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Should we use sex offenders to colonize mars
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hell yeah 35 19.89%
no, they will lower the property value of nearby phobos 62 35.23%
goku 79 44.89%
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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Stuntman posted:

make people realize that pedophiles are everywhere and not restricted to the stereotypical creepy old dude in white van and that its often people abusing a child's trust in them as an authority figure in order to abuse the child. its hard as gently caress to do cause people are (rightfully) very emotionally charged about this poo poo and pushing the current narrative is much better for politicians, so sadly we'll prob see it continue for quite some time

So you're suggesting parading pedophiles through the streets in some sort of popemobile so everyone can see how normal they look on the way to Applewhite's guillotine?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Stuntman posted:

make people realize that pedophiles are everywhere and not restricted to the stereotypical creepy old dude in white van and that its often people abusing a child's trust in them as an authority figure in order to abuse the child. its hard as gently caress to do cause people are (rightfully) very emotionally charged about this poo poo and pushing the current narrative is much better for politicians, so sadly we'll prob see it continue for quite some time

Well I think a lot of the confusion when I say pedophiles aren't humans comes from people interpreting that to mean I consider them some kind of grotesque subspecies, easily identifiable by their twisted forms.

Yeah no. What I mean is that they've committed an act so heinous, so debasing and vile that they have forfeited the right to be considered human in the moral sense. Biologically they're still humans.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

If we have sex offender reservations can we have sex offender casinos?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

hth posted:

youre an idea man, hammer

Thanks. I've been reading a lot of good gbs posts lately.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

donkey salami posted:

If we have sex offender reservations can we have sex offender casinos?

What will the age restrictions be?

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Applewhite posted:

Yeah I don't think child molesters should be molested in retaliation, just killed.

That's not what I said, friend.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gamer With Dignity posted:

That's not what I said, friend.

Well whatever I get it you hate me even though to the best of my knowledge we've never interacted beyond you making unprovoked insults at me so I'm a gay sex offender or whatever i get it yay.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

My favorite sex offender is the 18yo high school boyfriend/girlfriend dating, parents of the younger half get pissed and the 18yo gets arrested and on the list. I have a former student who this happened to and has now been married ( to the same girl he was arrested and placed on the list) for about 8 years and they have a couple kids and seem happy.

He'll someday get to answer the "Daddy why are you a sex offender?" question with "because I love your mom".

someone earlier in the thread said this never actually happens so i'm afraid you're lying and also probably a pedophile

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

donkey salami posted:

If we have sex offender reservations can we have sex offender casinos?

no, but they can sell duty-free sedatives as a part of their proud culture

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Cnut the Great posted:

someone earlier in the thread said this never actually happens so i'm afraid you're lying and also probably a pedophile

No, it has at least happened once. He was 18 and she was 15-16. She's also white and he's not and rumor was her parents had racist motivations behind the whole thing.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

No, it has at least happened once. He was 18 and she was 15-16. She's also white and he's not and rumor was her parents had racist motivations behind the whole thing.

That's possible, but it's also possible they weren't cool with an adult plowing their fifteen year old daughter

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Serious Frolicking posted:

ah, i see now. you are clueless. most cases of child molestation in the us are done by a family member or family friend. they are frequently not reported, much less prosecuted.

the scary stranger with a van and candy makes for great tv ratings, though!

This is true, also we are trained to expect that the first thing close family/parents will think and react to the situation is "how will this affect me" lol

I see it all the time, mommy loses grandpa's ability to watch little Timmy after school now while she's at work because someone at school noticed timmy walked funny and the nurse noticed timmy has strange injuries around his anus so nurse Nancy calls us and blah blah long story short now mommy's life is much harder and you know did it REALLY happen grandpa swore he didn't do it and I'm sure I can trust him and so what even if it did I'm sure it was just once he promised it won't happen again and daycare is off the table it's so expensive and and and

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

cuck cuck im gay posted:

If the family member or friend was a registered sex offender I would not let my kid near them, no. Actually, I probably would not want much to do with them!

