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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Sataere posted:

Did he turn into Mike Evans when I wasn't looking?

No, but Smith doesn't have to share a bed with his opponent.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Someone tell me why it's the second quarter and Dez has a goose egg.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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LmaoTheKid posted:

Dangerous Zeke is too busy eatin.

That guy is going to murder the NFC East.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Kelce ejected.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Intruder posted:

Looks like Ben is going to get AB84 owners a few garbage time points

gently caress that.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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gently caress you Dez.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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To think that Jordan Matthews was a better play than Dez Bryant.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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gently caress fantasy football. gently caress Dez Bryant. gently caress this game making me think I had a chance with Amari Cooper against Latavius Murray and Devontae Booker. gently caress me for letting this get to me. gently caress everything.

gently caress.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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I'm starting to think that Cam isn't an every-week starter.

Or even startable.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Panthers are hosed.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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gently caress Thursdays.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Fat Rob Best Rob

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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WTF is up with Alex Smith?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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What happens in the tent stays in the tent.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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gently caress me why did I think that picking Dak over Newton would work this week.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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My alternative was Newton at Seattle. It's not like that was any better.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Santheb posted:

Is Tyler Eifert alive?

Yup.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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decypher posted:

Yeah, tackled and landed really awkwardly on that left leg, I think. Could be the knee. Or a groin. I am guessing.

Internet is saying hip.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Should have drafted Bell instead of Bryant in the second. Oh well.

Looks like I get to play him next week. :suicide:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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LOL gently caress me gently caress Dez gently caress fantasy.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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decypher posted:

Hi Dez and Forte buddy....lol

Dez, Forte, and Gordon here.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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LOL FFS.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Suave Fedora posted:

ESPN turning me into a regretful, blubbery mess with that Tom Brady/kid with terminal cancer story.

gently caress cancer. That kid was awesome.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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I already can tell I'm going to regret not starting Flacco.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Or Manning.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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pubic works project posted:

Yup. Definitely should have played Chiefs over Vikings.

Dropped the Chiefs, kept the Pats. A terrible idea.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Is the Jags/Texans game as much of a shitshow as I imagine?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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The list of players I likely should have started over Newton is now Flacco, Smith, Manning, and Dalton.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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loving Brock Osweiler is so bad he's going to gently caress up his defense and kicker.

gently caress me I'm an idiot.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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TOM SAVAGE IS REAL.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Holy poo poo O'Brian you loving clown you could have scored three points against THE loving JAGS.

Eifert? Zero loving points.

Diggs? Zero loving points.

My team has the best record and most points scored and I am going to fall.

gently caress me. gently caress football. gently caress everything.

And gently caress TY Montgomery for being on my opponent's team.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Starting Eifert over Reed for the high floor was a loving mistake and I will never subscribe to the sheep herding groupthink clusterfuck that is FantasyPros ever again.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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I assume that this is the week that Arizona decides to rest David Johnson until next year.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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David Johnson: 24 yards from scrimmage.

My Season: hosed

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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AtraMorS posted:

Looks like I'm up by about 12.5 with my Cameron Brate vs. his Jamison Crowder. Don't know if I like those odds.

amari, you disappoint me

You're gonna lose.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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gently caress me if Newton turns out to be the better play after all that bullshit I dealt with Dak yesterday.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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Calling it now. Redskins drive down the field, get a TD, go for two, and this game falls to a game winning Hopkins FG try that ends my season.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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And there goes my season.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
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BonoMan posted:

so what happened to djax? One reception? I loving SAT Michael Thomas for him

He had two opportunities for massive bombs but Kirk overthrew him.

Also the entire Washington offense had less than 100 yards total offense in the first half.

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