Why don't hipsters wear lederhosen?

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blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Seems like it'd be right up their alley. Quirky, anachronistic, beards aren't out of place, and you even get a to be a beer snob. There's even a notfedora to go along with it!

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Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Because you touch yourself at night

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Break in queso emergency.

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Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

KFC Nashville Hot Chicken

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thomawesome: Jul 19, 2009

I work in the beer industry and own a pair of lederhosen and wear them to German themed beer events whenever possible.

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poopnanners: May 3, 2016; hey guys lets party

pants are murder

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Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

thomawesome posted:

I work in the beer industry and own a pair of lederhosen and wear them to German themed beer events whenever possible.

I don't think being an alcoholic counts as you "working in the beer industry".

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Oh Hell No: Oct 10, 2007; I've got the world on a string.

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Tricky D: Apr 1, 2005; I love um!

When are cut-offs going to make their comeback?

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walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Do you really wonder this OP? Seems like you were just trying to be clever

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

They do

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blugu64: Jul 17, 2006; Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

walgreenslatino posted:

Do you really wonder this OP? Seems like you were just trying to be clever

I did because I'm old and out of touch

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Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

prob because hitler

i kno some millennial art school types who are really into weimar era stuff like the bauhaus school and related art and design styles but not lederhosen

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ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Actually OP

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thuly: Jun 19, 2005; Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.

what's the loving punchline blue balling like mad here

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wide stance: Jan 28, 2011; If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

I imagine strapping them up requires not being functionally worthless.

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naem: May 29, 2011

Oh Hell No posted:

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Superior Bastard: Jun 5, 2004; I wanna be on you.

German hipsters do.

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Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

because hipsters aren't mentally retarded they're just autistic (which is a mental illness)

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

Hitler wearing Hugh on the hips but otherwise he pulls the look off

He has good calf definition

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Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

It's not an unheard of halloween costume at parties

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