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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Don't worry about it, Hilton gonna catch a 65 yard TD.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Also London games own. It's perfectly acceptable to drink anytime there's NFL on so I can start pounding rum and coke at 6:30 AM.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Hilton doing jack poo poo sucks but my opponent has Ivory doing jack poo poo so it's probably a wash.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Leperflesh posted:

Why is the colts passing game so bad? I just don't understand.

Colts bad.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Mr. McGibblets posted:

So was the Edelman 90 yarder taken back ?

Yes. Two penalties both on NE.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Texans punt return just saved my DSTs rear end.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Julio got 60 points in my ppr league.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Forte and cooks did nothing, Gurley didn't do much. Was projected to win by 30 and now it's tied.

Gonna come down to my Big Ben and Diggs vs his Smith and Kelce.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

scrubs season six posted:

Forte and cooks did nothing, Gurley didn't do much. Was projected to win by 30 and now it's tied.

Gonna come down to my Big Ben and Diggs vs his Smith and Kelce.

Ben so far: 12
Smith so far: -1.4

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Quiet Feet posted:

Roethlisburger Sitting on my bench because I'm a stupid dumb moron and started Stafford.

I've got Carr who put up 28 so I'm still hoping I'm not a stupid dumb moron.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

VietCampo posted:

It's insane he threw for 4 TD's but only put up 28. haha

Yeah, didn't even break 200 yards I think.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My team has sucked rear end this week as evidenced by the fact that Ben became my top scorer in the first quarter of his game. Highest previously was TY with 17. Looks like I've got a good chance of still pulling out the win though.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Worried about getting hosed by Smith and Kelce with the full half hour of garbage time they've got.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Gobias Ind. posted:

Need 39 points from OBJ in PPR.

Also need 26 points from the Minnesota D in another league.

:(

I'd say the second is more likely than the first.

I need Joseph Linval (Min DT) and Diggs to out score Min DST by -6 points to go 4-0. If I lose I'm going to be pretty pissed.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

MrSargent posted:

Great now we get to see Asiata vulture a TD

Edit: I am Nostradamus

I'm not sure predicting something that has a 90% chance of happening makes you Nostradamus. :)

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

RVProfootballer posted:

Julio got 48 in full PPR.

He got 60 in my league with bonuses.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

VietCampo posted:

But that's 100%



for me too :(



Yea, but bonuses are dumb.

Agreed. And I wish I'd bitched about them prior to the start of this season but I forgot. 50 yard TD reception is like 17 points and that's just dumb as hell.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Santheb posted:

Losing 3 points because your defense gave up a field goal is stupid.

Disagree.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I get a McKinnon TD on the team I don't give a poo poo about and Diggs who's on the team I do give a poo poo about does squat.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm not sure what the deal is but on ESPN it seems like the Vikings DST score has changed by 2 points three different times for no discernible reason. The last time just happened and they lost two points during the commercial break after the Giants turnover on downs.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Santheb posted:

What I meant was I don't think a defense should lose any points for allowing 2-6 points. In any other world that'd be kick loving rear end but in fantasy you lose points for it.

It does kick rear end. It just doesn't kick as much rear end as only allowing 0 points, which seems indisputable.

And "losing points" isn't really the right way to think about it. If they wanted to they could start your DST score at 0 and only award the points at the end of the game for how few points the DST allowed. Then you're not "losing points" you're just getting "awarded less points" because your defense didn't do as well as they could have.

Allowing only 6 points is awesome and should result in a good score but is it really just as good as allowing 0?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SurgicalOntologist posted:

I'm just a few more Diggs points short of a big payout on DK (and 10 points short of a huge payout). This has been such a frustrating game.

What kinda payout?

Is DK (and the other one) still illegal in NV?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

God bless Diggs, those last two receptions put me up by 8.7 and basically made me stat adjustment proof. 4-0 baby, in a $2400 pot league. And in first above the only other undefeated team due to PF (because the Julio team just kicked the poo poo out of the AB team, AB team will still be ahead of me in PF).

The other 4-0 guy beat me by 35 points this week but I was already 60 up on him.

I got problems though. Worried about Gurley and Forte at RB and also worried about Julio and AB and Green having monster games.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SurgicalOntologist posted:

At this point every Diggs point is another $100 and increasing from there. First place was within reach at $5,000. Not super huge but just what I need to move up into the more expensive tournaments. Right now I just play 25-cents and $1.

