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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
drink some diarrhea

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i find this cures the hangover but leads to other problems down the road

yeah i was scrounging around for some booze and al i wfound was a warm beer and some canned air

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Im a medical professional and I'm sorry to tell u this but u only have a few months to live. You'll be in my prayers

id kill for some merlot right now

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i read that red wine actually cures cancer.the more the better

thats my theory plus it increases your diarhha which is good for cancer as well (it gets it out)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just had the best breakfast burrito of my life it was a "huevos rancheros" burrito and i cant ephisize enough how much better it was than any other thing i have eaten in burrito form 5/5

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

i love to poop


hell yeah!!!

the best part is it literally connected to my favorite liquor store which is so choice

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mean i never wanted to get there c ause i mean its a buttio store connected to a liquor store but boy howdy was i ever wrong plus he cave me some free samples of his smoothies and almond milk coffee mother fucker has his poo poo togehther

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im agine perveftly made huevos rancheros in burrito form. a true masterpiece

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

diarrhea drains your body of vitamins, fluids, and electrolytes so make sure to drink it back up to replenish them

im drinking beer to replenish them

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

beer doesn't have very many vitamins so you'll need to drink 15-20

i found some grapefruit flavored deep eddy shooters too so thats probably good

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mwN GRApefruir rihgr?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

darth_pizza posted:

i want to be there.so badly.

come on over im going to wallow in my own filth all day

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dad gay. so what posted:

come on over im going to wallow in my own filth all day

oh and i have to repair / build a an interior door. do you know how to build or hang doors cause i dont

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
especially when im this drunk but i bought some nails and screws and canned air at ace

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
this thread had a lot of potential but im heading back over to the divorce thread

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Maldoror posted:

dgsw wtf r u doin

havin a few bees drinkin some wines

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lota of cats im tryin gto calm down we have a new one who sucks and is kinda wild

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
plus i have to fix a door

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
NS I Hve a least 2 broken or bruised ribs but they feel cracked to me

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
since you asked...

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

dgsw appears to have the drop on all you fools this saturday morning

im going to starcucks now ok bye

good luck c-town

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i mwN I DID

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
THAT STUPID rear end in a top hat DIDNT HELP ME AT ALL I LIKE TOTALLY RECONSTRUCT THE THING AND ALL HE DID WAS SMOKE WEEDS

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