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Drank a bunch of beer and ate pizza last night. Currently on my 3rd coffee and I'm chain smoking this morning. I can't stop making GBS threads and my rear end in a top hat is on fire.
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Sep 3, 2016 13:17
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What kind of beer?
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Sep 3, 2016 13:22
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did you have regular marinara sauce on the pizza or did you get white / creamy garlic / ranch sauce, this is important
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Sep 3, 2016 13:22
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Drink some Imodium
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Sep 3, 2016 13:24
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drink some diarrhea
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Sep 3, 2016 13:24
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or do some hard opioids. those usually constipate you and will solve all you hangover problems and actually, all other problems in your life
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Sep 3, 2016 13:25
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eat concrete then roll around on the floor
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Sep 3, 2016 13:25
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Eat some dog hair
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Sep 3, 2016 13:38
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smoke a menthol with your butt that will help cool down your fire rear end in a top hat
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Sep 3, 2016 13:41
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Decebal posted:Drink some Imodium just don't take too much or you'll die like that goons husband
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Sep 3, 2016 13:41
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Thanks for all the great tips friends! I hadn't really intended on this being an advice thread but I like the new direction. Personally I have chosen to lie on the floor and curl up into the fetal position and moan really loudly for the next 3 hours
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Sep 3, 2016 13:48
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:Thanks for all the great tips friends! I hadn't really intended on this being an advice thread but I like the new direction. Personally I have chosen to lie on the floor and curl up into the fetal position and moan really loudly for the next 3 hours don't forget to to take a shot of diarrhea. a ittle "hair of the dog" if you will
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Sep 3, 2016 13:50
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if i drinka box of chardonay my diarrhea is green with a lot of yellow in it. merlot is black as night
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Sep 3, 2016 13:52
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just ray posted:don't forget to to take a shot of diarrhea. a ittle "hair of the dog" if you will I'm actually just going to diarrhea in my keurig and then make another cup of coffee, same difference right?
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Sep 3, 2016 13:52
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also drink some booze ftw
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Sep 3, 2016 13:52
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just ray posted:also drink some booze ftw i find this cures the hangover but leads to other problems down the road
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Sep 3, 2016 13:52
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Orkin Mang posted:if i drinka box of chardonay my diarrhea is green with a lot of yellow in it. merlot is black as night Im a medical professional and I'm sorry to tell u this but u only have a few months to live. You'll be in my prayers
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Sep 3, 2016 13:53
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Orkin Mang posted:i find this cures the hangover but leads to other problems down the road yeah i was scrounging around for some booze and al i wfound was a warm beer and some canned air
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Sep 3, 2016 13:53
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*stays in bed until the last possible moment and then makes a mad dash towards the shitter
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Sep 3, 2016 13:54
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:Im a medical professional and I'm sorry to tell u this but u only have a few months to live. You'll be in my prayers id kill for some merlot right now
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Sep 3, 2016 13:54
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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:Im a medical professional and I'm sorry to tell u this but u only have a few months to live. You'll be in my prayers instead of getting rid of them i just let the bedbugs live on me but the wounds have given me necrosis of the torso. doc says weeks tops unless i wash my sheets and im kind of a procrastinator soo
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Sep 3, 2016 13:56
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dad gay. so what posted:id kill for some merlot right now i read that red wine actually cures cancer.the more the better
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Sep 3, 2016 13:57
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Orkin Mang posted:instead of getting rid of them i just let the bedbugs live on me but the wounds have given me necrosis of the torso. doc says weeks tops unless i wash my sheets and im kind of a procrastinator soo you should get some remoras to get rid of the bedbugs. I wonder if I could just attach a remora to my butt and dingus and poop and pee in them so I don't have to go to the bathroom. Would make for some epic raids!
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Sep 3, 2016 14:05
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if your poo ends up being yellow go get a blood test. It indicates liver distress
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Sep 3, 2016 15:16
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dad gay. so what posted:drink some diarrhea
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Sep 3, 2016 15:28
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Im here to offer a second opinion: You were misdiagnosed earlier and have posting diarrhea instead.
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Sep 3, 2016 15:40
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I'm pretty sure your hangover is not what's causing the diarrhoea.
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Sep 3, 2016 15:44
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op have you tried not having diarrhoea, that usually works for me
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Sep 3, 2016 15:46
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PEPSI for TV-GAME
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I switched from rye whiskey to vodka and my hangovers are much better now. Still have the shits and I ate Indian last night.
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Sep 3, 2016 15:47
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Orkin Mang posted:i read that red wine actually cures cancer.the more the better thats my theory plus it increases your diarhha which is good for cancer as well (it gets it out)
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Sep 3, 2016 15:48
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i just had the best breakfast burrito of my life it was a "huevos rancheros" burrito and i cant ephisize enough how much better it was than any other thing i have eaten in burrito form 5/5
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Sep 3, 2016 15:49
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i love to poopdad gay. so what posted:i just had the best breakfast burrito of my life it was a "huevos rancheros" burrito and i cant ephisize enough how much better it was than any other thing i have eaten in burrito form 5/5 hell yeah!!!
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Sep 3, 2016 15:50
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I love a good log which is why i drink plenty of water and firer.
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Sep 3, 2016 15:51
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Chinatown posted:i love to poop the best part is it literally connected to my favorite liquor store which is so choice
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Sep 3, 2016 15:52
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Try drinking a tall glass of milk and then eat 4 cups of cherries. That cures any kind of intestinal distress. Old drinkers secret 
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Sep 3, 2016 15:52
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dad gay. so what posted:drink some diarrhea gotta keep your body confused bro! seriously tho, Ensure or Pedialyte to keep your electrolytes up.
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Sep 3, 2016 15:52
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i mean i never wanted to get there c ause i mean its a buttio store connected to a liquor store but boy howdy was i ever wrong plus he cave me some free samples of his smoothies and almond milk coffee mother fucker has his poo poo togehther
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Sep 3, 2016 15:53
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQaZEbMEt44
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Sep 3, 2016 15:54
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im agine perveftly made huevos rancheros in burrito form. a true masterpiece
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Sep 3, 2016 15:57
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diarrhea drains your body of vitamins, fluids, and electrolytes so make sure to drink it back up to replenish them
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Sep 3, 2016 16:01
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