Best I did last year in DK was like 398th out of 10,000 or something and won $300.

So much bullshit that NV won't allow it. The one place where it should indisputably be legal, it isn't. They closed out my account and sent me a check at the end of last year.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SurgicalOntologist posted:

Not bad but I play hundreds of lineups -- I have a (highly unproven) ~system~ -- so I really should be getting this close more often. Ended up down -25% on the week which is my worst yet. Last week, didn't have any sweats but still broke even. GPPs are super hard.

I'd look through the lineups last year on DK and see people that had 500+ lineups on a 10 dollar bet, so... I actually I think I saw multiple people that had $10,000+ invested on one week. Like 150 bets at $100 each.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spoeank posted:

This exact reason is why I stay away from big money and GPPs. Man this is supposed to be fun don't turn it into a Law of Large Numbers thing

GPP is fine as long as you treat it like a small weekly bonus fun thing. I never bet more than 10 or 20 bucks a week and ended up by a small amount every year.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spoeank posted:

It's basically the casinos going "do we have a cut? no? gently caress that poo poo I'm gonna pay off some politician to make it illegal"

Yep.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

You'd think my 39 points from Cooks would put me in good shape but my 8.8 points from Ben (which tbf is massively better than the -2 points he had most of the game) and my -4.7 points from my Pitt defense means that it's gonna be a close game.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Inspector 34 posted:

Is Gurley just bad at football now? Or are teams just stacking up against him? Haven't had a chance to watch the Rams much this season.

I don't think he's bad. I think they're probably keying on him pretty heavy.

He's not doing too bad in PPR because they have stepped up his receiving targets it would seem. Like today if he hadn't just had bad luck on TDs he would have had a decent PPR day.

But in non PPR he's basically been dogshit all year other than week 3 against TB.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

VietCampo posted:

Didn't drop Meredith for a Defense to cover the Vikings def, not only am i still gonna win comfortably, i still have Meredith on my team and he looks like a great pickup.


Who else is looking at the 6-0 club?

Currently projected to win by 4 points, so it's 50/50. Got Jordy, Jimmy Graham, Marcus Peters (KC CB), and Dan Bailey playing right now. Got TY and Forte playing tonight.

He's got Janikowski playing now, and Gore and McKinney (Hou LB) playing tonight.

A win will put me at 6-0. Two guys currently at 4-1, one looks like he'll win, other is a toss up at this point.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Need 21.5 out of Forte or I go to 5-1. Probably not gonna happen.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My dumpster fire league (1-6, With Peterson, Arian, Decker, Rawls, etc) put up high score this week due to Howard. Won by 18 despite going against Carr and Forte.

And Linval Joseph saved my rear end in my good league, needed 4.1 and got 6.5 to go to 6-2, tied for first but second on points.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bellmaker posted:

8.4 from Cooks in 0.5 PPR. Better than what I've seen from BMarsh from my flex I guess :shobon:

(no I didn't start Cooks in my flex I know better)

11 in full. Not good but not terrible. With forte and booker on byes it's all WRs for me this week, but I hope I'll get one or two big games with cooks, TY, Jordy, and Diggs.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Why is Willson getting all Jimmys points. Those are jimmys points. They're not for you Luke.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bilal killin it. Could have a 30 point PPR game even without a TD.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Docjowles posted:

Started MIA defense.

I think you're gonna end up doing alright on this.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

VietCampo posted:

I'm not complaining about Powell not getting enough touches because god drat i love that man right now, but i feel like the Jets wouldn't have lost as bad if he got the ball more tonight.

He would have put up 40 or 50 if most of the second half hadn't been desperate 30+ yard passes to heavily covered WRs.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Ain't no such thing as halfway Cooks.

Brandin won me $650 today even if I lose the super bowl. I'm up 40 and he's got Daryl Worley left and I've got DJax left.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Santheb posted:

Goddddammn whats the buy in on this league? Congrats dude, that must've been a hell of a day of football watching.

12x$200.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

BonoMan posted:

drat I sat djax for Michael Thomas. Hope I didn't screw myself!

I sat him too and I hope I did not screw myself as well.

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