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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
What is the dollar amount mortal?

Now I'm not committing you to anything mortal.

I just want to know, what your price is?

What'll it take to get your rear end a moving for a circuit. A complete circuit around the good ol U.S. of A.?

Including a place of implicit attraction in relation to a declination?

:v:

VendaGoat fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Sep 9, 2016

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how much does it cost to mount a lawnmower engine and a flat screen to a hospital bed

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'll need enough sedatives to sleep through the midwest

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MiracleWhale posted:

i'll need enough sedatives to sleep through the midwest

But not Kansas or north Dakota? Oh boy I can have some fun with you.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

MiracleWhale posted:

how much does it cost to mount a lawnmower engine and a flat screen to a hospital bed

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

vendagoat is going to human traffick miraclewhale

and why the hell not its a free country leave me alone

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
just post anime

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

A circuit? Are you talking a road trip, long walk or does flying count here? Do I have to visit every state or does a circle around the lower 48 count? Hell, do I have to go through the States or can I visit Canada and Mexico instead if I go around the US via the ocean? Be more specific!

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

hth posted:

vendagoat is going to human traffick miraclewhale

and why the hell not its a free country leave me alone

Be fair, he's using miraclewhale as a component in some demonic ritual.

Presumably to free Drad, but we may never know!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hth posted:

vendagoat is going to human traffick miraclewhale

and why the hell not its a free country leave me alone

Mmmm a person of conscious.

You have been added to the "short list" on entrants.


Ignatius M. Meen posted:

A circuit? Are you talking a road trip, long walk or does flying count here? Do I have to visit every state or does a circle around the lower 48 count? Hell, do I have to go through the States or can I visit Canada and Mexico instead if I go around the US via the ocean? Be more specific!

:colbert:

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Can I piss on that statue of you that was hidden up in oregon?

Dealbreaker if I can't.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Get thee behind me. I am a ramblin' man and I don't need your fancypants devil's bargain to pursue my path.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
What's that pyramid with a hand on fire have to do with your post? It's confusing.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Is it possible in this day and age to do the trip by train? That could be fun. You get to see everything real slow, but none of the responsibility of driving. (And not as sad as doing it by bus.)

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
probably like $300 because i just want to fly round trip from here to maryland to visit my girl. i already been everywhere else so whatever

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


hth posted:

vendagoat is going to human traffick miraclewhale

and why the hell not its a free country leave me alone

who am i to argue with the free market

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
i'll walk the entire united states, every state and web blog it for likr a cool mil.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE
$25,000 and a case of rye whiskey.

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE

Machine Cult posted:

$25,000 and a case of rye whiskey.

Maybe two cases.

Sole.Sushi
Feb 19, 2008

Seaweed!? Get the fuck out!

VendaGoat posted:

What the dollar amount mortal?

$3.2 million dollars, pre-taxed, and an additional sum of money to cover all bills related to travel expenses, including (but not limited to) gas, food, lodging and a disastrously irresponsible amount of cocaine.

Surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.

FreelanceSocialist
Nov 19, 2002
$41600. $800 per lower 48 state, $1600 for AK/HI but not sure how you're going to come up with that since you probably lost all your money daytrading AMD

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


About $5,000. Not including expenses for/on the trip.
Also we have to bring only two CDs for the road that we will start off hating but after passing through yet another county with nothing but conservative-talk radio and radio-evangelicals we will learn to love and sing along to those CDs with pure, unbridled joy.

Hermetian
Dec 9, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Is it possible in this day and age to do the trip by train? That could be fun. You get to see everything real slow, but none of the responsibility of driving. (And not as sad as doing it by bus.)

Almost!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I love the frowny faces

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

$5k, paypal me bruh

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
id rather die than ride an amtrak across even one of the small, effeminate states

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

should i fly to san francisco or LA, or ride my bike to seattle?????

or comedy options that are on the west coast

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Forest gump that poo poo dawg. :v:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
ill take $5,000,000 to make it super worthwhile OP. basically ill hit all the cities and get a swank room and high class prostitutes from every region in the USA

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

gently caress the ROW posted:

id rather die than ride an amtrak across even one of the small, effeminate states

:agreed:

Sunset
Aug 15, 2005



VendaGoat posted:

What is the dollar amount mortal?

Now I'm not committing you to anything mortal.

I just want to know, what your price is?

What'll it take to get your rear end a moving for a circuit. A complete circuit around the good ol U.S. of A.?

Including a place of implicit attraction in relation to a declination?

:v:

Er, around the USA? Probably somewhere up in Maine, since I'm all the way out here on the west coast. There's a lot of wooded area there too, right?

Ooh, ooh, or maybe Centralia...though I probably wouldn't want to leave.

Sunset fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Sep 9, 2016

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




gently caress the ROW posted:

id rather die than ride an amtrak across even one of the small, effeminate states

It wouldn't be that bad if you got a bedroom. https://www.amtrak.com/onboard-the-train-sleeping-accommodations You get a private little room, including your own toilet and shower.


3D tour :swoon: https://www.amtrak.com/media/train_tour/superliner/superlinerSLEEPER_CONTROLLER.html

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