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After Columbine did anybody keep a kill list in their binder or locker? What students and teachers were on it? Or did you bully another child into wanting to murder you? I was on a guy's kill list because my friends made fun of him in chemistry class by saying he was a smelly hermaphrodite and I didn't stick up for him.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:54
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we got a really bad biology teacher fired in hs
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Sep 6, 2016 16:58
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AEMINAL posted:we got a really bad biology teacher fired in hs A jr high drama class I was in tortured a teacher to the point that he locked himself in a closet and only opened the door to throw a chair at the offending children.
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Sep 6, 2016 16:59
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my friend had a 'list' he was super creepy too
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Sep 6, 2016 17:00
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i just wrote down my homework
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Sep 6, 2016 17:04
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Like my sophomore year of highschool, a kid I used to be friends with pulled me and another friend aside to warn us that someday we were going to get a call not to come into school and to heed it. He said he'd found out the load-bearing walls in the school and was working on the bombs, but he wanted to make sure his "real friends" didn't get hurt. My friend and I looked at each other, looked at him, then laughed and called him a dumb human being. Nothing ever happened. He was in school most of the rest of the year, though so I guess my friend didn't rat him out. I didn't either. Looking back I have no idea why I was friends with him in junior high. Dude constantly talked up how great his art was and kept harassing me to check out his website in 8th grade. The "website" was a bare bones directory of like five lovely pencil drawings of Starfox characters. Oh, and it was hosted on a furry porn site so when I clicked on a link wondering if all the other artists were that bad, 8th grade me got an eyeful of Doug Winger. Come to think of it, it's a shame he didn't blow up the school because then I might be dead and not have to know about telephone pole sized dicknipples.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:07
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I didn't have a hit list but I did keep a sketchbook of cartoons I drew of ladies with big titties.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:08
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notZaar posted:I didn't have a hit list but I did keep a sketchbook of cartoons I drew of ladies with big titties.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhQDx3d8zR4
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Sep 6, 2016 17:13
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A "hit" list?? ARe you saying you keep a list of high school and middle school kids you'd "hit???" As in "you would ""hit""" it????" As in HAVE SEX with???? Are you seriously telling me on this forum , that you have a whole list of young children that you want to have sex with??
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Sep 6, 2016 17:14
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No, I we was not.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:15
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a hole-y ghost posted:A "hit" list?? ARe you saying you keep a list of high school and middle school kids you'd "hit???" As in "you would ""hit""" it????" As in HAVE SEX with???? Are you seriously telling me on this forum , that you have a whole list of young children that you want to have sex with??
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Sep 6, 2016 17:15
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FactsAreUseless posted:That's it, I'm permabanning everyone here immediately with no further investigation. 
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Sep 6, 2016 17:16
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My school was pretty small - people committed suicide rather than bothering to kill each other. FactsAreUseless posted:That's it, I'm permabanning everyone here immediately with no further investigation. In before permaban.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:17
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a hole-y ghost posted:drat... looks like I have to take one here for the team Just like the poor buggers on that list.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:18
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notZaar posted:Just like the poor buggers on that list. 
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Sep 6, 2016 17:18
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"Taking one for the team" can be used as aeuphamism for having unwanted but consensual sex.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:20
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notZaar posted:"Taking one for the team" can be used as aeuphamism for having unwanted but consensual sex.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:21
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a hole-y ghost posted:I don't think FactsAreUseless is going to have sex with me. Well he is going to rape your forums account 
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Sep 6, 2016 17:22
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notZaar posted:Well he is going to rape your forums account
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Sep 6, 2016 17:24
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Sep 6, 2016 17:56
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I always picked on some dude in French class. I jokingly said I was gonna kick his rear end, then he said "I want you to try, then I'll call the cops and you'll go to JAIL", it was quite the spectacle.
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Sep 6, 2016 17:57
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I keep a mental list, Arya Stark style. Only two irredeemable assholes on it.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:00
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no i was a good person back then also i was quiet and antisocial to the point where nobody bullied me because i think they were afraid i would flip out and kill people it was a win-win!
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Sep 6, 2016 18:00
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if u really kept a hit list ur probably severely hosed up OP
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Sep 6, 2016 18:02
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If by "hit", you mean "gently caress", my teacher, my cousin, and no
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Sep 6, 2016 18:02
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i barely even noticed i was in high school. i slept all day every day.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:07
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I used to draw swastikas in my German class and the teacher found out one day, she got so pissed she made us all write essays on proper behavior.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:13
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i was on this one kids list since i bullied the poo poo out of him, but he got expelled
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Sep 6, 2016 18:15
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a bone to pick posted:I used to draw swastikas in my German class and the teacher found out one day, she got so pissed she made us all write essays on proper behavior. 1. Adolf Hitler
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Sep 6, 2016 18:17
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Keg posted:a smelly hermaphrodite Haha lol could you imagine if that guy had murdered you.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:18
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a hole-y ghost posted:HITLIST: LIST OF HITLERS That guy is the Hitliest.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:18
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Hit, hitler, hitliest. Hitlerself/hitlerselves.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:18
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Keg posted:A jr high drama class I was in tortured a teacher to the point that he locked himself in a closet and only opened the door to throw a chair at the offending children. Wouldn't be the first time a drama teacher was stuck in the closet
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Sep 6, 2016 18:19
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"In television anchor voice" the shooter is a smelly hermaphrodite
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Sep 6, 2016 18:19
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Another shooting at Smelly Hermaphrodite High.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:20
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*field reporter interviewing the school shooter whilst visibly struggling to retain her composure against overwhelming smell* : So you're what, some kidn of hermaphrodite?
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Sep 6, 2016 18:22
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"Yes I have both male and female armpits"
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Sep 6, 2016 18:24
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The SWAT team is called in to sweep the high school to find the active shooter and a team of 5 black clad cops creep down a row of Beverly Hills 90210'esque lockers in complete silence with guns raised until the lead officer signals for everyone to hold, then raises to fingers silently in the air and points to a locker, then to his nostrils.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:25
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I guess I didn't really know him? I mean he was like most neighbours. Quiet. Kept mostly to him smell, I mean himself.
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Sep 6, 2016 18:27
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