judgment on the religion istself but the qur'an is loving boring
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 14:47
|
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:no judgment on the religion istself but the qur'an is loving boring the bible is sick its full of great stories, like when they behead john the baptist bc some hooker told them to or when jesus talks to a donkey, or the barfing of the disciples on the sea of galilee after the what must have been like the 50th wine miracle
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 14:48
|
|
|
Orkin Mang posted:the bible is sick its full of great stories, like when they behead john the baptist bc some hooker told them to or when jesus talks to a donkey, or the barfing of the disciples on the sea of galilee after the what must have been like the 50th wine miracle its good
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 14:49
|
|
|
swords and rushing water are coming out of jesus's mouth and the stars are falling and it turns out the city of god is covered in rhinestones and beryl lol i believe satan is a dragon in that one
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 14:52
|
|
|
My pastor told me the bible is all satan's lies and the best way to keep the faith is to put my credit card in this little machine he's really christian so he knows what he's talking about
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:26
|
|
|
Orkin Mang posted:the bible is sick its full of great stories, like when they behead john the baptist bc some hooker told them to or when jesus talks to a donkey, or the barfing of the disciples on the sea of galilee after the what must have been like the 50th wine miracle yeah i know. literally teh only time the qur'an gets interesting is when it's retelling stories from the bible
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:32
|
|
|
masturbated SO MUCH to the Bathsheba scenes
Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Sep 3, 2016 |
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:35
|
|
|
dad gay. so what posted:its one of the oldest and most respected books and according to most accounts it is the literal word of god. just for that fact alone, it is probably worth looking into. thanks for your time. "The Bible" means "the book" in Greek.
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:39
|
|
|
The Bible is good.
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:41
|
|
|
Lumpy the Cook posted:The Bible is good. Yeah, Bible Black
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:52
|
|
|
I agree.
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 15:53
|
|
|
Gamer With Dignity posted:"The Bible" means "the book" in Greek. case closed
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 16:12
|
|
|
*in high pitched nerd voice* um thee correct term is "canonized scripture"
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 16:14
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8wlLL-8WDY
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 16:24
|
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:no judgment on the religion istself but the qur'an is loving boring the religion is poo poo too, lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 17:08
|
|
|
your mother sucks cocks in hell
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 17:13
|
|
|
RaceBannon posted:the religion is poo poo too, lol no the qur'an was really boring to read but it still gives you an appreciation of how muhammad really was a social reformer for his time and place. anyone who takes the qur'an literally is just as lovely as anyone who takes the bible literally, it doesn't mean the entire religion is without philosophical or aesthetic value
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 17:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 2, 2024 21:30 |
|
|
Cnut the Great posted:it still gives you an appreciation of how muhammad really was a social reformer lol
|
|
#
?
Sep 3, 2016 17:17
|
|