It's extremely easy to say this in a vacuum because taken in a purely hypothetical context of course you wouldn't, no one who doesn't actively wish harm and trauma on a defenseless child would? Real life often isn't that cut and dry. I used to think the pedophiles I encountered were monsters wearing human skin and treated them accordingly. Now I know the sad reality is they're all too human (but I still treat them the same)

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

lol, 18 and 15-16 is weird as gently caress. Just think how much growing up you (are supposed to) do between those ages.

like if there's 11 months in it because you're in the same school year then fine, but that's about it

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

This is true, also we are trained to expect that the first thing close family/parents will think and react to the situation is "how will this affect me" lol

I see it all the time, mommy loses grandpa's ability to watch little Timmy after school now while she's at work because someone at school noticed timmy walked funny and the nurse noticed timmy has strange injuries around his anus so nurse Nancy calls us and blah blah long story short now mommy's life is much harder and you know did it REALLY happen grandpa swore he didn't do it and I'm sure I can trust him and so what even if it did I'm sure it was just once he promised it won't happen again and daycare is off the table it's so expensive and and and

can we send pedo enablers to applewhite's guillotine as well?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Guy Goodbody posted:

That's possible, but it's also possible they weren't cool with an adult plowing their fifteen year old daughter

I'd like to be a fly on the wall just to see the awkwardness of Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners when their daughter's husband and father of their grandchildren is the guy they had thrown in jail.

Strategic Tea posted:

lol, 18 and 15-16 is weird as gently caress. Just think how much growing up you (are supposed to) do between those ages.

like if there's 11 months in it because you're in the same school year then fine, but that's about it


can we send pedo enablers to applewhite's guillotine as well?

Oh, I'm guessing you didn't go to an American high school. Seniors dating freshman (most commonly freshman girl, senior guy) is super common and the same age spread that you're talking. We also currently have one seventh grader pregnant in our 7-12 building and the father is a high school kid. Not that I'm condoning this, but for you to say it's "weird as gently caress" is probably the funniest thing I've read on SA today. It was like that when I was in high school and is nothing new.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Sep 3, 2016

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Serious Frolicking posted:

... if sex crimes are so heinous that anyone convicted must be punished for the rest of their lives, then just kill them.

Many sex crimes are that heinious. Raping/torturing, and sex with innocent young children, for instance. But not all voters believe in capital punishment.

Some offenders don't even claim they'll make an attempt to reform. Some claim they're repentant but psycholigical tests show otherwise. While some others do reform. And some should probably never have been convicted in the first place, e.g. the 16yo boy who asks his 15yo gf to send him a nude pic & gets caught with it on his phone (laws vary by State & country).

So a range of laws, sentences and treatments are needed, with ongoing tweaks. Not "one set of rules about lengthy prison sentence & extreme release conditions fits all."

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Sep 3, 2016

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I'd like to be a fly on the wall just to see the awkwardness of Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners when their daughter's husband and father of their grandchildren is the guy they had thrown in jail.


Oh, I'm guessing you didn't go to an American high school. Seniors dating freshman (most commonly freshman girl, senior guy) is super common and the same age spread that you're talking. We also currently have one seventh grader pregnant in our 7-12 building and the father is a high school kid. Not that I'm condoning this, but for you to say it's "weird as gently caress" is probably the funniest thing I've read on SA today. It was like that when I was in high school and is nothing new.

It absolutely is weird as gently caress anywhere that's not Alabama or wherever you went to HS

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Double post oops I'm gay.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

I'd like to be a fly on the wall just to see the awkwardness of Thanksgiving/Christmas dinners when their daughter's husband and father of their grandchildren is the guy they had thrown in jail.


Oh, I'm guessing you didn't go to an American high school. Seniors dating freshman (most commonly freshman girl, senior guy) is super common and the same age spread that you're talking. We also currently have one seventh grader pregnant in our 7-12 building and the father is a high school kid. Not that I'm condoning this, but for you to say it's "weird as gently caress" is probably the funniest thing I've read on SA today. It was like that when I was in high school and is nothing new.

I'm being completely honest here: there was only one guy in my entire high school that was a senior dating a freshman and he was relentlessly made fun of for it.

A 17-18 year old dating a 14 year old is really loving creepy. That is not the same as a 37 year old dating a 33 year old.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Strategic Tea posted:

lol, 18 and 15-16 is weird as gently caress. Just think how much growing up you (are supposed to) do between those ages.

like if there's 11 months in it because you're in the same school year then fine, but that's about it


can we send pedo enablers to applewhite's guillotine as well?

