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Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

I had a convo recently talking about how I wish I would have met Jesus and experienced the Gospel fresh without growing up in church. My reason was it's tough sometimes to unlearn religious ways and thinking. She gave me a different perspective by saying I've had more time to experience freedom. More time to experience the freedom of true Christianity than those who get saved later... Young people be happy you have parents or mentors who make you go to church, get involved, pray for you, and more. You have a chance to start early experiencing a free, vibrant, blessed, and Godly life! #Proverbs22:6 #Luke2:41-52 #boutthefathersbusiness #trainupachild

# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:21

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# ? May 8, 2024 20:40

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

FIRST

# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:30

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

lotta priests eat fresh, its probably for the best you missed out on that experience

# ? Sep 5, 2016 17:36

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Kuato easily claims the third post. :smuggo:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 18:47

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Kuato posted:

Kuato easily claims the third post.

kuato i dont remember you being so black

and sexy

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:19

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# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:20

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Lotsa good posts itt

But can't help but notice no one said they felt motivated or commented how they are "vibing" on what I am laying down.

Hm.

Strange

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:29

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

"sell your anime and buy a katana"

-luke 22:36, translated into a more relevant interpretation

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:30

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

This is a real funny thread. Topflight comedy ITT.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:32

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

This is a real funny thread. Topflight comedy ITT.

Thanks for your contribution!

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:38

yak of man: Sep 5, 2016; by Smythe

Horniest Manticore posted:

FIRST

wow man great post great post brava~!

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:39

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

my soul was saved yesterday afternoon by a limon pepino

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:40

clam the FUCK down: Dec 20, 2013

I'm a Buddhist. t'saaaaaalllllguuuud

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:42

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

shortly after posting that a gust of wind gave through my room and knocked the empty bottle over, must be a sign

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:43

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Thanks for your contribution!

I get significant satisfaction from just spreadin' the word.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:43

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Mariana Horchata posted:

shortly after posting that a gust of wind gave through my room and knocked the empty bottle over, must be a sign

Namaste my dear

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I get significant satisfaction from just spreadin' the word.

Hey Man, if it makes you feel good - do it! :thumbsup:

# ? Sep 5, 2016 19:47

Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

This is called "meta comedy" for you lurkers who should just loving post already, nobody cares.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 20:18

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

This is called "meta comedy" for you lurkers who should just loving post already, nobody cares.

They just don't get "it" bud, they are worthless.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 20:28

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

Hi, other smash. I, best smash, forgive you for your sinful posting.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 23:46

cnut: May 3, 2016

I like shrooms.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 23:48

Ben Smash: Aug 22, 2005; LARDROOM; Grimey Drawer

cnut posted:

I like shrooms.

Yeah they're good on pizza

# ? Sep 5, 2016 23:49

clam the FUCK down: Dec 20, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

They just don't get "it" bud, they are worthless.

who is the brown dude in your profile pic? I see him a lot.

# ? Sep 5, 2016 23:59

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

William Stoner posted:

who is the brown dude in your profile pic? I see him a lot.

It's me?

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:05

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Ben Smash posted:

Hi, other smash. I, best smash, forgive you for your sinful posting.

Ben Smash posted:

Yeah they're good on pizza

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:06

Ren and Stimpire: Oct 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

So I says to God, Bitch, get back in your cage.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:10

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

feeling blessed as a mother fucker thanks op

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:13

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

I'm enjoying this thread and the catholic thread and the exmormon thread
#blessed

edit: autocorrect lol

peanut fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Sep 6, 2016

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:18

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

That's not antiretrovirals, OP...

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:20

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

thathonkey posted:

feeling blessed as a mother fucker thanks op

No problem my dear, you help me help you!

# ? Sep 6, 2016 02:39

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I did not need this,

# ? Sep 6, 2016 03:52

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Trent posted:

I did not need this,

Bless your heart

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:11

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Bless your heart

Thanks, friend.

Unless you mean that the way people who say that mean that when they say that, in which case lol

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:14

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Trent posted:

Thanks, friend.

Unless you mean that the way people who say that mean that when they say that, in which case lol

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:15

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Ork of Fiction posted:

That's not antiretrovirals, OP...

The joke I'm making is that you probably need antiretroviral medicine to help combat HIV the virus that causes AIDS.

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:22

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

how do i find jesus?

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:22

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

shove it smash it

# ? Sep 6, 2016 04:29

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