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Well Goons, we all have to check out someday. We all ponder this from time-to-time, and after much consideration I think I want to go out in a unique and memorable fashion, so no heart attack, stroke or car wreck for me. Ideally, I'd like to go out through some absurd accident, like a baseball bat being thrown at a major league game, a stray golf ball, or frozen pile of crap falling from an airplane. Or something really stupid, like that guy who was killed with an atomic wedgie a few years ago.
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Autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:12
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assassination of course two asses 
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mdm posted:assassination of course Or one Nicki Minaj
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Sep 5, 2016 00:14
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Plastic is fine
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Sep 5, 2016 00:17
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Die in my sleep after a good day. No drama.
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b-minus1 posted:Plastic is fine Paper you eco-terrorist! PAPER.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:22
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AIDS op.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:23
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Sep 5, 2016 00:23
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Complaining about raw meat and produce being in the same bag
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Sep 5, 2016 00:29
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I wanna be the first 100 year old man to die from getting his dick sucked too much.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:31
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In the 15 items or less lane...I have 17 items but I think they won't care.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:35
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I like to use the self checkout because of my crippling social anxiety.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:38
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uh why would i want to miss the decline of the greatest empire that's ever held sovereignty in world history?
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shame on an IGA posted:Complaining about raw meat and produce being in the same bag Being the guy behind you in line who tells you to stop being a picky annoying fucker, and then being the 2nd to die in your shooting rampage (right after the cashier who put your meat and produce in the same bag)
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i suppose if i were to choose, suddenly, no other details matter
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dookifex_maximus posted:uh why would i want to miss the decline of the greatest empire that's ever held sovereignty in world history? Hate to break it to you buddy, and there's a bit of vagueness with the actual date, but the Roman Empire fell no later than the fall of Constantinople in 1453. You're way late for that one.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:42
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Express lane
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Sep 5, 2016 00:46
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im workin on an app where i can set a timer on my phones camera so it takes the pic then automatically posts it to my preferred social media platforms along with a lil msg i wrote before hand callin it "the kill yourselfie" ideally i'll check out as soon as im finished with the app
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Sep 5, 2016 00:46
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driving a stolen fighter jet into dane cook
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Sep 5, 2016 00:48
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im havin a hard time getting instagram to let me pre-choose the filter tho
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Sep 5, 2016 00:48
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No earlier than noon. gently caress hotels that have something godawful early like a 10am checkout time.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:49
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completely wrapped up by an enormous pythons coils except for my weiner stickin out with one last weak lil spurt
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Sep 5, 2016 00:49
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Motorcycle crash
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Sep 5, 2016 00:53
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fully wrapped tiedup all over leaving only my head and feet visible just like foreverial tiedup justin and foreverial tiedup jake. just before death id jump around everywhere licking everyone and everything with my permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue
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Sep 5, 2016 00:56
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Game over man!
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Sep 5, 2016 00:57
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roadside IED
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Sep 5, 2016 00:58
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I want to fall off of something very tall, land on an enormous trampoline and uppercut Trump right in the taint. Then I fall back down into the range on an enormous mechanical Ken Griffy Jr. who bats me into space.
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Sep 5, 2016 00:59
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The B_36 posted:Hate to break it to you buddy, and there's a bit of vagueness with the actual date, but the Roman Empire fell no later than the fall of Constantinople in 1453. You're way late for that one. 
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Gatekeeper posted:im workin on an app where i can set a timer on my phones camera so it takes the pic then automatically posts it to my preferred social media platforms along with a lil msg i wrote before hand Lol A Stupid Baby posted:driving a stolen fighter jet into dane cook Going out a hero, nice.
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Sep 5, 2016 01:12
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i will probably shoot myself (up with drugs and overdose)
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Sep 5, 2016 01:21
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A Stupid Baby posted:driving a stolen fighter jet into dane cook Geez, i haven't heard that name in 10 years, might as well take out Carlos Mencia while you're at it. Have bad hearts in my family, so I'll probably die of a heart related in issue in the next 20-25 years, unless I'm killed by something really random in the meantime.
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Sep 5, 2016 01:23
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Any way as long as it's real quick & messy.
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Sep 5, 2016 01:24
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gently caress til i pass out call it necrophilia 
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Sep 5, 2016 01:26
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taking all you sons of bitches with me
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Sep 5, 2016 01:29
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Ejaculating on the anti-matter version of myself.
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VendaGoat posted:Ejaculating on the anti-matter version of myself. Jizzing on the felt goatee of my evil clone and then we makeout until we become one flesh. Not your typical death. More of the birth of the unliving
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Sep 5, 2016 01:32
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Euthanasia coaster if it's ever built.
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Sep 5, 2016 01:33
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Without eye contact or speaking. You put the poo poo in the bag, I swipe the card. That's all there is to it.
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heroically deflecting the fighter jet that other guy launched at national treasure Dane Cook
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