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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Drank a bunch of beer and ate pizza last night. Currently on my 3rd coffee and I'm chain smoking this morning. I can't stop making GBS threads and my rear end in a top hat is on fire.

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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
Thanks for all the great tips friends! I hadn't really intended on this being an advice thread but I like the new direction. Personally I have chosen to lie on the floor and curl up into the fetal position and moan really loudly for the next 3 hours

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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

just ray posted:

don't forget to to take a shot of diarrhea. a ittle "hair of the dog" if you will

I'm actually just going to diarrhea in my keurig and then make another cup of coffee, same difference right?

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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Orkin Mang posted:

if i drinka box of chardonay my diarrhea is green with a lot of yellow in it. merlot is black as night

Im a medical professional and I'm sorry to tell u this but u only have a few months to live. You'll be in my prayers

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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Orkin Mang posted:

instead of getting rid of them i just let the bedbugs live on me but the wounds have given me necrosis of the torso. doc says weeks tops unless i wash my sheets and im kind of a procrastinator soo

you should get some remoras to get rid of the bedbugs. I wonder if I could just attach a remora to my butt and dingus and poop and pee in them so I don't have to go to the bathroom. Would make for some epic raids!

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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois

Tectonis posted:

The medical term is "Booze Pooz" OP

This is good, I'm using this. So to update: hungover again, still making GBS threads myself. Also kinda sad cuz my old work buddy said he could get molly but didn't come through yesterday. There's still hope today though!

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Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
I'm going to drink a bunch of vodka tonics and make tacos tonight so I can honor the upcoming dictatorship of the proletariat by making GBS threads my guts out for labor day

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