18 and 15-16 are both dumb children with undeveloped brains, the maturity difference between the two is totally negligible from anything but a purely arbitrary cultural standpoint

the only reason anyone would want to deny this fact is if they're a crypto-pedophile who wants to justify perving on 18-year old children

this is a general reminder that it's not okay to gently caress children, even if the law naively says they're adults. this includes you

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
In the future it will take people 40 years to develop their prefrontal cortex and reach emotional maturity instead of 25 years that's true nowadays and around 18ish as it used to be when everyone had to take on huge amounts of responsibility from an early age. In the future our MILF porn will be seen as sick and creepy pedophile enabling material, all because we keep pampering and infantilizing legal adults

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
hey man if theyre old enough to join the army and fight theyre old enough to gently caress :getin:

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Oct 10, 2012

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

blowfish posted:

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Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
I'm all for it (as long as there's an oversight commission to prevent a repeat of this shocking tragedy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyiVSBAq2Nw

Lafarg
Jul 23, 2012

A few hundred miles to the north we exile them to a lovely trailer park off of I-275
http://www.pbs.org/pov/pervertpark/

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

system protocol posted:

A few hundred miles to the north we exile them to a lovely trailer park off of I-275
http://www.pbs.org/pov/pervertpark/
woah

New idea for a reality show

Trailer Touchers - cram 20 creepy uncles in a trailer and force them to eek out an existence in the swamps of florida

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

None of these crimes would have happened if every living human had a 50 caliber machine gun grafted onto their body immediately at birth.

On the penis.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
SIMPSONS ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT DID IT

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Cnut the Great posted:

18 and 15-16 are both dumb children with undeveloped brains, the maturity difference between the two is totally negligible from anything but a purely arbitrary cultural standpoint

the only reason anyone would want to deny this fact is if they're a crypto-pedophile who wants to justify perving on 18-year old children

this is a general reminder that it's not okay to gently caress children, even if the law naively says they're adults. this includes you

I think you got me the wrong way round. A 40 year old and a 42 year old have pretty much no difference between them. An 18 year old and a 20 year old have a pretty drat big difference.

A 16 year old and an 18 year old have a loving huuuuge difference. They aren't equally underdeveloped because if nothing else the 18 year old is on a level to drive a car, have a (real) income and live independently. I don't think I'm a crypto pedo for saying a first year university student should not be bringing literal schoolkids back to their dorm.

I mean yes it's arbitrary to say 'you can rent an apartment at 18', but since those are the milestones everyone in western society follows they're pretty drat important.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



I'm married to someone who's two years younger than me and we were 14 and 16 when we started dating. Does that mean I'm a pedophile :smith:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

GreyPowerVan posted:

I'm married to someone who's two years younger than me and we were 14 and 16 when we started dating. Does that mean I'm a pedophile :smith:

nice username post combo

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



They're unrelated but I agree

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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donkey salami posted:

If we have sex offender reservations can we have sex offender casinos?

if you give them casinos, then you have to federally recognize childfucking as a part of their cultural heritage, and that would be political suicide for anyone but shill dogg

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

GreyPowerVan posted:

I'm married to someone who's two years younger than me and we were 14 and 16 when we started dating. Does that mean I'm a pedophile :smith:

hmm I think a legal argument could be made that you were raping each other where rape is sexual activity with lack of valid consent (consent validated by majority status, usually anywhere between 16-18 across america)

if the age of consent was 18 where you are, I'd say you both need to be on the registry

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
please sign my petition to make pervotracker brand GPS locators mandatory for all sex offender registrars

please don't google who owns the pervotracker brand and do not listen to rumors that my wife holds the shares in the holding company

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i think you all need to be on the registry

also please purchase my wife's very own kiddotracker brand GPS locator, just attach firmly to your child or loved one, activate the app and watch your anxieties melt away -- now in liquid form! slip quietly into their food, cologne or perfume and the nanomanufactured organic locator swarms suspended within the invisible odorless compound disperse and develop a locator network for enhanced connectivity. each pump can have its own ipv2 designation! watch up to 250 individual groups marked with locator gel per bottle

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Sep 4, 2016

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
How about we just have one kid that's legal to gently caress, but if you gently caress any other kid you get executed. Responsible pedophiles who can wait for their appointments with the fuckid get to live normal lives, dangerous pedophiles are removed from the population.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

How about we just have one kid that's legal to gently caress, but if you gently caress any other kid you get executed. Responsible pedophiles who can wait for their appointments with the fuckid get to live normal lives, dangerous pedophiles are removed from the population.

what the gently caress is wrong with you

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AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

AugmentedVision posted:

hopefully some goon gets probed or banned for defending diddlers itt

Robot Randy posted:

its gonna happen by page 4


Guy Goodbody posted:

How about we just have one kid that's legal to gently caress, but if you gently caress any other kid you get executed. Responsible pedophiles who can wait for their appointments with the fuckid get to live normal lives, dangerous pedophiles are removed from the population.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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