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Whatever's fastest, please.
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Sep 5, 2016 02:09
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Bert Roberge posted:I like to use the self checkout because of my crippling social anxiety.
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Sep 5, 2016 02:13
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I was at the Luxor the other week and saw that you can express check out through the television menu. Super convenient.
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Sep 5, 2016 02:16
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I want to check out... A dame!
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Sep 5, 2016 02:18
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Sep 5, 2016 02:27
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ill probably die pooping
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Sep 5, 2016 02:52
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Enfield posted:ill probably die pooping i like to call this elvis style
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Sep 5, 2016 02:58
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gonna build a murder bot to off myself suicide bot? I dunno gonna build a thing that kills me I'll leave the philosophizing to someone else
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Sep 5, 2016 02:59
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I'm gonna tie a noose to a diving board just long enough for my head to go under water and then tie a cinder block to my leg short enough to not reach the bottom of the pool, just so the news can argue about what to call what I did.
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Sep 5, 2016 04:14
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Kuato posted:Ideally, I'd like to go out through some absurd accident, like a baseball bat being thrown at a major league game, a stray golf ball, or frozen pile of crap falling from an airplane. Or something really stupid, like that guy who was killed with an atomic wedgie a few years ago. Hit by a meteor please
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Sep 5, 2016 04:14
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Choking on a potato chip
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Sep 5, 2016 04:16
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Starting the reactor.
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Sep 5, 2016 04:29
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something remarkable but sustainable. crash a bamboo ultralight into some clearchannel tower or something
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Sep 5, 2016 04:32
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I can't wait until amazon has storefronts where you can select everything online and go to a drive through window where they have all your poo poo packaged waiting for you.
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Sep 5, 2016 04:34
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Right before they announce the winner of the presidential election.
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Sep 5, 2016 04:42
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I don't care how I check out as long as the person behind the counter doesn't try to talk to me
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Sep 5, 2016 04:43
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 Death by Being Chased Off A Cliff
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Sep 5, 2016 05:06
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by clicking this link
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Sep 5, 2016 05:08
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meteor death god
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Sep 5, 2016 05:13
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4 billion years from now, the Robot Society that slowly took over for human civilization has decided that it can no longer support existence on this planet. The sun is approaching Red Giant phase, and the planet has warmed to the point where the oceans have boiled away. The robots plan to move off world, but also decide that The Repository will be too difficult to move. The Repository contains millions of humans held in a form of suspended animation where their minds are active, forming a living library of humans extending back to the 21st century, when the robots first began their ascendancy. These humans have been kept alive and lovingly cared for over millennia. Now they could no longer assist the robot society in their plans to move to another solar system. One by one the pods were shut down, sending the humans to peaceful oblivion, mine among them. That or death by explosive orgasm.
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Sep 5, 2016 06:17
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When I was in sixth grade one of my classmates made up a story about a guy that got his dick blown off by a meteorite when he was lying in bed asleep. Ever since I've been obsessed with the idea of dying from a meteorite crashing into me while I sleep. I think that's how I want to go.
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Sep 5, 2016 08:12
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Everyone knows we're all gonna die by nuclear holocaust in a few years, so don't worry about it.
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Sep 5, 2016 08:25
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I remember 10 years ago when there were quarterly threads about that Exit Mundi site. A lot of good and terrifying choices on that site. If I'm going to get taken out with a bunch of you death by Verneshot would be a metal way to go out. I like Genesplicer's way best though TBQH.
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Sep 5, 2016 08:29
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in a rash act of creativity with a jetski
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Sep 5, 2016 08:33
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Surrounded by friends and family in a quiet place, their faces and words the last thing I see and hear and with my dying thoughts, knowing and being comforted by the reassurance that the people i care for will carry on after i am gone
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Sep 5, 2016 08:50
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I've been thinking about this quite a bit lately. I found out recently that I have a life-shortening condition, and I may not have much time left. If I knew the end wasn't far off, I'd spend all my savings on drugs and have one hell of a binge. I'd set aside enough for a fatal dose, and take it after I've consumed everything else. But I don't have any connections, and I don't know where or how to find drug dealers I'll settle for dying in the arms of a handsome guy.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:10
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If I get to choose I want to go out in a blaze of glory, some gallant last stand. I'll probably accidently choke on a pen lid or fall into a manure pit or something dumb
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Sep 5, 2016 09:31
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On a mountain of enemy corpses
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Sep 5, 2016 09:33
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Helical Nightmares posted:On a mountain of enemy corpses ur WoW guild will b so proud
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Sep 5, 2016 09:34
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Lethal dose of opiates in hopes of feeling pretty good as I slip away, but preferably administered by someone else so that my loved ones can collect on my life insurance.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:35
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ContraBoss posted:Lethal dose of opiates in hopes of feeling pretty good as I slip away, but preferably administered by someone else so that my loved ones can collect on my life insurance. You are in luck. This can happen in hospice care.
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Sep 5, 2016 09:38
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ContraBoss posted:Lethal dose of opiates in hopes of feeling pretty good as I slip away, but preferably administered by someone else so that my loved ones can collect on my life insurance. Most life insurance policies (at least in Canada) contain a suicide rider that expires 2 years after the policy is issued. After that point, it doesn't matter if you off yourself, your beneficiary gets the money. I feel pretty good about my 7 years as a licensed insurance agent now; using my knowledge to clear the way for someone to kill themselves via drug overdose.
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Sep 5, 2016 15:34
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with an Amazon gift card OP
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Sep 5, 2016 15:42
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whoflungpoop posted:in a rash act of creativity with a jetski I assume every possible way you can die involving a jetski has already been achieved in sunny Florida.
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Sep 5, 2016 15:51
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Suicide by police as the clever detective on my heels finally corners the 1%'er cannibal.
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Sep 5, 2016 16:45
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I'm going to die by uploading my brain to the singularity ruined by lawyers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E
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Sep 5, 2016 22:10
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This way, op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm8oqlg8z4s
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Sep 5, 2016 22:32
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because i went to feardotcom.com
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Sep 5, 2016 22:50
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Has anyone claimed drowning in the lobster tank yet?
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