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what a waste of time. you pretty much can learn everything you need to know from watching others playing video games. your tax payer dollars at worksm folks!
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:04 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:42 |
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wikihow taught me how to live a better life
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:06 |
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Some of history's greatest conqueror/dictators never went to school and they took over large chunks of land and forced people to worship them as God kings.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:06 |
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School doesn't even teach you how to use a loving TURN SIGNAL so anything else it accomplishes is worthless garbage.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:08 |
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All you need is Reddit: The front page of the internet
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:08 |
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In school I started texting people I'm "cumming" instead of "coming" and never stopped doing it. Now I make millions of dollars and I can fart whenever I want to.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:11 |
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2 buy video games
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:11 |
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You know who else dropped out of college, mom? BILL GATES *works helpdesk for 30 years*
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:13 |
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i wish i could have watched taken someone take a bath
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:14 |
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my school had a magic the gathering club
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:16 |
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Video games are for animals op
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:17 |
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Privatize and make school optional. Feel the Johnson bitches.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:18 |
I had a really bad time in school because half a dozen different people every year had authority and responsibility over me and i hated not being in control of my destiny like hey fucker youre not my mom I'm NOT writing this essay for you. I wouldn't do it for my dad and he hits me so lol if you think you can make me do anythong haha yeah right Whats a truancy judge
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:53 |
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i had a bad time in school because it was a goddamn waste of time at least half the time 1st semester, esp math classes: "We're going to spend this semester going over everything you forgot over the summer!" me: "... really dude come on..." rest of class: "Good bc we forgot EVERYTHING HAHAHA" me: AP/Honors classes. e: oh and stop loving teaching me how to take notes dogs I'm sorry you can do that freshman year but when I'm already a Junior and taking AP US History you don't need to insist I use YOUR specific way of notetaking or get marked off that's STUPID BABY poo poo YOU FUCKS
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 16:56 |
My german 2 teacher had a full blown meltdown because 1. Me and about half the students came from a feeder school with an actual berliner teaching HER accent with her dialect quirks, and mrs. German 2 taught a strictly bavarian pronunciation and would flip iut if anyone reverted to a berlin style way of speaking. She indeed spent a huge chunk of the first semester making us relearn pronluncing the ch sound, umlaut voicing, and all kinds of poo poo thats not exactly fun the first time around. Then she had to teach her 2nd unit twice since while she was trying to erase what she saw as dirt german we basically didnt learn the present perfect tense or genitive at all, which is a big deal and i know none of you care but it was amazing how bad her decision making was like making us unlearn german from an actual german before really teaching new material lol
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:02 |
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I took an AP environmental studies class that had 2 lab periods a week, but labs consisted of just going out in the woods and smoking weed for 2 periods, and then writing up a lab report about dirt or something we also had a gym class called wilderness exploration, which was just walking through the woods for 40 minutes (and smoking weed) Those classes were fun
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:03 |
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hemophilia posted:My german 2 teacher had a full blown meltdown because 1. Me and about half the students came from a feeder school with an actual berliner teaching HER accent with her dialect quirks, and mrs. German 2 taught a strictly bavarian pronunciation and would flip iut if anyone reverted to a berlin style way of speaking. She indeed spent a huge chunk of the first semester making us relearn pronluncing the ch sound, umlaut voicing, and all kinds of poo poo thats not exactly fun the first time around. Teachers are mad with power and it's probably the easiest possible degree to get from college.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:13 |
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ima prowd grad uv publik skkools
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:14 |
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Check out this picture of a cool grill:
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:17 |
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school is cool because it taught me true suffering thanks government/god you are sure good at controlling things and totally not sluggish to grow with the changing noosphere of human potential. What was that sertorious? You said something? About Augustus. Sluggish? Maybe you should go ahead sertorious, go rally the barbarians, enslave them to a proper future, show 'em how it's not the system's fault but the people that occupy it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:20 |
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I didnt go to school, luckily I had made my first few millions in the bacteria trade far before they even had truancy as a concept
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:21 |
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bcause theyre losers
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:22 |
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At school we learned how to microwave a potato for a quick meal of nutrition. At school we went on computers and played Sim earth
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 17:26 |
Dave_Indeed posted:Teachers are mad with power and it's probably the easiest possible degree to get from college. See, this is true, but I found my life to be a whole lot easier if I didn't try to confront people who can make my life lovely by wasting time, committing me to after school activities against my will, or referring me to be disciplined in disruptive ways all the way up to referring us to a judge who had held the seat since HE was in highschool. This motherfucker turned 18, ran for a judge position, won, and has held that office, and afaik still does, and he gets rock hard as diamonds giving children lawful but insane punishments for bad behavior, truancy, or repeated insubordination. That idiot german teacher became my favorite teacher, and me one of her favorite students, because she made people she didn't like miserable. It's really gay but the secret of schooling is that you have to take anything you get out of it. If you're just a dandy ol' badass that doesn't want to absorb anything you can from a bunch of losers who lecture children and teenagers for a living, then you'll get nothing but bad memories and have a lingering hate for people who are honestly probably better people than you
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:07 |
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I'm in school because I'm a loser.
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# ? Sep 8, 2016 18:09 |
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hemophilia posted:
u sound like a bitch and should have maybe tried to stand up for human beings trying to get an education but were being unfairly picked on by a grown adult
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King of Bees posted:All you need is Reddit: The front page of the internet And friends <3
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