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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Had Carlos Hyde on the bench (was trying out McKinnon) but luckily am up 20 with my Brees against her Ingram.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Holy poo poo just saw Chiefs D score this week. :stare:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

pizza valentine posted:

Lol is Kuhn going to vulture TDs all year?

That accidental vulture right at the end prevented a Brees TD which would have had me needing 4 from y kicker tomorrow instead of 10 to win. Womp womp.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Managed to eke out a victory despite Steve Smith Sr, Jarvis Landry and Dustin Hopkins *combining* for 7 points.

I almost feel bad about not starting Gurley or T. Coleman, but with David Johnson, Hyde and Howard putting up some bullish points - I'm feeling kind of stacked at RB. Time to trade for a decent WR

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
The only thing that let me survive Gronk going back to old form was Brees going back to old form.

Opponent also had Terrence West but thankfully he had Carolina D and a couple of other eggs that played.

Also hate that I missed out on Pryor. The one week I forgot to set my waivers proper

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Epi Lepi posted:

I need BMarsh and Larry Fitz to combine for less than 21 pts. I am going to lose.

What? That's totally doable.



Which of course means, yes, you're going to lose.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
David Johnson owners be like https://giphy.com/gifs/jIXcTEmU5RCpO/html5

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Benne posted:

Boy did Jordan Howard's window close in a hurry

gently caress me what happened? I'm not where I can see the game. I got a measely 1 point from him.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Miko posted:

Hoyer is dead and Ka'deem Carey is alive again. Should be tough sledding moving forward.

Yeesh. Well at least my opponent has Davante Adams on her bench.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
On the downside I basically made every wrong choice this week. On the plus side my game was so lopsided right off the bat that I can just accept the loss and enjoy the games.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I went up against:

Andrew Luck
Randall Cobb
Frank Gore
Julio Jones
Jay Ajayi
Seahawks D
Chris Boswell



Yeah there was no way I was winning this week.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Wait is D Johnson hurt or something?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
i'll spare you the details but i did everything wrong this week

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Oh hey Howard is been playing like poo poo... Better sit him.

:stare:


Goddamn he would have won for me

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I'm up against Julio this week.

It took about 7 years of Fantasy but I'm finally having that year of "not a bad team but just happen to always play the team that explodes that week."

I'm second in points for and next to last in the league :(

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Is j stew down? Or just getting shut down

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I'm down 11 with my Buffalo D/ST against his CMike.

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh watch me pull this poo poo out

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Hmmm. Brees seems like a rock solid option going forward. I'll drop my backup!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Man, Brees' turd of a game is going to lead to my fourth straight loss and put me out of playoff reach. What a poo poo stain season

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Brees actually salvaged my day. Not sure if it's enough to win, but I don't feel terrible at the moment.

that might actually be the alcohol taking effect though

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Well I was gonna win but now I'm up against Baldwin who nobody decided to cover this weekend. Now I need AJ Green to be held to 12 or fewer points tomorrow.

I'm hosed.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I needed AJ Green to get 12 or less and by god he got exactly 12.

Barring any tragic stat correction I loving won.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Playing Brees, Thomas and J Stew. It's gonna be a long week.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Fire the cardinals o line into the sun. Jesus.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Doppelganger posted:

"Ok, well at least my opponent is starting Gurley, he hasn't been very goo-"
*Gurley immediately scores*

This is me except "well I'm not gonna start Gurley because he ain't done poo poo this ye- gently caress me."

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Quiet Feet posted:

Quiet Feet's rules for fantasy football.

Does the matchup look easy? I'm hosed.

Am I projected to win? hosed.

Does my wr/qb/rb have an easy matchup? hosed.

Is my opponent starting some garbageman who averages 3-4 points a week? I'm hosed.

Other situations not covered above: hosed.

Hello and welcome to fantasy football. We're all hosed.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Goddamnit Rams D. Doing so good and you're gonna end up giving up 2 tds in the last four minutes of the game? loving ugh.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
So I'm up 25 with my Jamison Crowder and Dustin Hopkins (lol kicker) against his Aaron Rodgers and Crabtree.

Goddamnit it's one of those games that is gonna give me a faint hope of winning until Rodgers just opens up a can on Washington.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Suave Fedora posted:

Good LORD the GB secondary is trash

And the opposite side Washington is letting them check down to the end zone

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I'm playing against Rodgers. Like loving hell Redskins. Man against the loving pass!

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Oh my god Crowder was a butt cheek away from winning my game for me. :(

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Holy crap. Rodgers is benched. That means I need less than 12 points from Crabtree to win tomorrow.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Bellmaker posted:

I thought I was boned for having Ben and AJ Green but now I'm up 2?!?!?! Thanks Fat Rob.

Prolly not gonna win, my Janikowski vs. his Crabtree but I can't believe I even have a chance

This is more likely than you think.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Woop Woop ... Beat the first place team with Michael Crabtree throwing up the donut.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
I just realized I won because my opponent, for some unkown reason, had Rashad Jennings and Dez Bryant on his bench. lol

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Santheb posted:

So remember when I said Reed and Crowder were the only bankable Redskins receivers?

Lol they both got hosed up on the same play

What happened to Crowder there? I saw Reed die but not Crowder.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Santheb posted:

Twisted ankle

Goddamn. And Hopkins is my kicker too :suicide:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
So... uh Reed is fine apparently :stare:

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Not a terrible outing for Crowder. But goddamn Hopkins missed a 50 and 40 harder... Which, with negative one for each missed, is an 11 point swing. :(

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Gobias Ind. posted:

The Bills have started with two 3 and outs, and the Jags have moved the ball well and controlled the clock.

Goddamn I was sure streaming the Bills D was the right move. All hail Xort

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