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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

diarrhea is basically a health drink

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Ahhh my rear end in a top hat is burning why??!

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

The medical term is "Booze Pooz" OP

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

diarrhea drains your body of vitamins, fluids, and electrolytes so make sure to drink it back up to replenish them

im drinking beer to replenish them

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dad gay. so what posted:

im drinking beer to replenish them

beer doesn't have very many vitamins so you'll need to drink 15-20

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

beer doesn't have very many vitamins so you'll need to drink 15-20

i found some grapefruit flavored deep eddy shooters too so thats probably good

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

dad gay. so what posted:

im agine perveftly made huevos rancheros in burrito form. a true masterpiece

i want to be there.so badly.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mwN GRApefruir rihgr?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

darth_pizza posted:

i want to be there.so badly.

come on over im going to wallow in my own filth all day

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i gotta run and get some bloody mary mix before kickoff

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

come on over im going to wallow in my own filth all day

oh and i have to repair / build a an interior door. do you know how to build or hang doors cause i dont

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
especially when im this drunk but i bought some nails and screws and canned air at ace

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this thread had a lot of potential but im heading back over to the divorce thread

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
dgsw wtf r u doin

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

dgsw wtf r u doin

havin a few bees drinkin some wines

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lota of cats im tryin gto calm down we have a new one who sucks and is kinda wild

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
plus i have to fix a door

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
NS I Hve a least 2 broken or bruised ribs but they feel cracked to me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
since you asked...

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
I vape diarrhrœia and peepeee.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dgsw appears to have the drop on all you fools this saturday morning

im going to starcucks now ok bye

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Tectonis posted:

The medical term is "Booze Pooz" OP


Actually the correct medical term is "Mudweiser"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

dgsw appears to have the drop on all you fools this saturday morning

im going to starcucks now ok bye

good luck c-town

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I drink hard liquor like Jesus intended.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

time to drink a beer but i just brushed my teeth and i'm dreading those first few sips

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i went to the starbucks and there was a line out the door so i walked 50 feet to the one in the supermarket next to it and got my iced coffee in 4 minutes

soccer moms lol

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

i only drink Diet Rrhea
lmbo

jerrrybuntling
Aug 12, 2007

mu

Orkin Mang posted:

if i drinka box of chardonay my diarrhea is green with a lot of yellow in it. merlot is black as night

"drinka box"

My new hero.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I had the same thing about two days ago, got some bad-rear end pizza and drank a bunch of craft beer but my poo poo's have been pretty solid.

ur butt is broken

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


my pancreas is inflamed

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
I repaired and re0hung the door

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
I did roo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mwN I DID

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
THAT STUPID rear end in a top hat DIDNT HELP ME AT ALL I LIKE TOTALLY RECONSTRUCT THE THING AND ALL HE DID WAS SMOKE WEEDS

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i've watched a lot of college football and drank a lot of vodka and beer and folks lemme tell ya


i forgot what ibwas gonna say

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
mt senssenheimers beoke :(

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I drink hard liquor like Jesus intended.

you'll find that, according to popular non-fiction book "The Bible" (various authors), jesus intended humanity to drink nothing but wine

ive chosen a liberal interpretation of this and drink only beer, barley-wine if you will

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

just ray posted:

mt senssenheimers beoke :(

mine broke a week ago, they were tv headphones they ruled

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
*Is genuinely shocked at how much poop comes out*

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

GiantAmazonianOtter posted:

*Is genuinely shocked at how much poop comes out*

Yeah sometimes its retarded. Like you know you just bombed it but you finally stand up and its like a loving cow patty breaching the surface

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