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Bacon Taco posted:You can sex her again at least one more time. Because she's pregnant, you know she has sex. Plus you don't need to wear a condom because you (probably) can't get her more pregnant! Nah dude I hear that's how you get twins/triplets
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Who What Now posted:Is telling you to kill your unborn child a probatable offense? No I don't think that's the point of that rule. Fetuses can't commit suicide so me yelling "gently caress YOU!" into my wifes belly button could never be the catalyst for it's unfortunate demise.
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Start another bank account. Don't tell anyone off it, fill it up for like 20 years. By then you will realize what the money is for. Hint: If everything is going fine its not for you. IF
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Sep 8, 2016 20:28
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10 take a step outside 20 If clear, then repeat 10
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Sep 8, 2016 20:32
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How far along is she?? There is still hope perhaps ?
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Sep 8, 2016 20:33
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Send her "boink boinking" right down the stairs.
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Sep 8, 2016 20:37
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Maybe you were raped OP. The definition could be broad enough by this point to include "involuntary reproduction"
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Sep 8, 2016 20:39
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one time my friend barry had a girlfriend who didnt have her period for like 2 months so he got into an argument with her and she fell down the stairs and she had her period like right there
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Sep 8, 2016 20:45
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Hold the sex memory in your mind for it shall not be repeated for a good 18 to 20 years.
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Sep 8, 2016 21:15
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Congratulations Dave mate.
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Sep 8, 2016 21:16
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go buy cigarettes, op
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Sep 8, 2016 21:18
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At times like these I'm reminded of the immortal words of one Frank Reynolds... Dee states to the gang, "I'm pregnant!"
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Sep 8, 2016 21:27
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JakeP posted:Thats fine, I charge $19, but i do early bird specials for $11 until 4 what about happy hour?
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Sep 8, 2016 21:30
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if u cum inside her now that she's already with child, the baby (if male) will develop a taste for sperm, and grow up to be a homosexual if it's female it'll be a humongous slut
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Sep 8, 2016 21:30
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Voted 5 because it instantly reminded me of the greatest SA thread in history.
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Sep 8, 2016 21:35
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To have a thing leech the nutrients from your bones and move inside your body like some Alien creature  How can some women get excited about that ? I would constantly expect the thing to burst through my sternum and start crawling up the walls
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Sep 8, 2016 21:41
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They're like sentient turds
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donkey salami posted:They're like sentient turds You give birth to both on the toilet
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Sep 8, 2016 21:48
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Obviously the most important thing here is to make sure your child plays the classic vidya games before he gets into all this Dark Assassinsoftheancients: Gears of Halo poo poo. It'll be an investment in old-school consoles and cartridges,but it will be totally worth it to raise a new human being that truly understands the ethics of gender in gamescraft
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Sep 8, 2016 21:52
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Also, has anyone made a twitch stream of a toddler playing games? Because my 5 year old will pvp in destiny while yelling "boom headshot! Take THAT, sucka-fool!" And I feel that I could monetize the hilarity. This idea is obviously trademarked so if you steal it you will face serious legal(ish) comsequences
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Sep 8, 2016 21:56
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shoophobo posted:oh boy another forums babby *runs breathlessly into the thread, tie disheveled and glasses askew, hair a mess* Don't... [Pant] Sign... [Pant] your posts.
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Sep 8, 2016 21:58
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The Bananana posted:*runs breathlessly into the thread, tie disheveled and glasses askew, hair a mess* What the heck??!
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shoophobo posted:What the heck??! I'm sorry. I have been on probation for a week, and needed to get in a burn of some sort. thank you for your sacrifice.
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The Bananana posted:*runs breathlessly into the thread, tie disheveled and glasses askew, hair a mess* 
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Sep 8, 2016 22:16
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step 1. Stop using the word boink
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Sep 8, 2016 23:14
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If this wife's full, get a new one.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:18
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OP, this was why had to fake my death the last 2 times.
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Obviously the most important thing here is to make sure your child plays the classic vidya games before he gets into all this Dark Assassinsoftheancients: Gears of Halo poo poo. It'll be an investment in old-school consoles and cartridges,but it will be totally worth it to raise a new human being that truly understands the ethics of gender in gamescraft Make sure to give the kid an old school video game name too. The world can always use another Sephiroth or Aeris.
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op, sever, asap
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A friend of mine is a GS-14 and makes 114k/year, however after all of his child support payments he really only makes about $700/payday. His youngest is 4, so he's gonna pay his cocaine addict wife for the next 14 years unless she OD's. I hope you do not share his fate OP, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
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Sep 9, 2016 02:26
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Bob Saget IRL posted:Thanks for raising my kid. oh snap! you gonna take that dave
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Sep 9, 2016 02:28
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Ghost your wife
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Sep 9, 2016 02:36
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I dunno OP sounds like you need to make a decision. don't have the baby you moron
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Sep 9, 2016 02:39
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Haha OP had a fuckin baby. Watchout SA moderatorz will attempt to gently caress it (they are sexually attracted to children)
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Haha OP had a fuckin baby. Watchout SA moderatorz will attempt to gently caress it (they are sexually attracted to children) Don't let Em boink the baby (boink)
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Sep 9, 2016 03:37
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my wife works at an abortion clinic so my advice is to abort the gently caress out that little monster
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congrats on not being sterile OP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXEfylQ1VmY&t=4s
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vols bitch posted:my wife works at an abortion clinic This is my dream job
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