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i did this on my backup card but then my other card got cancelled and boy howdy am i having awkward times at the liquor store
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pix plz
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Sep 11, 2016 00:13
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Napolean Bonerfarts posted:pix plz yeah right i'm not gonna show you how to forge my signature
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Sep 11, 2016 00:14
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I put 'see ID' on mine, but that's also a pic of an ejaculating penis.
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MiracleWhale posted:yeah right i'm not gonna show you how to forge my signature Pic of dick then?
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Sep 11, 2016 00:18
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Sorry on the front it's in english, but is this signature arabic or something?
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Tricky D posted:I put 'see ID' on mine, but that's also a pic of an ejaculating penis. I used to work at a beer store and would turn away people who put "See ID" on there cards, just because I could. yep.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:19
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How odd, I sign mine with the picture of a huge gaping anus. Maybe we're soulmates
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Sep 11, 2016 00:19
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Is there any way to improve your erections
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i already have a tattoo of an ejaculating penis on my forehead so such a signature would serve as a very secure form of identification for me.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:22
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zoink2000 posted:I used to work at a beer store and would turn away people who put "See ID" on there cards, just because I could. Seems kinda dickheaded, and I should know.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:23
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Rasta_Al posted:How odd, I sign mine with the picture of a huge gaping anus. Maybe we're holemates
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Pic of dick then? this is me. i censored my haircut so you can't identify me "i r l" 
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Sep 11, 2016 00:25
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legally speaking i don't think i can buy beer anymore without changing my name to "chode squirtsman"
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Sep 11, 2016 00:27
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zoink2000 posted:I used to work at a beer store and would turn away people who put "See ID" on there cards, just because I could. I worked with a guy who loved doing this. No one really liked him.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:41
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I'm Peenor Crunkyballs. 
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Sep 11, 2016 00:43
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Change it to a drawing of a flaccid one with weird hairs all over it and youll be good to go
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Change it to a drawing of a flaccid one with weird hairs all over it and youll be good to go Please don't doxx my sig. 
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Change it to a drawing of a flaccid one with weird hairs all over it and youll be good to go i was thinking of attaching it to a picture of a gentleman in a tophat so it comes across as more respectable
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Sep 11, 2016 00:49
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MiracleWhale posted:yeah right i'm not gonna show you how to forge my signature lol
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MiracleWhale posted:i did this on my backup card but then my other card got cancelled and boy howdy am i having awkward times at the liquor store did u do this in the Atlanta airport because I was at the pf changs there on Wednesday night and the staff was laughing about a cock and balls on the credit card slip
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Sep 11, 2016 00:59
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I was sitting at the bar and the waiter that grabbed the slip told the bartender "there's a cock and balls on this slip", I lost my poo poo when he said that it was great
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jackyl posted:did u do this in the Atlanta airport because I was at the pf changs there on Wednesday night and the staff was laughing about a cock and balls on the credit card slip dont tell me my other card got stolen too!!!
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MiracleWhale posted:dont tell me my other card got stolen too!!! I guess that wasn't u then, well somebody else is doing gods work too
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Hearing about people having to sign when paying by credit card is magical to me. Do your phones all have cables? Do you get scared by horseless carriages? Has a passing aeroplane ever dropped a Coke bottle on your village, leading one man to go on a dangerous quest to throw it off the edge of the world?
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Sunswipe posted:Hearing about people having to sign when paying by credit card is magical to me. Do your phones all have cables? Do you get scared by horseless carriages? Has a passing aeroplane ever dropped a Coke bottle on your village, leading one man to go on a dangerous quest to throw it off the edge of the world? it's an archaic custom, i agree. the aim is that by 2018 we'll have completely transitioned to slicing our palms open with a hunting knife and shaking hands to commingle our blood
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Sep 11, 2016 01:16
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I'm going to do what the op told me not to do
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MiracleWhale posted:it's an archaic custom, i agree. the aim is that by 2018 we'll have completely transitioned to slicing our palms open with a hunting knife and shaking hands to commingle our blood Your right hand, I hope. The left is used for wiping your arse and handling foreigners.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:21
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America. My wife and I were in Buttfuck, Canada about 5 years ago and not only did everyone take cards, they were also a little confused when they saw we didn't have chips. At one place they literally dig under the counter, pulled out the old magstrip reader, and blew the dust off it like in a cartoon, lol
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Sunswipe posted:Hearing about people having to sign when paying by credit card is magical to me. Do your phones all have cables? Do you get scared by horseless carriages? Has a passing aeroplane ever dropped a Coke bottle on your village, leading one man to go on a dangerous quest to throw it off the edge of the world? They are Americans... ...go figure, their entire banking system is LULZ compared to the civilized world. 
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Sep 11, 2016 01:22
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I've definitely signed some contracts with a quick doodle of a penis
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Sep 11, 2016 01:24
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I'm beginning to think I should use a doodle of the USS Enterprise as my signature. My handwriting's terrible, but I used to do a fairly recognisable Enterprise. I'll have to try it next time I have to sign for a parcel on one of those electronic signing things it's impossible to do your signature on. Do you have those in the States?
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Sunswipe posted:I'm beginning to think I should use a doodle of the USS Enterprise as my signature. My handwriting's terrible, but I used to do a fairly recognisable Enterprise. I'll have to try it next time I have to sign for a parcel on one of those electronic signing things it's impossible to do your signature on. Do you have those in the States? yep. i usually just write "stick em up, i have a gun"
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Sep 11, 2016 01:31
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i loved that episode
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Manticorny posted:i loved that episode that wasn't actually what burns said
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:that wasn't actually what burns said actually, that's exactly what burns said. it says so on the bottom of the picture.
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itt: mummy puffinz gets gaslighted
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MiracleWhale posted:itt: mummy puffinz gets gaslighted
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